Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3308. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3308. page
what is stopping you ?
why are you still alive?
bought a .45 almost a year ago with the sole intention to
still haven't found the right time to do it
>>28345344
I would literally kill my entire family for the opportunity to have that .45 just so I could end my miserable existence. Fuck you and your wasted opportunities.
>>28345259
My family. I'm literally on life support because of them so killing myself would be a dick move.
I last ______ ___ ___ ago.
(verb) (#) (increment of time)
Tell me the truth.
I woke up 30 min ago.
Come on people, the head craves data
>>28345212
I pooped like two minutes ago feels good senpai
>they still haven't broken up
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28345128
>they've been together for almost 3 years now and counting
why don't you want them to be happy?
>>28345166
4 and counting here bruv
>>28345170
because i only like one of them obviously
>tfw no jc gf to buy dresses for
i have all the jc recipes from dailies
>Your waifu will never be real
It hurts to live ;_;
>>28345033
bg go away
So is it wise to finally come right out and admit your feelings to a friend of yours?
It seems like it would be the best way out of the friend zone. Only because you're left with at least two options: them returning your feelings, or now since you got that out of the way you now have a reason, and cause, to walk away from that friendship and spare yourself the grief.
Ionno, what do femanons think of having a guy (or girl) friend admit their feelings to them? Either in the context above (or lack therefore of), or any other scenarios you'd like to include?
On a side note, would it matter -- at all -- what I write in the OP if I attach this image with it? I take it a good chunk of y'all would be too distracted to bother reading this.
>>28345026
Same here t b h I'm trying to break outta the friend zone and to me it seems like a viable option
i don't know how much psychoanalysis can be reasonably done here. It could go either way. And if she's a good enough friend she won't be offput by your admission completely.
go 4 it, i'm working up the courage. it would requrie a lot of work on my part
>shaving neckbeard
>Bathing
>etc
the third option if you actually give a shit about them beyond wanting to fuck them, is staying just friends and having your relationship be better from you explaining your feelings and discussing them
>>28345026
It's the only way to progress things, yes. The friendzone is a state of hesitation, between wanting to go for the girl and being unwilling to risk rejection. Making a move means you find the answer that was always there, no matter what it is.
What's the most painless failproof way to kill oneself?
Really really really really high jump
neck on railroad track
>>28344972
Wait for old age.
>We give each other (you) and complement our emotional voids.
>>28344830
Give me some love and attention
>>28344866
I don't know who you are, anon, but I love you, and I hope everything works out for you.
>>28344942
I like your big butt
>At lunch with friends standing and talking at edge of corner
>Another group is on the other side a foot away
>Have backpack on
>Feel it kind of move
>Hear a zipping sound
>Hear my comb thrown onto the floor in front of me
>Turn around and see some faggot ass skinny hick/stoner manlet in his gay orange hoodie
>He's moving back to his original position thinking he's being a sneaky little cunt
>Friend calls them out
>They ignore it
>>28344815
Your shitty post angered me and I didn't even read it all.
my job, so i quit.
>What made you angry today?
I went outside and saw what I can never have
Who /lost my job after two weeks/ here?
how did you fuck that one up
>>28344736
They just pulled me aside into the conference room and basically said "you're not a good fit here" and then walked me to the exit
>>28344721
Who /twenty years old and never had a job/ here?
Anyone other oldfags here glad they finished high school and college before this shit started?
>>28344687
Yes and before smart phones existed.
>>28344687
god damn that ass....life isnt fair being a peenlet
>>28344687
>wanting to miss out on watching ptp dressing like degenerate whores
How much shilling actually occurs on 4chan? It's pretty spooky for me to think about. Who knows how many threads are an advertising/brainwashing attempt.
I presume most threads on /pol/ and /r9k/ are shill threads, probably /b/ as well but I don't go there.
You can tell certain topics come in waves and bombard /pol/ and /r9k/ at the same time.
I can confirm that trap shilling is real as is the homosexual agenda. There is not a ruling body giving directions but people discuss and strategise in semiorganized way.
>>28344715
/pol/ most definitely has shills. /o/ may have had ford shills as one point but it could also have just been a meme to annoy a paranoid anon.
I'm riding a bus home and I just realized I left my gmail logged in.
I store tons of links and files in my draft messages and they now have access to all my links I've saved on them for the last years. There's trap porn and gore and links to my suicidal threads and whatnot.
They can also see all my jlist orders.
I guess my cover is blown now, heh heh.
What the fuck do I do? This fucking co-worker I don't trust replaced my shift. He's sitting right there and reading it all I bet.
An hero time?
you can log your gmail out remotely
google it
Where do you work? Why didn't you log off? Also delete shit dude.
>>28344685
Not from a mobile. It's a long bus ride...
Post pictures unmistakably linked to your soul
>Post pictures unmistakably linked to your souI
>>28344538
my soul is a rainy day
Basically this
>original lanigiro<
who /allergies/ here?
>allergic to literally every fucking plant in nature
I will never reproduce on principle of not subjecting my child to the hell that was every springtime. Allergy shots work wonders though.
>>28344504
This is the most appropriate use of this Pepe I have ever seen.
I'm a little allergic to bee stings
>tfw been stung on my leg and my hand
feels a little sore, man.
>Lera. Say hello to your new daddy
>Hey daddy!
Who is this girl? Some kind of semen demon I shouldn't know about?
Both are getting it, especially the loli
>implying she isn't a cool dyke that works in an office and raises her kid by herself and hates men deeply
![1460192888439[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zDwafU3.jpg "1460192888439[1]")