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>been visiting /r9k/ for the past couple of years
>got a girlfriend 1 month ago and stopped coming here
>yesterday while we were talking she started sharing stories about "creeps" hitting on her in the past
>tfw I was a hkv robot and she doesn't know
>tfw this hit me right at home
Thank god I finally escaped the nightmare, hang in there robots.
Just wait until it goes to shit and you are back here with us. Except now with the memories of better days.
>>28351698
That's just one nightmare into another, OP.
A girlfriend after a life of loneliness brings closure to feelings of self worth, validation and acceptance. Now you have to put up with another human being with their own faults, annoyances after a life of solitude. You will have to push your boundaries socially, pretend to like things you don't, pretend to like people you are indifferent of, deal with the drama in a relationship and the inevitable heartbreak.
I think these things distract robots, they're powerful desires and emotions they wish to get rid of or experience in their lives, but they are overlooking things which could be much more valuable and appreciated by letting go of certain self made problems and enjoying life, appreciating its wonders, and pursuing something beyond themselves which will as well bring these character expanses.
Oh, right. There's the inevitable heartbreak which comes with a first relationship, that will be a decent learning experience. Hope you can pull yourself together by the end of this and become a better person. Self pity is what destroys so many people, watch out for it.
>>28351785
>Now you have to put up with another human being with their own faults, annoyances after a life of solitude. You will have to push your boundaries socially, pretend to like things you don't, pretend to like people you are indifferent of, deal with the drama in a relationship and the inevitable heartbreak.
It's a different kind of pain. Like going to work for the first time - you're acting all tired and shit but deep inside you're happy that you fit society's standards.
>23
>accepted that I'll never have a gf and became happier
I have transcended the primitive need. Join me.
In order to transcend you had to have experienced having a gf first. You're just simply in denial
Oh you have? Thats good.
Same
It's just not going to happen
what kind of girl would want to date a massive loser?
even if I got "my shit together" I would still be a loser like
its all going to be redflags to any girl
>why doesn't this guy have friends
>why is he still a virgin at 23
>why does he have such a shitty job
How does it feel to be in love?
You feel like you want to do anything to spend the rest of your life with the person you love.
Then you learn they don't feel the same way
>>28351639
I remeber that I was in one, but I don't remember how it felt.
It feels like everything in the world is alright even if only for the moment.
>Finally finds a 3/10 gril in the class, let's name her stacy
>muster up all courage and asked her to be gf
>she said "sure anon, let's try to work it out"
dated for 3 months
>tries to sleep with her
>she says"anon, not so fast, I'm not ready yet"
>ok
school holiday starts, we still see each other often.
>new school semester starts
>we're streamed into different classes
>meets her for lunch
>"hey anon, let me introduce, this is my new classmate, his name is chad.
chad this is my friend anon"
>mfw "my friend anon"
>ignores it
eats lunch with 2 of them, continue doing this for next 2 weeks or so, also befriended chad.
still dating stacy occasionally
>one fine day
>me: "stacy, wanna go for a movie this Saturday I've already bought the tickets"
>"sorry anon, I have something on, I will pay you for the tickets if you want to"
>me:"nope it's ok"
*goes to chad
>"hey chad, free this saturday, wanna go for a movie"
>chad:"sorry anon, I am busy this saturday, going out with a friend."
>ok
*still decide to watch the movie on my own
>reaches movie theater, sees chad and stacy buying tickets
>wtf.jpg
>can't stop thinking about it over the weekends
Monday, go to school
>before class, calls chad on phone:"hey, I have a low tire pressure light on, are you free enough to accompany me to a petrol station to fill up my tires?"
>chad:"sure anon"
proceeds to release air from one of the tires
>chad gets into my car
>me:"hey chad, who you went out with last saturday"
>chad:"oh, stacy"
>me:"which stacy?"(just to confirm)
>chad:"the one from my class"
>me:"oh I see, what did you guys do?"
>chad:"we watched a movie, and ate dinner."
>me:"that's all?"
>chad:"nah, after that I invited her over to my house and we did it."
>me:"you guys had secks?"
>chad:"yes"
stacy dated with me 4 months and was not ready, but only same class with chad for 2~3 weeks, and they fked.
Continue
You weren't enough for her. We can complain and gripe about women or we could accept it and adjust. Ask yourself what you can do to be Chad.
Please don't help raise their kid if she gets knocked up. The way this story is going I can see it.
>>28351619
>dated for 3 months
>no sex
already knew the story ends bad. didnt finish reading.
hey r9k
prove that you are a conscious entity RIGHT now
I cant
Cant even be arsed to write original comments
I think therefore I wan
>>28351530
how do i know that you think? how do i know that my thoughts are my own and not that i am programmed to believed that my thoughts are my own?
Already asking that on /adv/ but I'm curious what robots think about that:
On a scale 1 to 10 how creepy or cringy is girl confessing feelings to her male friend?*
*she's not attractive or popular
>>28351445
1
Of course it's embarassing if the male friend in question if he doesn't share the same feelings and the friendship might suffer from it, but it's better than the frustration of the alternative I guess. Keeping your feelings a secret means you won't move on before long.
1.
not creepy. awkward if he rejects you, but not creepy.
Popularity is some school level bull. Keyword is friend.
If you want to spend your whole life being a waste of space you focus on popularity.
Your 27. Working in an office.
Who's popular?
Who gives a fuck?
Although if she's unattractive and not even doable then that's kinda sad.
>I feel sympathy for people who got raped or molested
>always get turned on when they tell me about their stories or describe what happened
I'm a monster
yes
yes you are
why do people describe their rape stories to you? that's fucking weird.
>>28351507
If someone is opening up about the story or I hear about it on tv/online
>>28351519
people opening up saying i was molested/raped isn't that strange, but describing in detail is.
My boss told me off for not talking or engaging with coworkers
I fucking hate forced interaction
>>28351424
Tell your boss its not in the job description to interact with coworkers and if he really wants it he'll need to pay you more
Tell him you got sexually abused as a child and have trouble making chitchat with others because of it.
>>28351534
this will end well
friendly reminder that if you are
>not a kissless virgin
>Have ever had a girl attracted to you
>are a girl
then you are not a robot. This place has become overrun by normies and is losing it's essence.
>priding yourself in being an autistic faggot
kill yourself
>>28351356
i agree on the girl part
>>28351356
enjoy your sick life lmao
Support shy men
Support short men
Support fat men
Support black men
Support small dicked men
Support gay men
Support trans men
Why bully yourselves when women already do that FOR you? Why cause pain onto other men? It doesn't make your life any better. Don't bring other men down. It's such a simple idea yet so powerful
>>28351300
Life is one big dick measuring contest. This could never work
>>28351300
I don't want to learn to endure the problem, I want to solve the problem.
>>28351300
the vast majority of men aren't interested in supporting each other, they just want the quickest path to get their dick wet. If that means throwing their fellow man under the bus to cater to roastie sluts, then they'll do it.
>tfw Americucks celebrating Cinco de Mayo near me
Stop appropriating my culture, assholes.
oh shut up mexicans don't celebrate this shit
Don't worry we'll send you back soon enough
Stop immigrating to America, then. This is what multiculturalism is.
What's your dinner tonight anon?
>>28351235
It was Dominos pizza.
One BBQ meatlovers, one The Lot both on thin crust.
>>28351247
Do you prefer Fatty or Boomballaty?
>>28351235
>dinner
It's 9AM, mate. My breakfast was scrambled eggs, chocolate milk and animal crackers.
What do you think would be a good small business for a robot to run? Or is it simply impossible for us to run a business without any wagekek experience?
>>28351178
Trader/money manager
>>28351178
Literally just be Bernard from Black Books
Bump looking for ideas as well, have to get away from the shithole I'm at now.
was i a cute child? (posted dis on cute child thread but its dead and i wanna know desu)
Yeah i'd fuck you.
>>28351173
No.
Literally 2/10 would not bang
>>28351173
You looked like Richard Ramirez.
You're dad managed to get laid at least once, and you pretty much have the same genetics as him
so what's your fucking excuse?
I don't wanna be just like him
>>28351106
His dad was around, mine wasn't.
Also my mum is NEET with no friends so I've got half her genetics.
>>28351106
because my genes do not compare to the country of tall, blonde, blue eyed chads that my dad brought me to
