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Lads it fucking happened, I was fucking stupid enough to fuck up my fucking life
>Chilling after class listing to some ironic rap music
>Lip sycn the words like a autist thinking I'm no one is looking
>This fucking Afrocentric shepanzine approachs me
>"Ayyy yo anon watchaa listing too"
>Tell her to fuck off and let me listen to my music
>"Hol up, this white boi is listing to rap music lmao"
>Tell her I'm not gonna fucking bother with her
>A crowd of Nigs, Normies and Chads rabble around me forming a circle with the sheboon in front of me
>Some fucking whigger starts a beating his leg to make a beat
>The sheboon starts muttering her nigger rap shit
>Literally everyone goes "Ohhhhhh" when she finishes her shit rap
>Feel like shit
>Since I have ADHD(le XDXD) I talk pretty fast anyways
>Actually say I'm not shitting you
>"Yo there some roastie hoe don't you know thats she'll blow for some dough?!!"
>Y'know when that quiet kid says something sassy and everyone goes quiet
>Oppoiste everyone bursts out in a choir of "OHHHH SHIT NIGGGGER"
>Walk away like a autist for some reason
>She wants a rematch tommorrow
>Wasn't gonna go but the now everyone fucking now
TL;DR some Niggtoun challenged me to a rap battle and I don't know what to say
guys please I really need some fucking help here I don't wanna get roasted and kill myself
based anon
good job buddy
At least you're not as pathetic as me
Realistically if something like this happened to me I would go home later that day and masturbate thinking about how she humiliated me cause I got femdom/humiliation fetish.
>>28382618
Please I'm not sure if I should take this to /mu/ I need to fucking beat some whore in a rap battle
Who /bernie sanders/ here?
No trump supporters allowed in this thread, only Bernie Supporters
>>28382573
He's already mathematically disqualified anon.
>>28382573
McAfee 2016!
>>28382573
>Who /bernie sanders/ here?
Is "smart but lazy" real, or just a meme?
Wouldn't an actual smart person go out in the world seeking opportunities and connections to move forward? Do smart people really live at their parents' houses watching anime all day?
>>28382324
>"smart but lazy"
its pretend autism, pretend because I refuse to believe anybody considers themselves 'smart' when they are a neet loser
smart people realize the game is rigged, there is no god, so you should just enjoy your life as best you can. anime is a high iq pastime as well. what's the point in "moving forward"? will it really make you happy? if it will, then do it. but don't act like you know what's best for everyone
I suspect people that are both "smart and lel lazy" are above average intelligence, but not by much.
>Anon-son, it's not what you think! Your brother Chad and I are just.. hugging!
I feel betrayed, how come he gets mommy and I get daddy?
In the highly unlikely event that I get married and procreate, I can never name my kid Chad because of this site
>>28380838
'Chad' is an idea. Your son could be named Melvin and still be a 10/10 alpha male
Desktop threads are banned in /g/, so I'm moving them here.
Post your desktop please.
are we going to see that "loli pantsu" tripfag here
>>28380528
this is not going to work out well anon
everyone here is too stupid to use linux
>>28380528
>look at me I have a naked girl of questionable age on my desktop
Still in your rebellious phase?
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aka Attention Whore General
>why did/do you do it?
>how did/do you do it?
>do these threads help you?
>>28380470
>>why did/do you do it?
Originally did it because I saw it on tv and my friends were doing it I was like 14. 27 now, not practicing for about 2 years. It's annoying when ppl call me emo because style wise and thinking wise I'm the opposite of a emo, I try to stay positive and I like bright colors, I guess the style thing doesn't really matter though.
>how did/do you do it?
Take razor blades out of shavers.
>do these threads help you?
No, why would fucking threads on r9k help me?
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>>28380561
>why would fucking threads on r9k help me?
There's always something you can take away a thread
Just be positive
Just be yourself
I did it because my childhood friend has been doing it since he was like 13
it was a combination of curiosity and an obligation I believed I had, to share his experience
Tell me about yourself in unnecessary detail, /r9k/. Who are you, what have you done with your life, are you happy?
>Who are you
some aloof recluse faggot
>what have you done with your life
not a whole fuckin lot but I regret nothing
>are you happy?
since when is happiness supposed to be a permanent state? I'm content enough to keep on keepin on
I am anon i've watched anime and played vidya no
>>28379930
Someone who has hated himself immensely since he was 12.
Nothing but dwell on negative thoughts and emotions and allow them to take control of my life.
Lived mindlessly through elementary school and high school. Thinking about nothing but going home and playing video games and fapping to porn. Avoided others because I thought I wasn't worthy to be around. 12 years later nothing has changed except I'm a NEET. So no.
Hello, I'm a journalist from the BBC.
We are producing a documentary on the impact of social media on our lives in the 21st century. In addition to the other social networks, we wanted to include opinions and perspectives from the less mainstreams media such as 4chan. If you could take the time to answer these questions we would be grateful:
What first drew you to 4chan?
What makes 4chan different from the other social networks?
Many think the content of this website is controversial. What would you say to that?
Do you think 4chan would benefit from allowing users to have a homepage and profile picture?
The only BBC I know of is Big Black Cock
>>Do you think 4chan would benefit from allowing users to have a homepage and profile picture?
I would say go and fuck yourself with a rake REEEEEEEE
>>28377764
>What first drew you to 4chan?
Edgy humour
What makes 4chan different from the other social networks?
It's not a social network you vapid lefty cunt. It's fucking anonymous. It's an imageboard like the forums of old.
>Many think the content of this website is controversial. What would you say to that?
Ofcourse it is. Most of these posts would be censored on the BBC website and very ofte are.
>Do you think 4chan would benefit from allowing users to have a homepage and profile picture?
Too obvious at this point OP.
How common is oedipus complex in reality? Does it just come from having a hot mom or is it some real underlying psychiatric issue?
>My mom was a solid 9/10 well into her mid 40s
>used to wear daisy duke shorts with her ass cheeks hanging out the bottom, revealing nightgowns, bikinis, miniskirts, etc. and could totally pull it off.
>Occasionally seeing her naked gave me a fetish for hairy pussys and slightly saggy milf tits.
>It also didn't help that she was very affectionate and had very little qualms about kissing me on the lips, cuddling, letting me caress her thighs, etc.
>Still occasionally think about her when fapping.
Pic related. My mom would dress like this both around the house and in public like it was nothing and pull it off during my entire childhood and adolescence. I really couldn't help but want to fuck her. My relationship with women outside of my mom is pretty normal (even if relatively lackluster compared to chads), so it can't be that.
>>28377660
You're just a degenerate with a hot mom.
>>28377660
I've never understood why they named it the Oedipus complex since Oedipus had no idea he was impregnating his mother
I feel you OP. I don't like mommy stuff on a sexual level though. I can get off to mom/son RP in porn as long as I don't think about my actual mom, but that may be more to do with my MILF deal.
But I love the mommy deal on an emotional level. I'll fall hard and fast for a girl that takes care of me. Makes me food/coffee, plays with my hair when I lay down in her lap, medicine when I'm sick, etc.
ITT we post our autistic art
I posted this drawing in another thread
Now I want to see your autism, robots
Keeping the thread alive
Feel free to post a non-autism piece of art
anybody did some Mass Effect drawings ?don't let me post alone pls ;__;
>>28377312
you write like a gril. nice drawings though
I'm not going to upload any of my twisted drawings onto the intranet
ITT: we rate eachother's names
Ill start:
Nils
>>28376932
Top tier Scandinavian name, pal.
>>28376932
Good one. Julius.
>>28376932
Simply and sounds good - 10/10
Mine is Michal
>tfw one of the most common polish names
>Trap lovers will try to claim that this isn't gay
How do you defend this?
Trap here, it's uber homo to want to stick your dick in my boypussy.
It's gay as fuck and I love it.
>tfw I lost my trap fetish overnight
Why
Show me your mind robots.
>>28375577
See nude feel
Pee malice mad.
What did it mean by this?
crush fool leave
somehow not fucking original
Why do black women love big white cock so much?
Why do black women
>have masculine bodies and faces
>terrible, TERRIBLE armpits
???
>>28373916
literally just jerked off to this vid this morning before showering
>>28373916
Most white men won't entertain a blackie. So it's like rare delicacy.
Hell on earth thread.
>>28372061
are those parasites eating him inside and outside in?
there is no morality in nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vup4UzBSXU
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