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>2009 was 7 years ago
>7
>S E V E N
>turned NEET in 2009
>have achieved nothing, talked to nobody and done nothing in all that time
>just exist
>>28343921
>tfw your youth passed you by
>7 years ago I was 16
>7 years ago I thought I was going to become an engineer by 22, get a gf, buy my own place and still have all my friends
Fuck you OP, I was already depressed but now I just feel myself slowly dying.
who /can't take it anymore/ heree?
If the pain goes on...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I seriously can't anymore. With my grandma dying, my mom being sick, my brother getting in trouble, my gf leaving me & my dog on the verge of dying, I feel like the odds are against me of even making it
>at my psychiatrist earlier today
>she says "you sound like you should be in a mental hospital"
"Yeah I probably should"
>she just changed my meds and says she might recommend an outpatient program
>mfw
The memes are fucking magic. We already knew about the relation kek has with Pepe and trump. But who knew.... Dat boi, another fucking frog meme comes out of no where right when trump secures the nomimation. What.... The.... Fuck
>>28343891
this is literally my favorite meme
>>28343891
memetic majik
Oh look, it's that ugly narcissistic guy again.
>wait all day for your chance at getting lots of repeating digits
>after all those hours be off by one
>>>/int/58888889
>>28343881
we all know that feel anon
>>28343881
>make a sublime shitpost
>get a great get on it completely by accident
>>28343906
I'M ALWAYS OFF BY ONE OR TWO
NEVER 5
NEVER 10
BLUEBALLED EVERY TIME
Why do y'all gotta be negative about shit all the time?
holy shit just like get over it nigga. You gonna be fine jfc
>>28343832
ohhhh sheeeit whaddup?
it's DAT BOIIIIIIIIIIII
Really? You're gomma post this low quality shit and not the GIF?
>>28343870
I like my memes shitty and low quality thank you
>mfw my month long ban is finally over
How'd you get banned? Seems pretty hard on this board. On /v/ it's easy though, I got a 3-day ban for posting Tuna-chan in a bad cosplay thread, despite the fact that she shows no nudity whatsoever. It was retarded.
>>28343809
Seriously, I got banned from /v/ for a week for talking about funhaus, a video game YouTube channel. But here it seems fucking difficult to get banned here
>>28343937
Yeah /v/ mods are cancerous, if you ever reply in a thread with Barneyfag (the autist who obsessively spams his hatred for ponies whenever someone baits him) be prepared to get caught in the ban crossfire if you reply (even if you're just pointing out his hypocrisy, he dislikes bronies yet draws attention to their threads.)
I think the absolute worst though was when they were giving automatic 3-day bans for posting the imgur link to pic related (just the left screenshot.) I think the DMCA is actually still active - if you google search "new findings from clueless gamer" and post the first image result, it'll prevent you from posting (but won't ban you unless you post the imgur link url.) The DMCA'd screenshot wasn't even beta footage or anything, it was publically availible from the Conan segment. Basically, fuck Bethesda and fuck /v/ mods.
ITT: poorfag feels
>been looking forward to the Overwatch beta for over a year
>it's finally out
>can't even launch the game because my computer is so shit
Have you tried getting good?
Update your service pack, anon. Worked for me.
>>28343737
Thank you, but I'm not even gonna bother. There's no way I'll be able to run it at an acceptable framerate.
Would you sniff this girl's butthole if given the chance?
>""""""""girl""""""""
Yeah, riiiiiight
>>28343483
She looks like she would have terrible hygiene so probably not.
>>28343483
>girl
top cake
If she was in your room right now, and you were completely naked with a boner, would you fuck her?
I am disgusted you would even ask me that, anon.
Get that thing out of here.
not gay desuu
Only if she called me donkey.
>mfw I totaled my car
how did your day go /r9k/
I fucking know that feel anon. Junior year of high school. I'll never forget the sounds of being in a collision. I wasn't even on my phone or anything dumb like that, I just wasn't paying attention and rear-ended the fuck out of some lady like a dumbass, totalling my car.
My parents weren't too hard on me because they understood that driving is dangerous and shit happens, especially since my 2 friends who were in my car vouched for me and confirmed that it really was just a moment of brain-shittery. Also, the lady I hit was angry at first but quickly calmed down when I immediately took full responsibility.
I still definitely learned my lesson tho, and the attention I now pay when driving has saved me from countless collisions.
At first, you will REALLY want to kill yourself. At least I did. All I could think about for the rest of the day was the best way to do everyone a favor and off myself. But eventually that feeling of absolute worthlessness will go away, and it'll just turn into a memory and learning experience.
It may take a while for that feeling to completely go away. For a couple months I felt like absolute shit every time I thought about it, and I started having nightmares where I would crash into people.
That was 6 years ago, and it's far enough into the past that i don't get those feelings or nightmares anymore. But I learned my lesson.this is not an ad from the DMV pls no bully
>>28343392
is ur name josh
>>28343701
is this in reference to the joshua that lives in phoenix az and wears tank tops or an open motercycle jacket all the time
does porn feel better if you're not a virgin? like maybe you know how the person in the video is feeling at that moment and so it becomes more relatable and hotter or something?
I don't know. You'd have to ask people outside of a board full of virgins.
also this has nothing to do with that but does anyone have that webm of the kid masturbating in class and cumming while the girl in front of him is filming? I think she giggles at the end or something.
I don't know either
Daily reminder Asian women were MADE for the White cock, and people as pathetic as you pussy robots can get a beautiful Asian wife more than any micro dick Asian man can.
/r/asianmasculinity is so upset.
Bask in it friends. Claim your Asian wife today. All you need is to be white.
Easy enough?
I'm white and think this is some jewish tier bullshit trying to make people race mix, as /pol/ as that sounds
If you're white you wouldn't want niggers to say that white women are theirs, so why would you be okay with this?
Asian bros dindu nuffin
>>28343212
i second this. op kill yourself
>>28343212
/r/asianmasculinity spotted
is my ribcage top large, /R9K/
You have breasts like a 12 year old virgin girl
>>28343162
nice tits, bro
>>28343162
Mine is over 40 inches and I'm a skinny boy, so I would say you are alright if you are trying to be feminine.
>one who knows nothing, can understand, nothing
what did he mean by this?
>>28343127
Literally if you know 'nothing' then you also 'understand nothing'. If its a literal-experiential-physical-thing-or-concept that can be known; then if you know it you would likely understand it.
Conversely, he's definitely not speaking metaphysically. Nobody is capable of knowing absolute nothing; because if it were possible you would be brain dead or in a coma. Then we'd just assume you'd have no way to convey that you know nothing and understand nothing.
>>28343127
>what did he mean by this?
I don't know.
>>28343127
The "nothing" that is "understood" isn't equal to 0 or absolute dumbness but rather a 100% open mind. To "understand nothing" is not the same as "to not understand anything" but rather "adding "nothing" to the list of things that you understand."
To understand nothing is no easy task. It requires a huge amout of letting go of who you thought you were. Imagine the most importnat thing to you. Imagine releasing it, never to have it again. Are you upset? Then you don't "understand nothing."
To understand nothing gives you absolute fluidity of self.
Mmph! Anon! You are going to be dead when I get this off my face!
Mmph
>Mmph
fuckin
>>28343057
>mmph
is mmph going to be like one of those BRAP fart threads soon?
