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>Acanine computers
Curious what kind of computer do you have?
Post and rate
>>28371892
an electronic one
Macbook Air 2014
You probably know what it looks like
>>28371892
>Windows 10
>ATI
It's been two years since the last time I ate a vagina.
>>28371851
Yummy, I brought a girl from work today into the toiiets and ate her out. She's like about 37 and a 4/10 but had such a delicious pussy
>>28372037
XxX--DELETE THIS--XxX
>>28372037
Sounds hot! Yum
>dumb stacie knock at the door looking for my chad roommate
>open the door in boxer shorts with an huge bulge
>ends up on her knees polishing my unit
Feel good man.
>polishing my unit
what did he mean by this?
i fuckin love it when chicks wax down my home theater system too mate
>>28371856
Ask your mom, she's known around town as the black man unit polisher
>take 6 yo some to museum
>having a pretty cool time
> free tour for kids age 4-7 available
>may aswell take my son, I'm sure he'll enjoy it
>tour guide is sweet seeming 20 something girl
>me and my son, plus so.e other parents and children follow her around for a while
>tour is about 40 minutes, and I'm actually enjoying myself, plus my son is having a blast
Now here's where it all goes autistically sour
>tour guide girl says "okay gang, we have a little quiz for you to fill out about what you've learned. Parents, you can join in too!"
>hands out quiz sheets and crayons
>put my name on sheet and start answering questions, my son does the same
>general shit about stuff we'd seen in the museum. Pretty easy children's questions really
>one question is "what do BC and AD stand for?"
>for some reason decide to have retarded in-joke with myself
>write "Beta Cuck" and "Ass Domination"
>forget about it and keep filling out answers, a few minutes goes by
>qt3.14 tour guide says "Okay gang, time to check some answers!"
>before I can even react she picks up my sheet and starts picking up other people's (me and son were sat near the front so we were first)
>I literally feel physically sick and start to panic
>there's fucking nothing I can do unless I snatch the sheet from her
>sit there sweating, hoping to fucking God she doesn't read mine
>top of the pile, you guessed it, was my goddamn sheet
>starts reading
>I'm shaking and sweating waiting for her to reach the dreaded question
>"okay, so what do BC and AD stand for?"
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>"the answer we have here is beta... cuck and ahh...hmm...who's test is this?"
>kids are none the wiser, but parents are looking at me like they know it's me
>grab my son and quickly leave
>son says "why do we have to leave daddy?"
>don't have the heart to tell my son that his dad is a socially retarded autistic piece of shit
Needless to say, we won't be going back to that museum again.
Anyone got similar stories?
>>28371825
That's not autustic that's fucking funny
>>28371849
Really? Ive been considering writing the girl a nice letter or something, although this was over a year ago. You think it's too late or?
>>28371825
top kek, I wonder what happened after you left?
If you aren't fat or ugly you ARE chad.
Now get off my board.
>tfw fat and ugly
More like not robot. The two arent synonymous
Dude I have a low test babyface.
"There is nothing wrong with being a cuckold"
What did he mean by this?
it means he's a low tier cucktuber
>>28371751
>Maddox
Go back to 2004
>>28371777
nice TRIPS familia
Why are you fucking autistic beta motherfuckers posting here? Clearly you're robots.
Tell me about a single worthwhile accomplishment "robots" like you have done?
PROTIP you can't
>>28371728
legacy captcha you stupid fuck
Nikola Tesla invented the induction motor and popularised AC
haha wow op I didn't notice that before
thanks for taking a picture with your cuckdroid phone and pointing it out
>get asked for time
>say its 12:30
>its actually 12:31
who else /mischief/ here?
>>28371703
>mom asks me to preheat the oven to 400
>set it to 410
hope she sets the house on fire
>go to chipotle
>order a rice bowl
>ask for a lettuce
>ask for a little bit more lettuce
>it was actually enough the first time
stupid bitch
>be frogposter
>call other people dumb frogposters when it's convenient
What if we all chipped in and bought some land and then movies in crate homes. I've been thinking about this for awhile. Not only are crate homes cheap but also small and cozy
>>28371664
Have fun having to deal with freezing cold weather and boiling hot sun
That with a nice garden would be super cozy.
>>28371686
I've lived in those conditions.
You get used to it desu.
looks nice but I don't want to shit in a portapotty
Thoughts on him?
I feel like I've seen him before.
>>28371655
Cool guy. Its nice that he added /his/.
I really like him for making /his/ and talking to us on /r9k/ from time to time. He posted an anti-women infographic on the 4chan blog lmao.
what happened to the tick tock goes the clock wagecuck guy? Did he get a job or what? haven't seen his shitposts in over a week.
He probably killed himself
what a disgusting puffy vagina
there is literally no reason to have sex in the year 2016
He got a gf and doesn't have time to torment wagie like he used to.
Does anyone else feel a little sorry for the little anons who say they despise 3D and go on living solitary existences? They must have been pretty unlucky and couldn't find a qt with similar interests in life so they retreated to escapism. Yet I can't seem to shake the feeling it wasn't inevitable and there's still a chance they can be happy with real companionship someday.
>>28371623
I envy them. If they genuinely feel no attraction to 3d women, then they can walk outside and not feel sick when they see happy couples. They don't feel a pang of self-loathing every time they see a girl smile. They don't have to deal with the internal struggle of "go talk to that cute girl" and "she'll just reject you anyway, don't bother". These pathetic weaboos, assuming that they're telling the truth, are happier than I'll ever be.
>>28371623
>little anons
Shove your condescending bullshit right up your ass.
>>28371656
>If they genuinely feel no attraction to 3d women
Literally impossible unless they're truly asexual, which is less than 1% of the global population.
>assuming that they're telling the truth
If you've ever been to /a/, you'd know most waifufags are just seasonal newfags or bandwagoners which shows they don't take the concept seriously(they shouldn't anyway, it was a meme that failed normies started taking seriously).
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
YOU'VE BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN
OUTRUN MY GUN!
OUT RUN MY BULLETS
>>28371594
Holy shit, SO dark
why the hell do they insist on shooting up schools. and they don't even try to target the normies. why can't these idiots shoot up a night club or something?
Is this the best waifu?
>no other men will get to enjoy looking at her
>her skin will be protected from harmful sun so she will look like 20 when she is 100
>100% virgin
>>28371505
>100% virgin
>molested by daddy mohammad and imam mohammad
pick one
>>28371505
>3d
>waifu
haha trhis it tuhaahha
>>28371505
>allowing random men to look into her eyes
What a fucking whore
How come we can spend hours and hours grinding gold in videogames, yet we can't get a single buck in real life?
no social interaction
Cause you're wasting all your potential on a video game.
>he doesn't play the auction house
this is why you'll stay poor
