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>tfw finally first gf at 25
>gf is a Stacey
Nothing bad is going to happen, right?
>>28384134
>Nothing bad is going to happen, right?
Not if you have a cuck fetish.
Not as long as you understand that she's a cum dumpster and not someone to love.
Fuck her, fuck her fast. Otherwise she'll see through your facade and leave you for a real chad
Just be sure you realise that you're only her financial support while she fucks Chad behind your back.
sup /r9k/
im feeling pretty shit desu senpai
tl;dr : got close to a girl but my own commitment issues scared me off and i'm bummed out over it and all my friends are busy and i have no one to really talk to about my feelings
Men have commitment issues because we want to have sex with a new woman most of the time.
Rarely you'll have sex with a woman and the sex is so good you just keep coming back to her for more.
Most sex is good. The kind of sex I'm talking about is better than good, like screaming loudly fuck machine good.
>>28384158
i dont think sex is really my problem
i don't have an issue meeting a girl and fucking her and feeling satisfied
i guess i just want some emotional connection instead now
guess im just gonna drink this shit away
>>28384125
Commitment issues are also something I have to fight with, but nowadays I am so repulsive, both physically and mentally, that the whole issue does not even manage to manifest in any way.
If they really drive you down, you might want to look into what causes them. What exactly are you afraid off? What kind of relationship imagination makes shivers run down your spine? Personally I am terribly afraid of giving someone the capacity to influence me mentally. I am barely keeping it together already, someone who can cause an internal meltdown by doing seemingly harmless things is the last thing I need.
Just evaluate how important it is to you against your fears and take the risk for once.
Or be a coward like me, but then you have no right to be sad, you did it to yourself.
>be wageslave
>require coffee sustenance to make it through shitty Friday
>order muh grande blond roast from comfort of cubicle
>drive to local buck of stars
>walk in and pick up coffee waiting for me on the drank counter
>no need to even talk to qt Stacies working
>laugh at the uncultured normies for waiting in line
>walk out feeling like a robot baller
>what a time to be alive.jpeg
>>28384009
Why do wagecucks have such shitty hair?
No just ordering "medium black coffee"
Wat are you gay something?
Hot Caramel machiatto here with soy milk.
My tastes are authentic patrician do not steel
Why is it that internet traps act like they are cock hungry cockslaves that need regular semen injections in their boypussies just to stay alive when you talk to them online but act nothing like that IRL?
>>28383992
Because they can see what you look like.
Why is it that people act way differently online than they do offline?
>>28383992
Just ask yourself:
Why is it that internet boys act like they are boipussy hungry trap lovers that need to give traps validation constantly when you talk to them online, but act nothing like that IRL?
>tfw can't tell if I lack the determination to be successful or i lack the intelligence
Maybe both.
>>28383925
It's determination, you don't need intelligence to by successful in any manner, even academically.
Unless you're clinically retarded of course.
>>28383958
Not OP, but this puts me at ease for some reason.
Gives me something to hope for.
Thank's for the reassurance Anon.
>>28383958
As someone who is successful out of pure intelligence, I can confirm this is bullshit.
The outcome of my endeavors is unrelated to the amount of effort I put in them. If I'm good enough for something I pull it off, if I'm not I'm fucked. Everything is predetermined by genetically factors, people like the poster I'm quoting are just baiting retards into not killing themselves.
Join me in nude meditation.
Meditate THIS
>>28383873
Meditate what?
>>28383873
You forgot the picture of your dick didn't you dumbshit
>tfw no clingy girl to beat on a daily basis
>>28383818
this is all I want out of life
a cute clingy girl to abuse and who only gets clinglier with more abuse
I think I could be happy with that. It's the only thing I ask for. Even this is denied to me though.
>>28383818
>clingy but my bf is nice and not abusive
Top life desu
Robots
I have not got enough reaction images, I need to find new ways to express my anger when Catherine says she hates me in the facebook chat.
She recently fucked Chad and sent me a snap of the act, give me reactions to chad fucking Cath.
just send her pictures of trump
>>28383720
Try harder please.
I am in need of help.
Complete hopelessness and confusion.
>yfw your oneitis offers you a handjob because she feels pity for you
No more self respect ;_;
Take it take it what are you doing
>>28383670
>having oneitis
>>28383670
Once upon a time a girl that friendzoned me decided she wanted to kiss me and I had her naked within five minutes.
You have to work your opportunities. When she gives you an HJ, ask if you can suck her tits or something. And then orally work those tits like your life depends on it.
But have an exit plan for your interactions because women like that are fucking insane.
My sister's 17th birthday is coming up soon.
What should I get her?
A brother who isn't a faggot
>>28383651
20 inch dildo
>>28383651
Buy her a vibe, retard
Anons who have killed themselves, as someone who wishes to suicide via strangulation, I'd like to ask for rope recommendations and any other tips and tricks you might have for a more fun and creative death.
>>28383641
Use piano wire so it slices your head clean off. Also glue your hands to your head so when the EMT gets there it'll look like you ripped your head off.
Why do y'all always chose to most painful and degrading ways to die?
Mask and gas buddy, mask and gas...
>>28383641
>Anons who have killed themselves
Here from beyond the grave to tell you to kill yourself twice so I don't need to see your ghost when you die.
Guys I tried. I left the NEET life and got a job, but today something strange happened to me and I think I may have blown it.
They gave me a huge amount of work today, and I suddenly had everyone screaming at me. My mind couldn't keep up with this after being a NEET for so long, and I had a total meltdown in the office. My neck became hot, my mind became clouded and I couldn't even comprehend human speech anymore. I can't recall feeling anything like it before, it was terrifying not being able to understand anything, and then I became frantic. Everyone around me just started and frowned.
I don't want to come off as a special snowflake, and I don't intend this to be a blog post, but wtf happened to me? I am scared to go back t b h
Sounds like a good ol' panic attack. I'm sorry it happened to you around so many people
>>28383548
Real social anxiety disorder
I've felt it too
>>28383587
Sounds like this. It's more common than people think, but no one wants to talk about them so they seem like a rarity.
I hope you can keep the job, or find a new one. Getting used to workplace stress takes some training.
>labs and researchers rave about the positive effects of ketamine and lsd for anxiety and depresshuns
>the authorities be like MUH SCHEDULE I substance
>we won't see any commercial version of those meds for the next 10-15 years
fuck them, whoever is responsible for the delays.
Well the book told them drugs r bad so that's final. Close minded people are delaying the future. I don't do drugs anymore because I'm scared of these people. Can't wait for muh w33d.
>tfw just take mdma and ketamine last night
too young to use darknet markets or just too stupid?
>>28383595
i don't know how and i am pretty sure i will get caught if someone doesn't show me how..
also the dosages and qualities they use at labs are very specific..
>there are non-Indians browsing MY /r9k/ RIGHT NOW
if you aren't indian you aren't a robot. indians are the ONLY race who qualify as robots from birth. normies out
Indian pussy was made for latino dick.
>>28383467
>tfw I will never have a twink brown boy anime poster bf
What kind of Indian? From India? Or as in Native?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2t4jfVTiU
Music that makes you feel like shit
anybody got any music that makes you regret wasting your highschool years please?
>>28383427
I listen to Hitler's speeches to get me pumped for the day of the rope, for the day when degeneracy will end and the white man will once again reign supreme
DEUS VULT
>>28383464
thank you for your response, do you have any favorite hitler speeches you could link to?
>>28383487
anyone where he talks about the jews ruining everything.
He really redpilled me to the truth of society.
DEUS VULT
