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Is there any effective way to zap yourself out of a depression spell?
>inb4 kill yourself
What works, exercise, splash of cold water?
>>28365905
yeah watch the beatles perform Hey Jude
Posting frog memes on r9k always helps me
>>28365905
Go. Outside.
Or read a book
I'm so bored with life
I'm not sad all the time and rarely really sad. I'm just in a constant boredom and I'm never really happy I just smile and act accordingly infront of others but alone it's just emptiness. I'm done really I'm bored and exhausted of living the adults always tried to make it seem fun and fulfilling and they lied and the funny thing is that it dose not get better and everyone one will say it gets better. Even though the words taste bitter in my mouth I want to die and commit suicide and even thinking about suicide makes me anxious but I really think it's an option
. This probably does not make sense I jut needed somewhere to vent. Feel free to post your thoughts
I think the same way. :(
I heard the most painless is cpap tube, cpap mask and a helium tank.
I've been thinking on jumping off a building, but the fact that my mother would probably kill herself too if I were to do such a thing keeps me alive. She doesn't deserve a sad end like that.
>>28365822
Look at this. It might help.
>born female
>could have the world handed to me
>sex anytime I want
>be able to date guys out of my league due to makeup
>could marry rich and not have to work
>ever since high school be extremely intimidated by males
>scared of their judgement to the point where I avoid them at all costs
>work at home
>stay inside my apartment all day
>if I do go out I avoid eye contact with every male I encounter
I haven't had a conversation with a male who wasn't my father in six years. How do I stop being terrified around men?
Why are you afraid, OP? Are you overweight or something?
I imagine several males out there would be happy to just be your friend, so you shouldn't feel intimidated. Personally, I just like to chat and maybe do something together like a game or hang out at the park; not everyone is going to constantly try to fuck you.
>>28365786
Please be my weirdo gf, I won't intimidate you.
>>28365987
Ay senpai better fuck off before you get hurt
>>28365786
Ay yo hmushawty yu want sum fuk
>tall fembot (5'10)
>like a guy in my uni class
>hes around 5'8
>jokingly tell him it would be funny if we went out
>just laughs and says "but you're so tall!"
>nervously laugh it off and drop the subject
How about, I dunno, STUDY instead of flirting with foolish boys?
If you don't court with that nice fellow Tom Buchanan consider your trust fund frozen
>>28365744
Sorry but he's not interested.
Move to New York after you graduate; tons of taller people here.
shut up no one cares
riggynole
>tfw you fell for the computer science meme
I don't know how a merge sort works or what a matrix is. What the fuck is Poisson distribution?? Why didn't I just go into front end web design like everybody else? Someone kill me.
>>28365703
How do you not know what a matrix is? That's high school math.
wow you definitely fell for that stem meme
Good thing I literally just graduated two days ago
India is that way.
It's pretty much guaranteed that a man will cheat in relationships isn't it
Only if he's going out with a slut he can never trust.
>>28365697
everyone is tempted to cheat, some people never do, most do. this is what being human is like. deal with the uncertainty and stop asking someone to promise you that it's never worth it to love because they might betray you.
Not really. I don't know how you came to this conclusion.
>be moderately attractive girl
>could get any chad I want
>but i'm a lesbian
I'm desperately lonely but I don't want a hambeast and I'm not into lesbians who look like men.
What do I even do?
>>28365692
Don't be a shit human being like the rest of the lesbians in the world.
Also I noticed that the type you are looikng for likes a strong kind of girl. Im a gay man though so I don't fucking really know
P.S kill yourself
>>28365692
kermit suicide
>>28365692
>lesbian
>on /r9k/
most dykes are fat and most of the ones that aren't are butch and most of the remainder are already in the bed death part of their relationships and not interested in other women.
just go where femme dykes go and once you get one, don't let go until bed death.
Post some Wojakies who know how to tend to your feels
>>28365684
>the reddit memer makes his first 4chan post
>>28365714
Pretty much this.
It's okay OP. Maybe you should take some time to lurk more.
I lurked for two years before make my first post. Totally serious, not exaggerating at all.
>>28365888
>>28365714
I'm not a new poster
>sister asks me why I am ignoring the calls from my work friends to hang out and go out
>I tell her bluntly that I don't like normal people and have no interest in them
>she stares at me like I am retarded
My sister is normal but I don't dislike her because she's a family member and I know her a lot more simply as a friend so I can find plenty of things to like despite that.
Why is this so hard to grasp? I don't dislike normies as a meme. I dislike them genuinely. I'm an outcast and always will be, I prefer it that way.
*than simply as a friend
>28365656
>sister asks me why I am ignoring the calls from my work friends to hang out and go out
>>28365656
>sister asks me
>>28365656
>sister
...
..
.
you gunna fug her?
>>28365656
I hate people too OP. My parents and sisters also ask why I have no friends and never go on dates. The truth is I hate people and don't want friends. I wouldn't mind a gf though so I can finally stick my penis in something.
HAHAHA SKELINGTONS ASSEMBLE!
god damn it ross
Did someone call?
Save me from my fleshybonds
/int/ is literally better than /r9k/
>frog memes
>minimal faggot shit, no trap or dick threads
>significantly fewer faggot anime girl posters
>doesn't get all the spillover from /b/
>can see where all the autistic lads are posting from
>high tier banter
Thoughts?
>pepe is a positive
Pepe is fucking cancer
Also /int/ has a topic. If you like it more then just go there and stay there.
>>28365611
only been there a few times so I have no input.
But thanks for the heads up OP.
>/int/
>frog memes
Ran into the ground, may as well be troll face at this point
>minimal faggot shit, no trap or dick threads
hahaha. Browse a general for more then 5minutes and you'll be shocked.
>significantly fewer faggot anime girl posters
Implying that's a good thing
>doesn't get all the spillover from /b/
/int/ is literally a blue board /b/ with flags outside of the boring circlejerk generals, don't delude yourself.
>can see where all the autistic lads are posting from
There are a metric fuckton of proxies used on /int/, It's not a guarantee. It also subtracts from quality posting because it'll just spiral into flag banter regardless of what the topic is.
>high tier banter
The same meme banter ad infinitum gets very stale very fast, however if it had an /r9k/ tier robot to encourage oc banter then /int/ would be king.
I was an /int/ main for years but don't bother with it anymore. The quality of that board has sunken so low the past couple years its disgusting.
>tfw no one in a million bf
>>28365606
if you would, please, post in my male equivalent thread, that would be great
>>28365649
>>28365649
>tfw no one in a milIion bf
>tfw no one in a miIlion bf
What makes a guy "Chad"?
>>28365580
genetics, confidence and harem
>>28365580
Firstly not being on /r9k/.
>>28365580
>smart
>handsome
>owns a gun
Name a better Kanye West song than Runaway.
Protip: u can't
>>28365571
Waves and Through the Wire are pretty good.
>>28365571
desu i can't name any kanye west songs senpai
>>28365571
Name a board worse than /mu
Prrotip: you can't
Name a group of people with worse taste in music than /mu
Protip: you can't
Name a group more pretentious than /mu
Protip: maybe /fa/
>A service dog, who goes to school every day with a 7th-grader suffering from Duchenne muscular dystrophy, gets her own photo next to him in the yearbook.
>>28365565
I would pet this pupper until the cows came home
this pic makes me go awww
its a dog with 2 pretend heads lol
This pic makes me go awwww. It's a retard working at McDonald's.
