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>mummy found my cumtube syringe
>she's freaking out asking if I'm shooting up heroin with it
>never in a trillion years would I ever tell her its actual purpose
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO
tell her you're injecting marijuanas with it
>>28356757
Tell her it's for clearing out your nose, like a netty pot.
Tell her you're on heroin, do it for the laughs
How did you choose your waifu?
I didn't. She chose me.
>>28356770
d-did you read my mind?
You don't 'choose' your waifu lmao
It's 2:43 PM. I am sleepy but I can't sleep. How's that depression treating you anon?
Come here, we can talk together.
>>28356722
Illya > Rin > Saber > Sakura
Post better girls baka, like Issei
It's OK. The depression is in check. Fuck the depression. I'm going to rip its throat out. Which in this case would be my throat. whatever.
>>28356797
Rin is too high, she's worst girl desu. And Saber's the cutest.
>>28356830
Be gentle anon, you seem like you can still have another way out, I on the other hand have fell in love with my depression so much that I can't live happily anymore.
Does anyone else here get bullied at work?
The normies in my workplace have started bullying me and I don't know what to do about it
>Shoes are slightly damaged like in pic related
>Bottom of the shoes are coming off, also, the leather is damaged
>People in my office start to notice
>I don't want to buy new shoes, they are very expensive
>Hear people talking about me from behind
>Try to ignore them
>Hear people saying things like 'I'd probably rip myself in half if I had to spend all day with him too'
>Some 'funny' chad starts singing 'these boots are made for walkin' whenever I go past, pretend not to hear
>Today I went to my desk and somebody had put a picture of the poster for the movie 'happy feet' as the background with a photo of my feet photoshopped in and the title changed to flappy feet
>changed it
>later on I was sitting on my own at lunch
>chad pretends to drop something
>bends down
>sticks his finger into the middle of my shoe where it is ripped
>hear people laughing
>pretend to laugh as well
>managers don't care, basically encourage it
Anyway, I've just been to the used clothes bin and stolen some shoes from it. Hopefully now they will fuck off
just ignore them please. They are not your friends. My style is worn and dirty looking clothes. I like to wear a beat up giants baseball cap and torn jeans with a dirty flannel and torn up ripped tennis shoes. People never complement me on my style but I like the way I look and I feel like my self in those clothes.
Just be yourself and don't worry about what anyone says.
>>28356699
Just fucking superglue it you idiot.
>>28356699
dress appropriately you muppet
Where did all these tripfags come from all of a sudden?
I was already here.
Probably even before you
>>28356697
reddit syndrome
>>28356697
More people on 4chan are using trips because they're realizing how much flavor they add to a board. Pure altruism.
Anyone else ever imagine talking with an anime, video game or my little pony characters, and ending up having long and meaningful conversations with these imaginary characters, much more than you have ever had with any real living person?
>>28356649
I do wish sometimes to know those characters, to just enter that world and have a decent conversation. If only it was possible...
>>28356649
I have, till I went to the uni and then the army, and then I quit it.
Nothing beats a conversation with a real person.
Though eventually, I stopped talking much as I used to, so did my friends. There is this hidden joy in socializing without talking, I can't really explain it.
>used to have strong waifu connection
>could feel happy just imagining her
>talking with her, picturing myself with her
>don't have that anymore
>mind and soul are too fractured to recreate it
I get more hollow with each passing year
2 skengs and a automatic we ain't playin' fair
>>28356566
67k what where
Pull up crash dash
UK nignogs > US nignogs
Grime > Hip-Hop
PENGTING!
Post feels from school days
>tfw you weren't paying attention in PE and you look around and everyone is running towards you
>>28356538
>tfw always got the ball kicked in your face and everyone laughed
>>28356590
>tfw couldn't finish the warm up lap
>>28356616
>tfw everyone finished their laps but you
>tfw teacher makes the whole class watch while you finish
>tfw you have a jaw like this
the game was rigged from the start
An underbite? The game could have been unrigged if your parents took to you to an orthodontist when they should have tbqh fa m. Bad parenting in my book.
>>28356537
having parents too stupid to recognize a malformation like that is part of how it is rigged. such a shame, I could have been half decent looking.
Can things like this even be fixed as an adult without ridiculous surgeries?
I have 3 exams in a week. I know there are more of me on here, motivational thread?
This is a stupid thread. Dogs can't play violin.
>>28356514
You can't play the violin either nerdlord lmeo
I have a big paper due on monday, yeesh
I'm turning 21 in a couple weeks. What should my first drink be?
I just remembered that I actually had champagne at NYE one time but it wasn't enough to get me drunk.
how its possible to make it this long without drinking is beyond me but u should try some of this
it's smooth and easy to drink, but will still get you drunk without too much
but a lot of people shit on it for some reason
>>28356474
Whatever you can find with the highest alcohol content.
>>28356521
malibu is fruity dogshit. its ABV is lower than cheaper rum at the same size.
How you drink depends on your goals OP. Do you want to get drunk and enjoy it? Do you want to be economical about it?
Do you want to do beer, wine, or spirits?
Your first drink should be single malt scotch. That should also be the rest of your drinks until your last drink. it's the best drink.
Makeup is the reason you ugly guys can't find gfs.
Ugly girls can now lie and cover up their imperfections. They think they deserve Chad now.
The game is rigged.
>>28356417
>Makeup is the reason you ugly guys can't find gfs.
Haha, no. Sorry dude
Why don't men start wearing makeup then? You can have Stacy too :^)
>he doesn't wear makeup
git gud fgt
I wonder how many worthless roasties got roasted
>>28356342
Canadian Kek!
Canada polluting the world with poisonous smoke. All the progress we make with cutting carbon emissions and then the canadians go and set their forests on fire.
>>28356457
THANKS CANADA
>tfw you're not educated or qualified enough to work a job that doesn't require interacting with people
>>28356309
There aren't many jobs that require zero interaction with people anyway. After the first week you get used to it anyway.
The best jobs are ones where you don't need to deal with customers directly, try to get one of those.
trucker kind of but its a horrible job
>>28356309
you're not qualified is just a fucking meme for them to not hire you and avoid getting sued
like where i live there are a lot of jobs, some places are really lacking in some areas, people tout it as a good opportunity when the only reason there are job openings is not from a lack of applicants they dont want to hire anyone. even if you do meet the requirements they think there is better.
>tfw parents are going to bed soon so I can finally make myself some dinner without them stopping me
Celebrate with me, lads
>>28356215
best feeling in the world, but that's usually when you realize, yet again, you don't know what you want to do.
>>28356215
>anon you are NOT making dinner now it's 2 am
>yes i am
>no you're not
>yes i am
parents need to know their place, anon
>>28356255
niqqa i have swedish meatballs waiting for me in the fridge
imma drown those fuckers in butter and then mow them down like a starved Somalian
