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If you are not currently employed, do not bother to apply for a job, and if you are employed you should quit as soon as possible. in the next five years, a big change is going to happen, one which will completely change the human race as we know it. Humanity has harbored an evil, not just withn the last few decades, not just within the last few centuries, or even millenia. Ever since the creation of civilization, the evil which is human society has done more and more damage to the people who serve it. This is all going to change, so be prepared for your world to be wiped away and replaced with a new one. the people, puppets, and slaves will see the truth. this is a warning to some of you who are more aware of the decay of what we refer to as "living".
>>28358749
Hmmm. Go on.
>>28358749
Uuuh, that's ominous.
pls tell us moar.
btw i recently started thinking to maybe appy for a job after 6 years of unemployment but, well, you can't have everything in life.
some people believe that we are in the beginning of a great decline, but the truth is that we are in the final stages of the complete collapse of society as humans have known it. more cannot be said, because if too much is revealed, people will find a way to hold back the destruction long enough to prevent the change. people cannot be allowed take precautions against this.
Does r9k read? What is your favourite novel?
>>28358744
Art of the Deal
books are for nerds lmao
>>28358744
The Stand
Honestly I only ever read when I'm on an airplane or visiting family, which is once a year
Did Chad have good grades in high school?
>>28358719
Yes.
He had a beta 'friend' he worked with and copied off of. Not that it mattered anyway bc his performance on the football team was more than enough to get him a scholarship.
>>28359141
>He had a beta 'friend' he worked with and copied off of
This.
And while you were up all night on weekdays studying for that pre calc test and playing xbox, Chad was LITERALLY fucking your ONEITIS.
A lot of them did yeah. Don't fall for the meme that chads did poorly in school. The whole they-end-up-working-in-fast-food thing is perpetuated by parents of insecure kids to make them feel better
the brutal reality is that a lot of chads get far because they had all the advantages from the very start; lots of friends lots of connections <<<< this is the big one lots of charisma, it's all handed to them. NEETbeard losers who tell themselves everythings gonna be ok have none of that, they grew up in poorer families or plain just didn't have that many friends or any connections and neither did their parents.
Why is nobody talking about this? 50 Cent is bullying one of us and uploading it to the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3eQqE4Lxa8
REEEEE
>>28358638
>le one of us
>hasn't seen 1 of the 1000 threads we already had about this
>>28358638
He apologized. Autist said he might press charges
hopefully he sees the light after this and sues that nigger and lives the NEETlife for the rest of his life.
who is ur favorite school shooter? mine is Eric Harris
Walter Seifert
>42-year-old Walter Seifert attacked numerous students and adults with a flammenwerfer, killing eight students before murdering his last two victims, both female teachers, with a lance. He then swallowed E605, poisoning himself in a suicide attempt; he died the following day.
>>28358643
wow! wat a hero senpai
The guy who shot at a jewbagging children's school. Don't remember his name.
I have this problem where I am disgusted with pictures of myself I hate looking at myself even in mirrors. Is something wrong with me?
You probably got that body dysmorphic disorder or some shit homeboy
i cringe every time i see pictures of me desu senpai
Same, it's pretty much the reason I don't have any social media accounts.
As far as I know, there are about 4 pictures of me that exist of me from the ages of 10 to about now (I'm 26). Naturally, I'm not counting school ID, driver's license photos and the like.
It's a really hard thing to explain to people, and a big reason I never want to do anything since everyone takes pictures of everything nowadays.
I am disgusted by males when it's humans, but I am extremly turned on by things like pic related
I'm technically not gay right?
>>28358523
As straight as they come. Don't sweat it buddy.
You're gay, and a FURRY.
Exterminate yourself
>>28358523
You're super gay. Gayer than a standard gay.
>tfw no trust issues bf
>>28358513
Thanks, Doc.
Wait...
Sorry, I can't trust you, so I won't take the dose today.
>>28358513
trust issues are not good desu, i have them and act like some clingy retard, i dated online a few times aswell and it was worse then
kill me :3
>>28358513
Trust me, you don't want us. Hell, even WE don't want us.
Actually pretty sure if I was on fire and had a glass of water I'd just throw it out the window.
you are out for grocery shopping when suddenly 5 underage qts start to bully you. what do you do?
hug them.
>>28358502
thats some top-tier fetish material right there
choke one of them out
How do I become "social", brobots?
Just be yourself friendo
Phenibut. Then when you stop, the normalfag disease will consume you and you will regret stepping into the normalfag side.
>>28358517
That sounds like a lot of work and my general attitude about everything is shitty. Any other options?
>average in mirror
>below average in pictures
Can someone explain this shit? What do I actually look like?
You're used to the way your face looks on a mirrored surface because that's how you tend to view your face. Pictures are not mirrored, so it looks different from what you're used to seeing.
You actually look like the way you look like in pictures, unless the picture is mirrored.
>>28358412
Holy shit are you me?? I think it's cause I got a weird shaped head. Like at eye view and at the right angle it looks okay but I'm tall so at photo angle it captures an awkward shaped head and stupid nose. Like a autistic moose.
>>28358457
>You actually look like the way you look like in pictures
well, suicide it is then. Thanks anon.
What's your Normie persona like? how do you present yourself and fit in in a social scenario?
I'm the funny fat guy type of dude
Don't mention interests. Try not to stare.
i pretend to be unknowing of varios things, and express no strong opinions
Why do manchildren like the quirky pixie girl archetype so much?
'Cause it's easier to love an easy-to-understand simple stereotype, than it is to love another human being
>>28358144
Already have an Anzu/Lera/Kata thread:
>>28355516
>>28358144
we mainly hate stacey, so aything that is not stacey has a shot that is like ant-stacey so It will receive all my love.
unlike girls, just anykind wants Chad,.
Hey guys. I have to go golfing tomorrow with my parents for 5 hours. What should I do to pass the time? (I'd rather watch semen calcify than golf)
I have some klonopin but it's shit desu. No euphoria.
Rent a cart, buy a 6 pack of beer, and be your parents personal chauffeur. They'll be happy to be spending time with you, and you'll be happy because there's alcohol and driving the cart is
fun
Also
>golfing for 5 hours
What the fuck
>>28358160
They paid for 4 people. I'm 19 so I can't buy beer.
>>28358203
HAAAAAAAA
Get fucked
>following her on jewishbook
>she shares a 'life event'
>'in a relationship with some dude'
>cold sweat and a sense of losing the ground under my feet
..anyone knows this cold sweat feel?
..freaking out here..
>>28358116
Its called 'ugly-recluse-fantasy-land-starts-to-entertain-reality-and-for-some-reason-reality-isnt-as-much-fun-as-ugly-recluse-fantasy-land' syndrome.
NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT
