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What does it mean if a grill is walking by and you look at her and she's staring at you and you stare back and you both stare at each other until she gets a little bit down the street and she looks back and you look back at her again and you stare at each other for another minute or two?
she probably thought you were creepy, ugly, and a potential rapist
>>28375472
t-thanks for that anon
>>28375448
if a girl holds eye contact without looking away immediately i usually give a little smile and say "hey"
nothing too serious, they've always at least left with a smile on their face too
>enter room
>see this
>she says "help me anon please sorry for bullying you" and starts crying
what do you do?
>>28375415
start crying myself I guess
>>28375446
first reply is already best reply
>turns around
>leaves room
Did one of you make this?
Or is it a genuine Fembot
There's a few more photos I'l
>>28375360
she probably saw it on tumblr
also
>female
>robot
Girl on the left is really cute too
>A necessary (but not sufficient) condition for a guy to be considered a Chad, he has to fuck at least X new girls each year.
What's X?
Sure, if a guy is desired by chick but to no extent promiscuous, you wouldn't say he's a Chad. A guy who has stable sex with a girl and only fucks someone else after 6 month (X=2) isn't admired by guys.
A guy who hot and fucks a new one about every 2 months (X=5, say), is Chad level I guess. Not sure.
What's your condition?
>>28375236
>Great memories with this chick
>chick
Live your life on good looks and look what you get. An underdeveloped personality.
Best case scenerio is a kid who is ugly in school and grows up to have a better face.
Those attractive kids in like middle school just peak early, not good because I see those types a lot and they do not look happy to me.
>>28375236
having any amount of women is sufficient for being a chad
>>28375877
You sound salty bro. And speaking as a "best case scenario", I'm an angry, cynical, womanizing jerk with a massive chip on my shoulder. I'm sure it's better than staying ugly, but I'm sure as fuck not happy.
This board is pure cancer. I can't believe I've wasted 3 years on this pile of shit.
Recently I started browsing /x/, and reading about people who don't fucking moan all the time and actually contribute meaningful stuff. Reading about real-life stories where people do things other than sit on a fucking board masturbating to 2D images all day.
Here all you faggots post about is shit that makes us all feel insecure. I've appreciated the threads over the years revealing the nature of most females, and all the funny-ass pepe and wojak images, but this place is dead now. I'm not even kidding when I say this board was better during the "POO POO PEE PEE" times last year. At least it consisted of and fostered original, creative content, and it was fucking funny.
All this place is now is those at the bottom trying to bring everyone else down by making them feel insecure, just to make themselves feel better. What a fucking time and place to live in.
Pic related. Adios.
Feel insecure? Feeling of security is retarded for everyone but few top Chads. If you're average, there is NO reason to feel secure about yourself, because you are inferior. That's a fact.
>>28375158
>heres a long post on literally nothing
>hey guys, nobody knows me but IM LEAVING THE BOARD
we all know you'll still be here
kill yourself
>>28375158
Finally a well worded
>I'll be back next week
thread
Well said anon
Why do normies try to prevent suicide? Will they not be happier without me?
I think it's because they believe that other people are conscious besides them.
normies don't care about suicide, or the people who want to commit suicide, they only care about being the person who "saved" someone from committing suicide so they can share their story with other normies because it makes them feel like a Good Person
>>28375128
They need lesser things to exist so they feel good about themselves in comparison.
That and the pain it will cause your senpai
>guy and wife get drunk with other couple
>girls go at it
>other guy ****s his wife while he lies there and sobs and does nothing about it
>wife begs other guy to **** him over and over
posts a thread on reddit looking for people to tell him he's a good person for letting his wife get dominated by another guy while he sits there and sobs
https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1j3xtu/my_wife_and_i_had_a_foursome_last_night_with/
It's been deleted OP.
>>28375099
this really red m'dit
>deleted
thanks OP
sometimes i think cucks are ill, sometimes i think they've reached a new fetish there is no turning back from.
I think they are ill because its weird to think, throughout history, society, and looking at animals, you work "hard" to find your mate. you do all this swooning, courting, dating, etc, to land her, date her for a few years/married, just to want another man to take from her what you had to work for? thats so backwards to me. who in their right mind would want that?
I think its a fetish, and not an illness because they've exhausted all other fetishes and this is just something new that they've fallen into and cant escape
I got invited and went to a bar/nightclub last night for "college night". AMA
Did you take eccies?
>>28375232
Nope. Just took some shots and smoked some weed.
Did you have a good time, anon?
Why are they doing this to me?
>>28375067
Only answer in CD and CA, and obviously answer what you think your employer WANTS to hear.
>>28375067
You fackin bitch as nigga, enjoy wagecucking around while I laugh at you, NEET FTW
>>28375067
>applied to work at hardees in 2000
>had to take 60 question automated phone interview
>had to be re-asked a bunch of questions in person
>watched 3 hours of training videos unpaid
hardees!!!
FUCKING NORMIES
>come on anon it'll be fun
>go to party
>sit alone for the entire thing
>guy who invited me didn't even talk to me for the entire party
>i found out he got laid
>Did you enjoy it anon?
>Y-y-yeh s-sure
mfw I have to go to more fucking parties
sadasv
>>28375001
>Going to party
You are the FUCKING NORMIE here!
![12278909_10208193720143883_384046127998092513_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/crsjY2d.jpg "12278909 10208193720143883 384046127998092513 n[1]")
>>28375001
>sitting alone
>not going out and socialising at a fucking party
And who's fault is that?
Is there anyone here that thinks life actually improves over time?
In my experience each year only gets linearly worse, 5 years ago I didn't even think suffering like this was possible.
>>28374970
>life actually improves over time
It never improves. Just like you, my life gets worse every year, I didn't know that someone could have so much anger, hate and sadness inside.
I have actually found college to be better than my last two years of high school
>>28374970
Life is suffering. Mercy takes the form of death.
Any other fembots with daddy issues?
Like to the point where I want a dominant guy I can call daddy and treat him as a father figure and roleplay as his daughter. Please tell me I am not the only one who is fucked up in the head like this. Not saying I want an older guy. Like a guy in his 20s. Though I am a teenager.
>>28374948
Eat shit worthless retard
>>28374948
Not really.
I'm not a fembot but I know one. She has a similar situation with a guy she's known for years.
Calls him "daddy", relies on his wealth and tries really hard to please him, wants his children, is into incest and has "done things" with him she won't share and the he looked embarrassed as fuck about.
He's the same age as her but the resemblance to a father-daughter relationship is impressive.
Follows them around and does whatever they say like the 'good girl' they want to be.
this post was made by a man, 100% sure.
>tfw you are rich and friendness
>tfw cause of lonely, drinking whiskey in a bar alone
>tfw no girl friend, not girlfriend
>>28374932
Just talk to some people then. Join a club , go to a meet up, find some people with common interests
you could help me out start a creative business with 10k.
>>28374994
>Just talk to some people then. Join a club , go to a meet up, find some people with common interests
nice advice. I tried to hang out with University's anime club but i couldn't belong to group of friends.
Also i live in Turkey (why god) so i can't meet a girl in bar, they can beat me.
So i don't know what to do.
>tfw no job. 8000000 applications
>tfw cant get neetbux
>tfw live in hellhole loud apt building with parents
>>28374869
Chad's about to come itt
>HAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST DIDNT APPLY ENOUGH
>HAHAHAHA YOU'RE JSUT LAZY
>HAHAHAHA JUST KEEP TRYING BRO
>HAHAHAHA STOP COMPLAINING VIRGIN
>>28374869
Wait you applied 8000000 times?
How the fuck do you write a resume? I've been trying to write one for the past two weeks everything I'm doing is wrong and no one tells me what's wrong.
Show us your resume. Maybe it's terrible.
>inb4 "I don't have one"
i need to buy my older sister something for her birthday shes in her late twenties.
what could i get her?
bump
pls origimnal gods
depends, what does she like?, how much money do you have? I need more info OP
>>28374866
jump out of her closet naked shouting "happy birthday" and rape her
