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Did you bring a condom anon?
Wew even laying in bed she has a full quarter inch of cakeup on
>>28378367
Don't need a condom for a blowjob or anal.
I just want your throat i don't want any sex
What is it like to be 25 or older knowing that you pretty much wasted all of your life so far? Im going to reach that point in few years and want to know what awaits me. I missed out on teen love, I missed out on massive parties I missed out on all things people my age usually do. Do you become suicidal after a certain point?
It sucks
But at least I can feel relief in knowing I never really had a chance, I'm just playing the cards I was dealt
>he is not suicidal
lol youll be fine
>>28378212
>>28378218
I reached the point where I dont really think about anything. Just using videogames as a timesink, so time goes a bit faster.
>mfw I just realized that 4chan is full of normies
>a taiwanese child pornography image board is for normies
>>28378165
You just now realized this?
>>28378178
the thing is that most users now don't think this should be a lebanese rug weaving board
>tfw you send a dick pic and get this response
Who else knows this feel?
>>28378150
Lol. She's funny. Nope I don't know that feel.
Who /non threatening penis/
fucking roasties, it is not a crime to have a 12 inch
i bet she showed it to her friends
>>28378150
did you send a fucking dick pic through email?
why the fuck are you even here? cant you go to /r/normies or something
http://www.japanbydavidbond.com/
Why aren't you buying his course to get massive success in Japan and the rest of Asia?
>>28378111
I'm not interested in PUA but I just like watching his vids because it's funny watching beta whiteknights get triggered.
>>28378111
>letting pussy define your existence.
>>28378183
This.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QYA9DaSIddo
>mental problems
>cant work
>cant socialize
>no friends
>no interests
>gaining weight
>hate myself
How great is my life
Pretty great.
Starve yourself
>>28378102
>cant work
>cant socialize
>no interests
Keep telling yourself that. I guess you just don't want to.
>>28378149
I worked for 4 years, same depressing thoughts untill i just couldnt manage to get up in mornings and got fired, do you think i want to be unemployed?
what helps you to fight the loneliness and escape this life?
for me its wow
nothing robots?
>>28378052
Video games, but I need a new fix these days. Old ones are wearing thin and nothing new has appeared to take their place.
Making tunes
To make an incredibly long story short, I'm (in a very specific capacity) from the 2030s, and my "purpose" is to use online technology to communicate with people from previous "times".
Go ahead and ask me anything. The only things that are off-limits are specific dates and names of people who are unfamiliar (as of the 2010s) to people.
Fuck off you nerd
Who will be the next big name international celebrity to die?
Fuck off futurenigger. We're full.
Designated pooping street
I wonder if squatting is a better pooping position than sitting on the toilet.
>>28378198
I read somewhere that it actually is, but I have no more information saddly. I think that's why slavs squat so much. Squatting is good for you!
>>28378198
It's much healthier for you.
Just don't shit in the street like your average pahjeet.
Tell me about a family member you hate /r9k/.
My fucking cunt mother.
To make a long story short, she shipped me off to boarding school because she's a hyper-Christian fuck and my "degenerate whore girlfriend" was corrupting me. I haven't talked to her for 7 years and I don't plan on that changing anytime soon. Waiting for the day she dies so I can piss on her fucking grave.
>>28378080
>I haven't talked to her for 7 years
How old are you? That's pretty ridiculous though.
>>28378359
27 Now. Shipped me off at 16. The only person I hate more than her is my nutless father who didn't even try to talk sense in to her. Fucking hate my whole family.
My name is Paul...
I'm not that tall...
>>28377750
In my jammies
I went to the mall
if you wanna audit the fed then vote for me y'all
When did eggy get so damn weird?
I have always quietly admired him.
>can do attitude
>hard worker
>positive outlook on life
>multi-talented and bright
Lately he's been snap chatting some weird ass shit. What's up with Eggman?
what is he doing pham?
>>28377698
Snapchating pics of animals on his face.
Is Eggman a sneaky furfag?
has the egg finally cracked? this comment is not original at all
>feeling hornier than ever today
>couldn't focus un normal activities at all
>get home and look up for some porn
>found the perfect video with the perfect girl and started fapping,butmidway through,i realise how lucky that guy is and that i never even touched a real girl and i probably never will
>stop fapping before i even finished because i felt like a loser
>wanted to proceed in playing some games but i just realised that all the shite robot stuff i do is boring
>never felt like this in my entire life
Have you been through this anons?What should i do?
>>28377602
It will pass, it comes in waves
Take this chance to look up something you might want to do sometime. Having something to look forward to helps me.
>>28377602
Quit the porn man, it's not good, I'm trying to quit, but I keep relapsing, I alway stumble upon some delectable woman on 4chan or some shit.
I have this feeling everyday i cant do normie stuff anymore
If you have fucked one girl, you have fucked them all. Simply close your eyes while fucking a below average/average girl, and imagine your ideal. In this way, you need not pursue girls in a higher league than you.
>>28377576
no wonder i see so many average/below average women with husbands/kids
If you have masturbated, you have fucked all girls. Simply close your eyes while fucking your hand, and imagine your ideal. In this way, you need not pursue girls.
>>28377576
Sex has 2 components: Mental and physical. You're right about the physical feeling not having much variation but how you feel about the person significantly affects the experience. You need to learn how to "get into" the rhythm of sex and the passion of the moment in order to have a unique experience each time.
>tfw mommy makes PB&J sandwiches and ants on a log
>they're not tendies but they're made with love
I love you, mommy.
What are you getting for mommy this year?
>>28377545
A gift card to a beauty/makeup store she likes
My mom is dead, so nothing.
A phone call
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