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you
yes
(you)
come....!
....no?
>reflects sunrays into your line of sight
THEN I'LLL COME AT YOU
>>28379067
hahahahahaautism shoes
Tch... Yare yare... If that's how it must be, then so be it must *draws sword*
yare yare fuck you
>assigned a 10 page essay around a month ago
>just dont fucking do it and fail class
who else /apathetic/ here?
>>28379032
>ENTO315?
>>28379032
Yep.I've had 10 months to compete a class that ends in 2 weeks and haven't done a thing.
>>28379042
no you stupid fuck, not everyone on this planet goes to your university
i go to a UC school
I did it guys!
I walked up to a girl, poured beer on her face and threw it away. Sadly i missed my throw and the beer can hit some random guy. Then a guy who is sometimes friendly with me yelled "what is wrong with you". I turned around and walked around.
Then i walked past the pretty boy who fucked and dumped her while he had a gf and was with another girl 3 rd week in a row. Everyone knows he cheats but he has no issue getting a girl.
I screamed his name like a madman. He turned around and waved at me awkwardly. I told him to go fuck himself and his brown mongoloid whore of a mom.
I left before the shocked prettyboy could say anything. A security guard looked at me as i passed him by but he thought it was just a friendly banter and did not say anything to me.
I am sitting on a bus station right now heading home. I don't care if i never see anyone again. Everyone just ignores me anyways. I am fucking invisible.
just fucking hang yourself you sad piece of shit
Fucking legend my man
>>28379014
give us the full story, i need context
did you just swill some random roastie? what lead up to it
>Want to kill myself
>Love parents too much to do it
This is fucking torturous guys, I'm fucking trapped in my own life.
Yeah I'm in the same boat. I know I wouldn't care once I'm dead because I would cease to exist, but the pre death me cares too much not to screw up my brothers lives and make my mom and dad sad.
If only I could of never been born...
You're lying to yourself. Not wanting to do it because of your parents isn't obviously the reason you're not doing it. You'd find a different one if you weren't alive.
>>28378988
I was in the same boat six months ago. Now I'm also scared of kama loka.
>tfw you do everything really panicky and act constantly jumpy, as if you were genuinely living in a zombie apocalypse
>always feel empty and try to escape the emptiness
>feel even emptier
>if I don't try to escape, still feel even emptier
What is this?
>>28379111
It's the power of feels, my friend...I know exactly how you feel.
I used to try and mask it with humour, but my laughs just end as a croak of sadness.
>>28379455
I'm so tired of everything. I want something to get me out of this haze but I know nothing can do it besides myself. But I have no motivation. I feel nothing.
>people who actually believe they should be allowed to control what other people do to themselves
what makes you think you have the place or right to fuck with someone elses life? a person can do whatever they want to themselves, and to another person who consents to it. this is the biggest problem with society, the fact that people think they should control what other people do with their own life, body etc. no one should
1. force other people to respect their views
2. prevent other people from doing something with/to their own body, and with/to another person who consents.
>>28378809
>t. child molester
>>28378809
you're either a kiddie diddly fondler, or a tranny
either way, hang youself my famalam
>>28378860
if the child doesn't consent then they are not to be acted on
>best board
>worst board
Hard mode: explain why
/pol/
/b/
Truth
Shit
>/pol/
>/r9k/
there isn't a best board, everyone has their own tastes and likes
HOWEVER, the worst board is probably /b/ since it's infected with kids and pure normalfags or /soc/ full of attention-whores and normies/failed normies
Do any of you believe in luck? Does anyone believe that they're simply unlucky as fuck?
I do. No matter what I do, some days are just fucking horrible and everything goes wrong. Every single thing. I'm literally measuring every day based on how bad it was. Some days are okay, but for the most part it's not good.
There is no such thing as luck. Only skill. Check 'em.
>>28378613
I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.
>Ron Swanson
>>28378738
That's retarded. How are you supposed to explain things that are independent of your own actions failing every fucking time when it comes to you?
How do you feel knowing that this qt girl from uni/work you like, probably at some point in life had cock in her mouth?
>>28378586
Feels good man, my only regret is that i wasn't there to watch
>>28378586
I don't because I don't like girlsor people
i hope she had ten cocks in her mouth and some in her butt hole
Just ate my mom out as an early M-day present
AMA
How was it?
pics?
>>28378582
Pretty good desu, i doubt shed let me sneak a pic but it was hot, especially when she'd run her hands through my hair as she moaned
>>28378550
Would you consider this rock bottom or do you think that you've still got some redeeming qualities?
What are you drinking tonight /r9k/ ?
I am sipping on some imported Japanese white ale. It is pretty good.
Looks like a fine beer, I'm envious
>>28378821
It is very nice. Quite a lite ale. Would recommend.
Just coffee.
It's that time again
If you're feeling down or ill in any way, post your Skype and I'll talk with you about whatever.
cakeshades
pretty pls senpai!!
>>28378503
i dont have skype but i feel like killing myself because i'm 24 and work in a shop with no other career prospects
i'm extremely antisocial also so this is not something i can deal with much longer
how do i get out of this without putting my head through a rope
>>28378621
Are there any hobbies or interests that you enjoy?
As for being antisocial the only thing to do is force yourself out of it. Go talk to strangers and see what does and doesn't work. Start out as a silent observer that takes notes of others if that's truly unbearable for you. Don't even think about getting frustrated until you've fucked up with 1000 people.
>>28378585
Fool me once, shame on you Anon...
Is it a good idea to become a furry? I feel like I might be better able to function in social situations if wearing a full-body fursuit, because I wouldn't be paralyzed by the fear of making an ass of myself, because nobody would know my real identity.
Everyone would know your real identity as a fur suit wearing mega-faggot. You'd be making an ass of yourself the moment you hit "add to cart" on that retarded animal costume.
Yeah but then you'd be a fucking furry dude
>>28378463
>should I wear a fursuit
Even if you did, Anon, you'd have to take it off in unbearable situations such as insufferably hot weather and the occasional moments of unwanted gasses flaring up into your suit.
You're basically asking for predicaments to happen.
show me the body of your dream gf desu family
>>28378424
fucking pathetic dyel FAGGOT kys
something like this i think
oroian
This is objectively perfect my man.
>that moment when you realize you're genuinely stupid, and nothing can ever change it
Are there any advantages to being stupid that I can begin to enjoy? Or am I stuck being one of those very self-aware morons that can do nothing but wallow in sadness?
>>28378406
What made you come to this conclusion?
You can always learn new things but you can't change who you are as a person
Genuinely stupid people don't realise how stupid they are. Maybe you aren't super smart, but you've got something at least. Hell, at least you can string together a few sentences without sounding brain dead. Perhaps it's not as bad as you think.
