Let's talk about NEETs. The REAL NEETs, not the NEETs you've seen in the news.
Did you know that NEETs are the happiest people in the world? It was practiced by Aristotle and Genghis Khan, and it was practiced by Mark Zuckerberg, Donald Trump, Bill Gates and even Andrew Carnegie.
Did you know that not all NEETs are American, or speak English?? There are NEETs of every race on Earth. NEETs speak every language, but particularly Russian, Turkish, Japanese, Swedish, German, Australian, Thai, Arab, Polish, and of course English. :)
Did you know that...
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>>28388539
Nice to see a fellow NEET, I just became one honestly. Made this thread >>28388183
>>28388539
>daily physical activity has no proven health benefits
this, I literally see more /fit/fags die than fatties before 60.
None of these jokes are funny
friday night lets get one of these started
25+ thread
>>28388460
what does it mean 25+ thread?????
>>28388485
aged 25 and older
>>28388460
31. I feel like I'm going to be here forever (here meaning 4chan, not particularly r9k). Every time I get online to waste some free time there isn't anywhere else that is worth visiting.
im falling in love with one of my managers at my wageslave job. should i kill myself
>>28388455
Don't fuck your boss
Don't fuck women at your job if you like not being called a rapist.
>>28388478
His boss isn't a woman retard
>>28388478
This is always wise, op. Take the advice
Can we get a feels thread? Just feeling like shit
>>28388410
rehhh reeeehhh
>>28388410
Let's give it a go then.
Right now i feel like i'm going nowhere, i walk into a void that takes me nowhere and i don't care, because i just can't find any reason to improve myself, to overcome this depression in such a shit world. Why would i get better if the wagecuck life awaits me? Why would i get better if i have to live in this shithole of a country? Why would i want to live in a world where all is so superficial?
Fuck, I'd rather stay depressed and kill myself in a few months...
>>28388547
Is it comic feels time?
>Room smells likes farts
do you think this post is cute just because you posted an anime image OP?
It's not. It is not cute and you are not cute. You are an obese man sitting in your room while the gases and smells coagulate, and they will eventually suffocate you.
>>28388409
god bless you senpai
>>28388409
>projecting this hard
top lele
Well nothing is happening yet,but it could.
This tumblr bitch(she's actually a girl,but dresses like a boy=still looks like a girl) and I had sex.She wanted to be dominated and manhandled,so I fucked her basically,FacialAbuse style.
Thing is,this bitch is a bit fucked up(which i knew since all tumblr feminist trans retards are),and I didn't want to deal with her after that sex,or hang with her.She got mad,and said that she will say I raped her.
What kind of proof do they need?Can she just say she was raped and that's it?
>>28388252
awwww sheeeeit whaddup its dat boiiiiiiiiiii
Enjoy your new bride
>>28388252
you're fucked
run far far away
Are you worried about death?
>>28388251
I'm worried about what my friends will do after my death
no because worrying about death is literally the most pointless thing one can be doing at any given moment. you can't stop dying anymore than you can stop the sun from setting.
not really its a journey we all must take
its one of the few things we all share
Queue music, chat, watch videos (just don't overdo the memes alright bud), come on in!
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FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "grab" a song, which means adding it...
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>>28388245
>just don't overdo the memes alright bud
Why even live then?
>>28388255
we accept the memes to a certain extent friend
>>28388255
>Why even live then?
live for the real room
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k
Writer a letter to someone who means a lot to you and post it here.
>someone who means a lot to you
uh..... yeah
I used to think I care about my sister but in recent years I found her annoying more than anything at the times when we actually met and spend time with each other. I supposed I'm just 2edgy for relations.;_;
Dear D,
I like you but you are very intimidating. If I was't an autist I'd like to talk to you more, you seem interesting. Maybe we could have been lewd pen pals.
Dear a few musicians who are on my phone and who I like a lot,
You are the only source of alternate perspective I have that doesn't fucking suck. I love you guys. You're my rock. You fucking get what's going on and you're immune to erosion because what you have to say is prerecorded and unchanging, unlike me. I fucking love you guys, even though I don't know you, but I feel like I do because you were willing to share your soul with a total stranger. It's fucking admirable and beautiful of you to do something like that.
You are the...
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eggman appreciation thread
just fuck my shit up senpai
Fuck off eggman
I'm sure this isn't original
>>28388216
where is the goddamn podcast?
>>28388216
this pic can't be fucking real
it can't
It's shopped right?
Well /r9k/ I'm not officially a NEET, after 2 years of enviously hoping to be a NEET one day, I finally have reached my destination.
I became one by being the hopeless fuck up that I am, and I feel like shit for it, but I know that when it sinks in I'll be happy once more.
>Be me, 22.
>High School was miserable, incessantly bullied throughout my entire experience there.
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Why, exactly, did you think anyone would care? You'll ride the high for maybe a month at most before sinking into a mire of depression from which there is no escape. g fucking g.
>Paranoid Schizophrenia
Elaborate. When did they start happening? What sort of things would you hear/believe/what have you?
>>28388334
It started happening incrementally, first starting out with the standard depression and anxiety in 2013 or so, in 2014 I began developing mild paranoia such as always looking around and looking behind me to make sure I wasn't being followed, soon after I began hearing some voices in my head that weren't "Mine" I would usually ignore what they said though.
Progressively got worse and peaked in 2016.
>Thought my neighbors had cameras watching me 24/7, literally...
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Why are Americans such douchebags? Anytime a group of them are in public they act stupid, point and laugh at other people. Why can't they just mind their own fucking business like in Asian countries?
Americans are literally the stupidest people on the planet.
Forgive them, for they are incapable of higher thought and are dumb pack animals.
When people use big words, they call them "fags".
>>28388160
People point and laugh at me all the time in public. Pretty sure it's just because we're ugly motherfuckers, like a fucking zoo exhibit to them. At least that's the case for me.
oh my gawd americans are liek soooo stupidddd ugggggggh *licks muslim cock*
are hemoroids pillows even good when you weight a lot?
>>28388088
no
that's why you should take this opportunity to lose some weight
isn't the knowledge that you are a piece of shit worse than a hemorrhoid?
>>28388088
you got some problems
How many people in your high school or College became an hero while you were there?
for me, each year in High school someone killed themself.
>>28388060
2 kids in my high school died in a car accident once but i dont believe anyone ever killed themself
your high school must have not been very supportive
one of my good friends in highschool killed himself
the normies reaction to it was the biggest reason why i didn't commit suicide myself, actually (i was also extremely suicidal and jealous that he had the balls to go through with it).
so many stacies who never knew him were crying and whinging at his funeral about how ~our highschool is all one big family~ and ~he was the last person i would ever expect to do this~. so many people on facebook who had maybe met him once or twice posting shit like 'you were my best friend, you had such a bright spirit, we shared...
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I went to high school on the reservation.
Suicides were a monthly thing.
tell me some stories /r9k/
Here's mine
>be me
>be 10
>stepbrother all the time gives me smarties
>one day desired to go to his room to get smarties
>his room smells like pot
>he is a druggie
>see little pill
>looks smartie
>start to feel bad
>Tell...
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>>28388040
there are no feels in this story.
get the fuck out roast poster
> be me
> be 13
>be moving to new school
> goal is to be as autistic as possible
> be obsessed with cthulu
>meet cuban nigger
>he actually becomes my friend
>later moths later three more kids become friends with me
>realize plan is atrracing autists
> mother fucking...
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>>28388157
your a nigger