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>all friends are going out drinking
>invited but declined
>realised it was a mistake
>try messaging them
>they're all ignoring me now
>stuck at home by myself
>quit drinking because im autistic when i do
>so no to friends
>my steam "friends" are playing cs and dotn even invite me
just
>Have friends
>They're all normies mentally/personality wise but are introverted shut-ins
>Used to like them but now they're really boring
>They spend all day playing repetitive multiplayer games that I have long since stopped enjoying (Dota, MMOs, etc)
>Never go out
>All I want to do is explore the world, get drunk, and have deep emotional discussions with bros
This feel is worse than having no friends.
>>28379634
>get invited to party by my cousins friends
>cousin is out of town, don't feel like showing up alone
>right when I'm about to fall asleep, say fuck it and hop in the shower
>show up to the house, almost no cars
>turns out the party was a bust, only 4-5 people showed up out of like 40 invited
>sat there awkwardly and tried to get drunk as fast as possible so I had an excuse to go to sleep
>everyone left like 30 minutes after I showed up, so I ended up driving home drunk
Now I remember why I'm here
[family member] found the [bodily fluid] [hiding place]
>>28379604
mom found the blood inside her vagina
>3rd Uncle found the Lymph Closet
>Dad found the shitting sweater
tfw you fell for the neet meme
>no friends
>no money
>no job
>no family to care
>nothing to do
>watch anime and play vidya but it isnt fun
no wonder so many robots want to top themselves, this is awful
>>28379543
Just wondering, what would you hypothetically tell your 15 year old self?
>>28379543
>>watch anime and play vidya but it isnt fun
why do you do it then?
You didn't fall for any meme, you were a loser to begin with.
DAMN IT, FUCK, ASS, BALLS AND DICK.
THIS JUST FUCKING PISSES ME OFF.
Years on OKcupid as a black guy. Decent job, own car and own place, I poured my heart into my profile. ONLY 1 or 2 girls check out my profile the entire time. No one responded to me and I finally quite out of frustration. I just recently decided to get back on but I tried as pic related. Now I get visits everyday and girls actively respond, I put fucking nothing in my profile worth shit.
FUCK THIS WORLD, FUCK WOMEN, FUCK YOU ALL. I AM SO PISSED.
>>28379532
Dude, you're black. You have nothing to complain about.
Black dudes get free women just for the very idea of being good in bed.
Or this is a really bad falseflag thread, in which case go fuck yourself
>>28379532
where the fuck do you live
and are you sure it's because you're black and not fuck ugly?
>>28379532
What was your old pic? Maybe it's bc you're ugly not because you're black.
Unless this is just a race bait thread in which case ignore this
>The Mayor of London in the UK is, as of today, a Muslim socialist
Feels good to be a Eurocuck, eh?
>>28379451
who the fuck cares what religion he is? Just because people are muslim doesnt mean they are bad people goddammit when did r9k become /pol/ lite
>>28379477
>Just because people are muslim doesnt mean they are bad people
Nor does it mean they are good people, as the left seems to think.
>>28379451
To be fair, it was either him or a raging jew
all work and no gf makes anon a bad boy
all work and no gf makes anon a bad boy
all work and no gf makes anon a bad boy
all work and no gf makes anon a bad boy
ALl WoRk aNd nO Gf MaKEs AnON a BaD bOY
ALL WORK AND NO GF MAKES ANON A BAD BOY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i'll be your tranny fagslut gf anon
>>28379435
but what will anon do? NOTHING
but what will anon do? NOTHING
but what will anon do? NOTHING
but what will anon do? NOTHING
but what will anon do? NOT A THING
WANT. GF.
>play CSGO
>grill starts speaking in voice chat
>everyone starts complimenting her every kill
>teammates now make less call outs
>communications now regard circlejerking and giving the grill attention
god fucking damn it I have no idea whether to be angry at the girl or the thirsty neckbeards who make everything about her and forget the game.
This is why I only play multiplayer games on isolated servers with a tightly-knit community. Everyone has a good time and there aren't any women around to ruin it.
>>28379411
>play CSGO
>kid/female starts speaking
>votekick.mp4
>hear them squealing over mic begging
>>28379411
this doesnt happen to me
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>conceived from rape
>abused as a kid
>have been raped
>have been homeless
>been fucked over by the system because muh political correctness muh white privilege muh all white folk are wealthy suburbanites with good lives
>could not be independent nor dependent of others
>cynical and loathesome
>fucked up worldview that prevents a step backwards into a more blissful, more ignorant state of mind
the only thing that's stopping be from blowing my brains out is that the mere act of existing as a conscious, self-reflective being in this infinite universe is so intrinsically holy that it would be an insult to throw the opportunity away
just looking at flowers and breathing air and playing with dogs takes my breath away and I feel warm inside
but I fucking hate our society so much, we're animals just like everything else on this earth and our conceit blinds us
>>28379394
are you a girl? If so then green text the details of the raep so I can jack off. thanks
>>28379422
im a guy
>10 years old
>dragged behind school into abandoned train lot by 8th graders
>>28379541
>abandoned train lot
where do you livei was also raped and i sincerely hope your rapist dies
>gf has shorter hair than me
>>28379392
>gf has bigger penis than me
>no gf at all
>no hair at all
Obligatory feels thread, music edition.
Stories, videos, your life, anything you have on your mind, let it out here, and share it with other anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg8Ckamh8Gw
I am not really a "robot", but I am not happy in life right now, I have somethings I regret. I know this place, and I think someone will relate/offer advice.. Anyone wanna hear ?
I wonder what I did to make everyone around me hate me, and never show me any affection. I mean, I'm not even angry at them or expectant of anything, I just want to know...why does this make me cry when I think about it, I just want to know why people hate me so I can change it and make them happy...I literally live to make others happy at this point and I can't even do that...
>>28379407
>I am not really a "robot"
No, I don't want to hear why a sad normie is sad. Fuck off faggot
>Move house
>No WiFi. Have to rely on shitty 3g on my phone
>Can't load any videos or gifs
>Try to find out how to speed up 3g
>Page doesn't load and """times out""" because of shitty 3g
KIIIIIILL UUUUURSEEELF!!!!!
>>28379354
>make thread that provokes thought and would lead to intelligent discussion
No replies
>see thread called "Would you lick your waifu's butthole"
300 replies
>>28379417
I would lick my waifus butthole, desu.
>>28379417
Why post a thread that provokes thought and intelligent discussion to 4chan that's literally retarded.
I bet it wasn't even a good thread and you're just salty because noone replied to your "How long until we don't need women anymore" thread or whatever
>ctrl+f comfy
>nothing found
comfy thread
Who /hygge/ here
>>28379341
are you in mood for clouds? I find summer clouds very comfy. what you think robots?
>>28380468
dfsadfa
>be me
>be dat boi
o shit waddup
>Another unfunny normie "le dank meme xxDDD"
This needs to stop.
>>28379322
Thought 4chan hated normie memes? This thing is Damn Daniel level retarded
>>28379322
The most forced meme of early 2016.
Who here believes in immortals? Do any of you happen to be immortals? G-string n-no trolling k.
>>28379318
lao tsu was said to have been a master in the Way. one day he went over the mountains towards the horizon and never came back. nobody but he himself knows why.
transcendence is immorality. a long physical life is cool and all, but where is the glory in being bound to a body?
>>28380075
you're pushing it
>>28380109
in what way? mysticism is about transcending the body, ultimately the physical reality in union with the Truth.
Anyone on antidepressants? I'm thinking of getting started on some. I've heard good things about Wellbutrin.
>>28379095
they do nothing mate
don't waste your time
>>28379095
Theyre shit. They dont make you any better, just change your personality.
Do you really want to be reliant on a pill at such a young age?
Lose some weight, fatty
