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This pic makes me depress, knowing il never get with a girl this cute & pure
>pure
Braaaaaaaah
with tits like those, she's probably been BLACKED
>>28361337
>pure
Good milk for the baby
exactly what about that picture makes you think she's "pure"? because it seems like nothing but your own illusion.
Who /drinkin/ tonight.
Happy "another excuse to keep on drinking because life is utter shit and all I ask is to go to sleep and never wake up" day.
>>28361318
what are you drinking robo?
I only feel good when I drink. When I'm not drinking I'm thinking about drinking and how good I feel when I drink
>>28361318
I'll drink tomorrow, to forget about everything for a night. Some cheap beer and vodka will do the job.
>mom found the midget cave
>my wife's son found the pig cornucopia
>uncle found the oyster tent
>>28361278
>sweet uncle sally found the diarrhea diaper
>tfw you just now realize the robot was reincarnated on your birthday
Huh, I don't really believe in signs of destiny but this is one if I ever saw it.
Anyways, whats it like having a libido? I don't think I have one, masturbation is alright, but not something I would want to do daily. Also 2D or 3D don't give me a hard on, I don't get it.
>>28361275
Welp, wrong pic, not like you need a picture to see the sticky
>>28361275
I would "hello rato," but that would be spam.hello rato
>>28361529
Rip ratto, rip in slightly hungry peace
help /r9k/
i have a friend who browses this board literally everyday and i think it's gotten to a point where it's seriously affecting his life. ever since he's started browsing this shitstain he's become broken
he just left our google plus call in a rage after being asked if he'd "try other things"
what do i do
>>28361221
maybe he's learnt from this board how shit you and your group call are.
Just be patient. He'll one day find his way to /pol/ and become redpilled and ditch the fedora
>>28361266
i laughed because you think that's a good thing
>"Why don't you talk more anon? Are you scared of me?"
>>28361220
mostly because I have no interest in talking to you since you annoy me, but I'll just awkwardly laugh and say "yeah maybe I should" instead so you don't accuse me of rape you stuck up bitch
Because I'm hurting. /pol/ wonr accept me because I am not 100% white
>Tfw Castizo
>Will never be accepted by my online nazi friends on a Bosnian Rice Farming forum
Now get out of the way bitch. /pol/ is going to be my friend whether they want to or not.
>>28361220
Yes, I am scared and my mind goes blank.
so why are you robots not dating a stoner girl?
is it because I'm considered a degenerate?probably.
>>28361058
pretty sure i#ve seen that same pic with /b/ written on the card....
>>28361058
Because you do/will fuck your dealer for free drugs.
>>28361085
you haven't because it was taken today.
Who /skinnyandweakandproud/ here
>tfw 6'1 155 lbs
>can squeeze into tight spaces average people can't squeeze into
>most clothes look good on you don't have to go shopping for name brand clothes
>people underestimate you but act surprised when your skeleton determination proves them wrong
>girls look at you and give you attention wow he's so skinny!!
>guys mire the skeleton ribs
>>28361013
you're also forgetting
>getting hit on by gay musclechads
Literaly same height and weight than OP, been going to the gym since September and haven't gained a pound. Don't really give a fuck cause body is getting more tone.
Yesterday I was talking this girl I'm fucking, saying the same shit, how most clothes fit good on me cause Im skinny etc and there:
>You're not really skinny Anon, I'd say you're kinda buff
#SkinnyAndProud guys, never fall for the "get big and everybody will like you" meme
>>28361013
>most clothes look good on you don't have to go shopping for name brand clothes
This is bullshit. When you're taller and skinnier than average, clothes are either too baggy or too short.
>tfw NEET for 3 years
>tfw i landed 2 jobs in one day
well...my NEET lifestyle is over guys..i start my first job tomorrow. it was nice knowing you /r9k/ but i have become what you despise...a wagecuck
>>28360996
Good luck. I quit my job after 9 months.
Now I'm a neet. It's really good
>>28360996
Good luck OP.be ready to choke, ALOT
>>28361042
>>28361095
thanks guys i hope my anxiety doesn't fuck my shit up on the first day
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
REMOVE ALL "PEPE" RELATED CONTENT FROM POSSESSION, OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
>congresswoman
>woman
Figures. Does this dumb roastie whore even understand what a meme is?
That is literally like banning the use of tropes in story writing.
This is why were building a wall
it was a good run guys
how are you able to handle fucking up your life so bad?
>>28360740
Eat some donuts, it always cheers me up
>>28360740
Look what the other people doing of their life. Literally nothing
I see now with a clarity beyond what I truly wished for, and in terms of more than I ever wanted to know. Youthful optimism is replaced with pained and world-weary thoughts. It is unfortunate that this new-found wisdom is mine only in a time when it is too late to save myself, so I try and use it mostly to help others while I still can. The only consolation I have is the hope that I did less harm than good in my time. Soon my star will burn out though and on that day I suppose even this will not seem to matter.
The truth is no one can handle it, anon. You try to capitalize on the opportunities of youth, failing that make what use you can of limited options, and then very likely succumb to an untimely death.
How can I burn myself /b/?
This isn't /b/.
Please seek help.
>>28360723
The fuck are you talking about OP
Just come hang out with me OP
>talk to girl on OKcupid for about 2 weeks (she only messages once every day or two)
>ask if she has any social medias
>she says whatsapp or facebook which do I prefer
>tell her I dont use facebook much so whatsapp (in actuality I dont use either)
>download whatsapp, no idea how to use it
>tell her my number (for whatsapp)
>no response in 3 DAYS
what the fuck did I do wrong????
>>28360688
>what the fuck did I do wrong????
Excessive video game playing / autist hobbies which fried the social function of your brain beyond repair
>>28360688
>be a handsome, funny mixed race man on OKC
>qts still go out of their way to tell you you're worthwhile
Just bee you are self, anon.
>>28360979
how far are you away? the girl I was talking about is 2 hours away but said she still wants to meet eventually.
and why cant she stop laugh?
Do any songs actually make you cry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G68qe1ew5tE
This song always kills me. It was made about Amy Winehouse after she died and it just generally gives me feels. The song just makes me think of all the people I've lost over the years, the ones who kept me going...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJxrX42WcjQ
My mom passed away almost 8 years ago, this fucking song, literally every single time I tear up. The first few notes loading up the video just now almost got me started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TERyxFfMqDk
Not sure why, just always gives me the feels halfway in. Might be because I'm mostly dead inside.
>>28360771
fuck, you know anon, I've always had this thing where I've been able to sort of..feel other people's pain. To a point where I feel like it's mine. It's like some sort of crazy empathy. Horrible trait for someone who wants to shut people, but I'm feeling it now. I don't know a lot of your situation but I just feel like I'm dying inside and don't know exactly why.
I'm so sorry for your loss, and not in the bullshit way.
How do I get a gf? Keep in mind she has to fit these qualifications:
1. Likes Star Wars
2. Likes being choked
3. Collects toys
Thanks in advance guys!
strangely most girls like being choked...i totally dont get it
>>28360553
I know a nice girl who fits all those criteria. Let me tell you a story
>be me
>20's
>I'm in a very prestigious private school with my own personal tutor
>on our travels, meet fembot.
>fembot is so pretty but I'm too young
>years later
>still have same tutor
>see fembot again and kinda save her life, don't want to tell that story again so I'll move on
>Me and her hit it off but tutor disapproves
>says I need to focus on my craft
>fuck him, we get married to spite him
>start getting wierd vibes
>like we're in danger
>one night, we're hanging out
>I started talking to another tutor, thinking about switching to him cause he's so cool
>me and wife get in argument
>I lose my temper
>I choke her
>oshit.png
>I think wife is dead
>old tutor sees everything, tries to kill me
>throws me into lava
>new tutor gives me sick cyborg body
>mfw
>>28360754
Fuck you man... Brb gonna kms
