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This is what a real fembot looks and acts like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3j5gtUCkJg
>>28386655
Don't care about the video but I really want to fill the girl in the pic with patriarchy and tell her nu male orbiter about it
KEEP YOUR HATESPEECH OFF THIS IMAGEBOARD
KEEP YOUR HATESPEECH OFF THIS IMAGEBOARD
KEEP YOUR HATESPEECH OFF THIS IMAGEBOARD
KEEP YOUR HATESPEECH OFF THIS IMAGEBOARD
>>28386655
Nigga, that's a college professor roastie. Here's the good news, she got fired for that shit. SJWs btfo
Pretty girls like me would never go out with robots :)
What the fuck. I thought that was a guy.
>>28386690
I not convinced it isn't
>>28386654
>some fat guy in a wig
:^)
>This is a low flying panic attack
>Sing the song of sixpence that goes
>Burn the witch
speaking of witches
who else saw 'the witch/vvitch"
i was hype as fuck but black Phillip ruined it
>>28386628
Radiohead are the most hyped and probably the most over-rated band of the 90s. They upped the ante for studio trickery. Their limit was that they were more form than content, more "hype" than message, more nothing than everything.
>>28386684
if you dont think thom yorke dancing in lotus flower wasnt the most pure passionate, emotional and energy filled moment in the history of music youre a faggot
We have to be alone. We can't stop it
>Meetup thread gets deleted/banned
>Thread linking to meetup on the meetup board gets deleted and I get suspended
Why are we here. Just to suffer?
>>28386591
>Why are we here. Just to suffer?
Yes... yes we are.
>tfw watch basketball and pretend to have imaginary conversations about it with your imaginary friends
>>28386703
I listen to podcasts instead.
My father died in 2008, and it was the year I got super into podcasts.
All the podcasts I were into later died as well.
It's a weird feel.
>been NEET for 1 month
>homicidally bored
>feel my eyesight deteriorating from every day of browsing the chongs
>read so much political bullshit that I want to go for the rest of my life without even being aware of who the president is or what's happening in the world
>decide to walk to my friends' house
>sit and get angry and bored as they smoke weed and play beer bong
how do normies go through life without being bored all the fucking time? Whether I spend all day inside or all day out and about I'm still always wanting for whatever I'm doing to be done with so I can do something else, then that something else ends up being just as annoying.
>>28386560
>not partaking in the drugs
>>28386576
I get drunk sometimes, still doesn't fill the hole. Then I get frustrated and want to be sober again. I know drugs would be the same.
>>28386593
>weed is the same as alcohol
I just took an iq test from http://test.mensa.no/
Test results and compare with your fellow anons and lets see who comes out on top.
>>28386555
I beat you, op
Questions 33 and 35 stumped me
>>28386555
>the only benefit to Mensa is whether or not you can tell people you are a member
>not realizing that whether or not you buy membership is the real IQ test.
I wonder if this actually means anything
>tfw no kape brewing, mukha cleaning, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, daliri fracturing, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Nice to see this every time I come on
>>28386536
The average IQ in the philippines is 85
>tfw no borderline retarded gf
>>28387553
Moe is only good for so long
Hey family,
Im high as fuck right now, but I've been thinking about SJWs. I realized they are extreme hypocrites and I've created a paradoxical question that will show them for what they are:
Communicating is not my strength, so I hope someone else can make this sound more eloquent.
Ask SJWs: Why is it okay to control people's cultural identities (in response to that crazy "you cant say futbal because youre white" tumblr post) but not okay to control peoples gender/sexual identities? How is this any different from telling a man that its not okay to feel like a women because he wasnt born one, or that it isnt right for a women to feel like a man?
Then, they'll be in a dilemma and I will be waiting with a freshly microwaved bag of popcorn.
What would be a good image to place in the background with this text, to get it to meme status (if that's a reality, as unlikely as it may be)
>>28386512
they will just say "you were assigned a race at birth just as you were assigned a gender and you enjoy the privileges of that"
You can logically disprove them, but anyone with a 3 digit IQ could see through their bullshit pretty quickly anyway so it won't accomplish much.
The problem is people don't give a shit what the truth is to begin with, this problem afflicts the majority of people, people on /pol/, people on reddit, everyone, especially normies.
>there are people on this board who are not racist towards brown and black people
You can literally gauge the quality of life in any given country by the lightness of its people's skin color.
Whites occupy the high end, blacks occupy the low end. Light-skinned east asians occupy the high end, southeast jungle asians occupy the low end.
It's simple; people born with darker skin are less evolved.
Where does Saudi Arabia fall?
>>28386453
>blacks
>same eye colour and hair colour
>mudslimes
>same eye colour and hair colour
>chinkos and jappos
>same eye colour and hair colour
They are all just a homogenous horde to me. Nuke 'em all. The day of reckoning cometh, brothers.
Find your white waifu and plant your seed. Our children will inherit this earth. I will not allow sand niggs and chinks to take my country.
>>28386493
>muh muh buh buh booboo xddddd
It falls into the "sandniggers who only have money because they are sitting on gigantic oil reserves" category.
anyone wanna talk? feeling like shit tonight. vent at me, or let me vent at you, or we could talk about movies, or anything else really.
i just don't want to feel so alone.
Why do you feel so alone, anon? What the fuck do you think you need?
Tell me, maybe we have something in common.
feel ya anon.
might share something i've been thinking about today.
A while ago I got accused of something and my friends (internet friends because no IRL friends) all got angry at me because of the false accusation.
today, a month later I said fuck it, and posted a message to them about how I saw a cat outside today, and they responded like nothing was wrong.
I'm so confused by this, I havent responded to them, I don't know what to do with this. I feel like it looks like I'm ignoring them or something like that.
It has been on my mind all day.
It's annoying.
>>28386468
normal life is exceptionally dreary despite me having all of my core financial and physical needs taken care of. these past weeks, its been unbearable. i feel like i'm an outsider trying my hardest to fit in anywhere i can but it just never works. i feel like i'm invisible. i feel like at the very best people tolerate me. i just want people to /want/ to be talk to me or be around me. i've been crying myself to sleep every night for weeks. i have a boyfriend i like but i can't escape the feeling that i'm using him for his money, i know i'm a shitty person on the inside. i have everything a person could need, yet i feel like i'm dying inside at all times.
it will be a year next week since i almost succeeded in killing myself last year. i want to try again i think.
Who else /uses the catalog/ here ?
I never go page by page to find stuff I want to talk about I just use the catalog. Am I ledddit ?
>>28386354
I only use the catalog.
>>28386557
Yeah I do to I feel like that ressembles they way you use reddit.
>>28386575
catalog is nothing like reddit though
there's nothing to do in this life. You still have 60-80 years of boredom ahead of you
>Implying I'm not dead in 5-10 from all of my vices
>>28386284
I thought that for a while, but now I'm exploring the dream world now and it's pretty bitchin. The boredom of real life is worth living through so I get to go sleep without being dead. I've been using this herb that was originally used by Africans to make their gods happy and give them prophetic dreams. Now people just use it to help lucid dream, but I keep getting demonic symbolism in my dreams, so maybe the niggers were onto something. Though, I think it's funny that I'm risking demon shit to get AWAY from the modern hedonistic bullshit, usually one thinks of demons as encouraging such a lifestyle.
Life is an illusion. People everywhere going about their lives, but nothing within it is real. It's a cosmic mirage. A galactic ghost. Point A to Point B and maybe Point C. Lots in between but nothing of semblance. All we can do is try to tear at the illusion, and hope that our constant clawing at it leads to something tangible.
Shit, sorry I drift.
I don't really consider women or non-whites to be real people
Sorry about your personal failings.
Certainly not an edgelord, unoriginal opinion to have on this board. Oh man, you're going to get torn down for having this opinion on /r9k/.In case you're retarded, which you are, this is of course, sarcasm.
>>28386202
I get really angry when someone on 4chan reveals they're not white.
I just downloaded tinder looking fora boyfriend.
how do I make myself appealing to guys without being a degenerate slut?
Be my gf pls I have nobody else...
>>28386172
Try killing yourself faggot
>>28386172
Are you in New York City?
What you eatin?
Arcanines?
i ate a frozen burrito and threw it up
a jos. louis and milk
I ate a burger and it was so salty i ddin't finish it >.<
