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I'm running out of options. What's the easiest way to kill yourself?
bump me to
helium asphyxiation
>>28359249
Lots of prep tho
Ill be stopping by isla vist soon brobots.
Can I get an Isla Vista Supreme Gentleman tour guide?
I want to see all the places in his videos, his appartment and drive the same route he drove on Retribution Night.
I also want to stop for snacks in the same 711 with the video of people ducking from the gunshots. Thanks!
He had an apartment yes? What happened to it?
where is his grave?
Did you watch Tucker and Dale vs Evil, /r9k/? It's literally /r9k/: the movie, it has two robots (in form of hillbillies) who are ugly and thus "creepy" looking and Chad (actually named Chad in the movie) convinces everyone that they want to kill people and shit so they have to be killed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgnKXdKT-bo
Yeah I saw it, pretty funny. Reminded me of Evil Dead because of the forest and ultra violence.
Also their fraternity was called omega beta. Can this really be a coincidence?
One of my favorite movies OP
I'm actually hoping they make more
>Qt girl ruins her face and body with tattoos and piercings
Literally why?
https://youtu.be/tEUWBlUuUHU
>There is a good thread but no one replies
>>28358156
people are too busy replying to tranny threads and omegle threads that are posted 700 times a day
>>28358021
Yeah talk about short-sighted. It's ok to just get like one or two (not really). But these girls just cover themselves with so many ugly meaningless tattoos in such a brief amount of time. You shouldn't be completely decorated by the age of 20. It's not actually a fucking canvas you dumbass.
>Texas, today
>Chilling out in car with dad going to work
>All of a sudden random encounter
>See pasty pale neckbeard using cross walk
>Dad tells me he has his life fucked up or he would be driving instead of walking
>Starts listing off all of the things wrong with him
>"He's got his headphones, his shirt, and his derpy"
>See derpy pony bag on his side
>Dad yells Doofus in side the car
>Tells me he's trying to make me stop being a doofus
>Get pissed off for the rest of the day
How was your day /r9k/
>>28358007
Your dad is an asshole tbqh.
>>28358007
how does your dad know who derpy from mlp is
>>28358007
Your dad knows what mlp is?
He can name ponies too?
I think your dad is hiding something.
Anyone planning on shooting up their school? It's been too long since the last mass shooting. I wanna see some normies die.
>>28357980
Remember last year? School shootings every month, now it's none at all. Good or bad, you decide.
Not a cop at all here guise
originalio
>>28357980
I have considered. But the scale I'm thinking of requires more robots on my side.
this is it
>be me
>average 7/10
>at a bus stop
>solid 8/10 qt is walking toward the stop,
> pull out cigg and start smoking to look cool
>qt peeks at me a few times but otherwise dosen't react
>on bus notice she has cool patches
>wanted patches for my jacket
>ask about her's we talk about patches notice the metal bands and anime patches
>we start talking bout music she likes metal hip hop and classical
>keep talking bout more stuff until my stop
comes
ask for number get facebook and number mfw
>leave bus run and to my house to post on r9k
>>28357867
> pull out cigg and start smoking to look cool
LOL
7 isn't average you dumb nigger
>>28357867
>pull out cigg and start smoking to look cool
How pathethic.
Baby boomers are the worst generation ever
>highest divorce rates
>highest crime rates
>ruined the planet
>could get a job without a high school diploma but complains that kids have it easy.
Millennials are the best generation ever. Lowest crime rates, lowest divorce rates, and the least sexually permissive. Like 20% of us are still virgins at 20 while most of them were fucking at 12
>>28357805
I don't know about that, anon. This is the generation of cultural marxism and race mixing in general. Degeneracy is FAR more wide spread, also. Other than that, we have it far worse than the baby boomers and whoever says that we have it easy is in the wrong. Why are so many NEET's around? It's hard to get a job and not worth it at all.
>>28357847
>Degeneracy is FAR more wide spread, also.
how is that so when we commit fewer crimes and are generally less sexually active?
>>28357847
I had a job, wageslave'n at a tiny restaurant and was fired for my personality after two weeks. And I think to myself if I was born even a decade earlier I probably wouldn't have this personality to begin with and could of had a college degree and an okay job because shit wouldn't of been so fucked if I was my age in 2006. Older people have no concept of what it's like. Anyone over 30 can't into millennial angst and make fun of us for it out of confusion.
Oh well, time to job hunt. Maybe I can do a call center, will people mind me being quiet in a call center?
>a society addicted to caffeine, tobacco and ethanol
>how people will remember us after WW3
>>28357684
Not so much tobacco any more.
Imagine what WW3 is going to be like when the civilians of opposing sides can continue sharing memes with each other.
>underage faggot's first attempt at profundity
How are you Robots spending your Cinco De Mayo?
>"it's cinco de mayo today?"
>tfw not mexican
>>28357656
I made tacos for lunch...
Viva La Mehico!
americans make a bigger deal about it than mexicans living in mexico.
Why don't we just adopt korean surgery culture? That way every woman becomes stacy and every man becomes chad. Then we live in utopia.
>>28357613
Anon, Harrison Bergeron is on the line. He says he needs to speak with you right away.
>>28358167
i fucking love this story
The government will enforce that in the future, after it bails us all out because robots took our jobs.
devilish thread?
>cute girl asks if I have gf
>respond "yes"
>actually don't have one
>>28357602
>Mum says dinner is ready
>come down late
>say i didn't hear her shout
>I did
>>28357602
>driving back home
>guy behind me is tailgating me
>I drive slower
>look in rear view mirror
>see he's getting visibly pissed
>mfw
>>28357602
Let's just say I get "grabby" with the ladies :^)
s e x u a l
l i b e r a t i o n
normies...
describe to me your sex life..
how many girls did you fuck?
How did it even fucking happen?
I don't get the normie world where sex is treated like nothing special at all
pls answer plz
>>28357554
>where sex is treated like nothing special at all
it was fun in high school, but i've had so many sex that it feels like a chore now
please don't fall for the sex meme
it's not worth it
>>28357982
>but i've had so many sex that it feels like a chore now
how did it happen?
What is happiness robots?
Sleep is happiness
Understanding, accepting, and then changing
It's different for everyone
Where does one find a non-whore woman?
in the real world, not on dating apps.
dumbass.
I like how that guys symbol is a hookbecause it's bait
>>28357443
It's a normie app though.
![Tucker-Dale-vs.-Evil[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l9lNCwp.jpg "Tucker-Dale-vs.-Evil[1]")
