any of you guys have juicy embarrassing memories you look back on and just want to beat yourself for?
my life
original
>be me 17 years old senior year of high school
>sitting in class just minding my own business
>on a moderate amount of narcotics so kind of numb and apathetic but in a good way
>hear stacies and chads giggling behind me
>hear someone mention the word ass
>think nothing of it
>few minutes go by of this shit where I hear giggling and other bullshitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28369341
>be me
>age 16
>go to chad friend house for a sleepover
>first time drinking with friends
>me and this 6/10 latino start making a connection
>both get fucking absolutely wasted
>take her to laundry room
>dark
>makeoutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Hey I decided today that I wanted to trip on DXM for my first time but this is literally my first ever trip on anything but I took 355 mg of DXM in syrup (BTW for reference i weigh 135 and am not a freshman in highschool) and for the first 15 minutes I just felt sick then from there I felt nauseous when I looked around or moved until the 45 minute mark and I threw it up now it's been an hour and 45 minutes and I feel like I might be coming down is it actually ending or could it come back up?
Buckle in, It's about to get allot worse
>>28369367
You really think so? It feels like I'm almost completely down.
I'll update if it starts back up but anyone what to do while waiting?
>tfw wasn't born in Norway
I fucking hate living in a 3rd world country (USA)
Hey mate
>tfw circumutilated
>>28369370
Nice 256 color palette. How are you posting here from Windows 98?
I see physically mediocre and unattractive men with women all the time. Most guys, the 95% of men who aren't "Chad" still manage to lay MULTIPLE women. Clearly the problem is not "Chad" or "Stacy." The problem is with you.
The problem with robots is, quite simply, their social skills suck ass. This is compounded by a sense of resentment and an inferiority complex they tend to have about men more successful than them. This isn't how normal men see the world. If anything, I'll admit, this is how WOMEN see the world. But women...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This board cannot handle the truth.
>society encourages men to be feminine and women to be masculine
>any surprise at all when relationships get fucked up
>>28369321
so basically, we were sabotaged by the feminist regime.
Daily reminder that this is what Chad is doing to your oneitis while you are at home eating ramen noodles browsing a chinese cartoon image board
i don't have a oneitis
i don't care for 3d at all
and i wish i had noodles
>>28369336
I accident posted this in /o/
>>28369320
For once, this is actually true.
How exactly does one be edgy in the 2010s?
>>28369245
health goth is the new edgy thing.
>>28369272
the fuck is this special snowflake bullshit
Being sincere 2bh.
Don't get baited by memes to make you someone you aren't. Having a fuck buddy is nice and all, but think about how you are being played upon, see the image and share the image with fellow robots.
>>28369173
Hmm maybe anon is on to something or maybe you r a fag
But I give u credit for writing all that shit
Interesting insight, quality post OP
>>28369173
I have around 30 biological children from sperm donation and tons of money from my eng degree
And in self employed
If you're smart being Chad is hell on earth
Just become a recluse and do shit your entire life with YOUR money
this one of those threads where robots fantasize and think tank living off the grid. can also serve as a comfy thread for those who are inclined
please join me in idealizing strife
just kidding, it IS the ideal
generic comment
generic comment
generic comment
Any robots here in bands or make music that they would like to share/Shamelessly plug?
Pic semirelated
Op here, I am in a band called Day glo lumberjacks we are kind of a postpunk/ indie noise esqe group. I am very curious as to what other robots do musically plea see enlighten me.
https://m.soundcloud.com/creationist11/come-alive
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0p5lq10UeK8
There's a link for you senpai
>final course project that has to be viewed by whole class
>teacher outright tells me I'm going to get a B (in a perfectionist) if I don't do something great for final project
>fucking get anxiety and procrastinate for a month
>work for 2 hours on final project the day of the presentation
>dont even get the full presentation set up
>just copy the transcript
>explain...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28369132
no you couldn't anon
you are not even in the top quartile of your class at your shit ranked state school
don't get ahead of yourself
Ha ha ha, oh Lord, kid, they give A's to everyone. The fact that you just turned in a shit project and got an A for it proves, not that you are a genius, but that all your other work was evaluated against exceedingly loose standards.
The fact that you don't realize this yourself means you're retarded, not a genius. Keep it up kid, the world needs another Wal-Mart greeter.
>>28369132
Why would you want to fuck a Tesla?
ITT: shit that baffles you
>people unironically enjoy life and willingly create more humans
>people act like they are superior to normies
>normies act like they are superior to people
>people say the words "unironic," "ironic," and "post-ironic" on a regular basis
How does anyone let their speech become that influenced by 4chan?
Why are western women all degenerate coalburners?
>>28369052
Because western men don't know how to sex also their penis is lacking
>america
>too dominating
that's we do baby usa #1
At least they had the sense to put Turkey and Greece where they belong.
Was going to kill myself this weekend but realized it's Mother's Day Weekend.
>>28368921
hows next week for you? oh that's no good, you have your play recital next week. hmm queens birthday is coming up soon. better just raincheck it
>>28368948
he'll do it anon, just believe in him.
>not blaming your mother for bringing you into the world
best time to do it
>tfw spend all my time alone smoking weed listening to music from the mid to late 2000s thinking where did it all go so wrong
>smoking weed
>listening to music
idk anon sounds p nice to me
>tfw to autistic to get a dealer or buy weed
you don't know the meaning of feel, OP
i'm a friendless virgin cheeba hawk
I know that feel bro except I watch old kids shows I remember.
I'm so fucking high on dabs right now I'm not sure if I typed that right
When did you realize no matter what you do that society will never welcome you?
>>28368865
Have you tried curing cancer? No you haven't so stop spreading bullshit
>>28368889
They would welcome you invention but not you. They'd only be interested in taking your belongings.
>>28368957
that's not true, pic related was able to do it.