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english muffin with butter
cornbread and honey
>>28344463
>no bagels
english muffin works too, I guess. With a little jelly.
>>28344463
rolling for crispy buttery goodness.
>>28344463
Decide my breakfast tomorrow.
>been using a fleshlight with lube to fap for the past 2 years
>used my hand today, dry
holy shit the pain
how the fuck did I used to do this
>been fucking my mare for 6 years
>use my fleshlight with lube again
holy shit the pain
how the fuck did I used to do this
I take it you were circumcised?
>>28344436
> Just bought a fleshlight a few days ago
> Cum in like 5 minutes whereas I could literally edge for hours using my hands
If real sex is anything like this I'm seriously fucked
>Anon can't even get a single (you)
what a fucking loser, lets all laugh at him
ironic, did you think you were guaranteed (you)s yourself?
@28344363
no (you) for you :^)
originaljshdbshdbsj
>>28344363
op you're really cute, will you be my gf?
I'll give you a (you), because I want you to let me smell your cunny
Who you were in fight club was not who you were in the real world
That movie is deep as fuck when you are 14, but that's the only time it makes sense.
You grow out of it. Like catcher in the rye.
>>28344398
The main point still stand though does it not?
>>28344334
Jim beam in a can? The fuck is that?
>Love Exists
>>28344319
But not for me
And I'm starting to think that's OK
>>28344319
for beautiful people it does
>>28344319
Fall in love=develop a serious mental disease
Greentext your first day on 4chan
>be like 14 on /b/ circa 2006
>linetrap pics(didnt know what trap meant)
>start fapping
>pics getting progressively lewder
>about to cum
>next pic is of her bulge
>its too late, bust a nut
?????
>fap to traps now 8 years later almost exclusively
>>28344250
>age 30, 2008 or 2009
>find /r9k/
>full of hilarious stories about people who's dates went wrong etc
>really interesting conversations that I would never hear in real life because I have no friends
>>28344299
im sorry friend. must suck to get here at 30
>>28344381
I wish I had been born 10 years later.
I know anons here complain about having no friends, no gf etc. But at least you have this website. When I was young, there was no such thing. If you had no friends like me...you were truly alone.
>tfw if feminism never happened we'd all own gfs and have halfway decent lives
>>28344240
feminism is the revolt against the patriarchy. If society wasn't so male-centric feminism would never have occurred.
>>28344240
>nipple ring bells
>asstail
looks more like a fetish thing than "cunts are ebil" thing
>>28344283
In what way is it a revolt?
It merely uses political power to take power and money from men for women's artificial liberation.
here comez d a t b o i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28344223
o sheit waddup!!!!!!!!!
We Frog Kings Nao.
>Desu Senpai Ke
O vervloekt hoe ist
>tfw too dumb to learn japanese
>>28344213
lets learn together, konichiwa
NANI?!?! dai jo bu? arrigato
>>28344213
doesn't take intelligence to learn a language unless you're actually retarded
>>28344213
You can do it, m8. Just immerse yourself in it as much as possible. Visit the DJT on /a/ just to get the resources in the OP, and try posting in the Japanese thread on /int/. Practice on your own. Nebaa gibu appu.
What's it like being a tradesman?
Is it a suitable living for a twink who likes anime and video games?
Do you have to do a lot of social interaction?
>Have to socialize, depending on what trade.
>Have to work in a team
>Have to do hard back breaking work depending on trade and stick with it
>Expect lots of hours
>Don't complain
Did plastering, demolition, carpentry etc..
Do tradesmen have to interact with people? Is this a serious question?
Decent money is the only incentive but most genuinely seem unhappy with their lives.
Source ; worked with alot of electritions , plumbers, contracters. etc
>one chance at life
>dumb as a dog shit
>can't do basic maths
>have a small penis
>will never succeed in life
what job could someone like me do who is good at nothing and has no skills?
You can become a full-time NEET
>>28344143
>what job could someone like me do who is good at nothing and has no skills?
Tranny camwhore desu.
how small? and skills don't appear out of thin air anon, you have to work at it. are you in uni? if you don't want to go to uni you could take up a trade and make good money.
Who here /fighting back/?
>be me, 19
>at family-friendly pool hall with my grandpa
>we go there regularly and have a friendly relationship with the owners
>go over to water fountain by another table to get a drink
>tall and lanky so I have to bend over to drink, so it looks stupid
>feel awkward doing this because there are people at the table right next to the fountain, but whatever, I'm thirsty
>second time I drink, I hear a soft "meow", third time I hear it again
>get suspicious the people at the table are fucking with me
>it's some vaping Chad and his gf, think it's possible he's doing it but who the fuck would harass a stranger in broad daylight at an extremely tame establishment
>fourth time, I hear it again right before I stop drinking
>turn around but all I can muster is "Yeah that's real fuckin cute dude", all I get from him is a smug smile
>play another game, go back to fountain
>don't hear anything from him
>say "wow, what happened to your sense of humor? you were so funny! not to mention brave for choosing someone obviously weaker than you as your target"
>he denies doing anything, his girlfriend slips up and says "well you're being way ruder"
>go back and play another game, laugh at dumb cunt's mistake
>go to fountain again, confront him and continue needling at him
>this time he loses composure and gets mad, calls me a "virgin beta faggot"
>threatens to hit me
>mfw he showed that he was threatened, lost his cool, committed assault, and outed himself as an insecure pseudo-Chad by using internet slang that no real chad would use
>smugpeepee.jpg
>play another game, go back to fountain, confront him again
>this time he alerts the owner
>I explain that he initiated it, apologize for the trouble
>owner gives me a free water bottle
>mfw I thank chad for the freebie
>mfw my grandpa and I play one more game and then leave, paying for their table on the way out.
It was autistic, but getting past the anxiety of confronting someone was an incredible feeling.
And yes I know I'm blogposting, no I'm not le oldfag. Fuck off, this is a great feel and I need to share it.
Shameless self bump for beta uprising 2bh
I liked ur story desu
>tfw
Why do they say this? Makes me feel like I'm being rejected AND they think I'm stupid
>>28344052
Well, there's two ways to look at it.
1. She isn't personally interested but is trying to not completely crush your confidence because she thinks you can do well with other women.
or
2. She isn't interested and is trying to avoid the emotional fallout of rejection by propping you up again afterward.
Or it could be some of both, I don't know.
They want you to think they give a shit about you
>>28344052
It's because you're being rejected and they think you're stupid. Even though they're likely completely vapid pieces of shit themselves.
In the future, parents will be able to pick out the traits they want in their children before they are born. Undesirable beta men will be wiped out. What will the world be like without people like us?
>>28344044
better desu senpai
It's likely laws will be in place preventing "editing" of DNA. It's possible that it will be allowed for mental illness though.
>>28344044
Exactly like it is now except with slightly less spending on welfare.
>"fembot" posts something
>uses an anime pic
>automatically know that they are whore trash
>>28343958
hey hey hey let's not jump to conclusion
it could easily be a dude posting that shit
>>28343958
Typically it's a guy.
There's a group of guys who post using anime images all the time. They either act as women or gay.
>>28343967
they usually are attention whores so its easy to identify them
