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Anybody here have so much embarrassment and shame they literally cannot function? You guys cannot begin to comprehend how much of a faggot ive been in my life. I cant be strong and get over it either. Nobody understands
Whenever I start to feel good and get on a roll of turning my life around, I always remember the most cringeworthy shit imaginable and contemplate suicide/moving away from everyone I know for hours
>>28381679
>tfw most of it is still online
>tfw can never get close internet friends because of it
>>28382463
Iktf i always push my friends away by "being my self" JUST
Why are black men and Asian women so perfect for each other? Blasians will be the master race of the future.
>the daughter's IQ is probably 15 points below her mother's
She looks like it, too. Look at that ugly monkey face she got. Yuck. Niggers are genetic poison.
wayne brady is a white man in a black mans body
>>28381715
he makes bryant gumbel look like malcolm x
Idk if you guys remember me, I'm the one that asked a girl on a date to the aquarium and she actually said yes. Well, this is my attempts to ask her on a second date.
I hope one week is enough time between two dates since our first date at the aqua was last week. Anyway, will post results since she has to ask her parents (they will probably say yes). However, this may have been to give her more time to think about it since she can tell me "they said no" to make the rejection a bit softer, she's smart like that, and it makes me even more attracted to her...
>>28381672
FUCK OFF NORMIE YOU MAKE ME SICK AND JEALOUS JUST GET OUT
>i have to ask my parents first
you have to be over 18 to post here
>>28382008
I'm 18, she isn't. She may be using it as an excuse to reject me after thinking about it for a bit first though, so it's a pretty smart move on her part.
What kind of panties should I buy, bros?
> furry picture
MODS
Flurries aren't allowed anywhere but /b/ and /trash/. Post there you fucking faggot.
>>28381695
>>28381731
fish don't have fur
>tfw biracial
there is nothing more important than ones own race and people. it all comes back to that embrace yours even if you are nigger, please for the love of god don't race mix or your baby may end up like me.
It's time to never have kids
>as if that'll be hard
>tfw slav/white mix
Not the worst mongrelization, but it would have been better if my mother married another slav and my father had stayed white.
>>28381609
>tfw swede/arab
I'm a living walking meme. Fuck everything.
>wake up
>dick is tied in a knot
JUST
>>28381589
thats not how dicks work
>>28381589
>knot
>not noose
Pleb
>>28381589
>Wake up
>Try to fap
>Cut fingers on smegma crust
What's robots opinion on polyamory?
https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/4gmfde/i_may_not_have_gotten_that_job_but_i_do_have/
>>28381508
>polyamory
Degenerate, regardless of gender ratio
it's okay when the guy does it
for women it should mean the death penalty
>>28381577
>it's okay when the guy does it
No it's not, it's niggerism. Stop giving robots a bad name by being such a hypocrit.
do you gals ever do anything pervy and fucked up to male roommates or friends?
i sneak into my roommate's room like all the time to sniff her panties and thongs
>another fembot thread
Friendly reminder to report and hide these threads.
Also, don't forget to write 'sage' into the options field when responding. Help make /r9k/ a better place.
One time my female roomate left a double decker shit just floating in the toilet like no big deal, I tried to flush it but it wouldn't flush, it would just pop back up to the surface and just float there, so i picked it up with tissues and before I was going to trow it away in the bin, I thought, it might be hot to smell it, so I took a sniff at the dump and accidently got some shit on my nostrils, I said fuck it and just pressed the wet shit agaisnt my face and rubbed it like a clay mask, and then jacked off.
Jokes on her, I got pleasure out of her disgusting behaviour.
>>28381430
Report them for what? They don't break any rules.
I just hide them.
>tfw my gf almost caught me cheating on her
>>28381390
*high fives you*
>>28381390
>tfw my mistress almost caught me with my wife
>>28381390
You know what? I'll take the bait. How did she almost catch you?
Entertain me with your story
I just remembered a scene from my childhood. Me, my mother and my little sister were on a long train trip. It took several days, and we had to sleep in the train. The trip was very uncomfortable, and I didn't like it very much. I specifically remember a certain night, during which I woke up because of the loud noises the train was making. My young self sleepily looked out the window, where it was snowing. I was amazed at how beautiful it was. The snow falling through the nearly pure darkness was almost like from a dream. It was then I realised how amazing life is. The young me couldn't comprehend that such beauty would go unnoticed by anyone but me. There was such beautiful snow falling out here, in a place where no one lived, in a place where no one else would see it. I felt so small and pointless.
I just remembered it, and now I feel nostalgic. I haven't it this strongly in years. Tears are falling from my eyes as I write this pointless text. Because even this text, which is making me cry, is something I will eventually forget. Maybe when I'm older, I'll remember writing this in a time long gone, and i'll feel this once again.
people are gonna call you a faggot for this but this is beautiful and exactly what i needed to read, thanks OP
snow is pretty comfy
>>28381314
Good for you, friend. You're not on the front page so I won't act cool and call you a faggot. ;^)
Racists of /r9k/, would you date a black women who looked like this?
no, doesn't matter how good a black girl looks, all i think about is how awful they smell. that greasy nappy hair smell that they all have is disgusting
ive never seen a nigger irl
I enjoy the yummy delights of all.
What to do about Premature Ejaculation?
can you explain it to me? Ive never understood
do you randomly start cumming before you actually orgasm or what?
Some antidepressant is rx'd off label for that. I usually have to focus very hard to cum. I can't imagine just suddenly cumming without control. It sounds kind of neat. Why not just go for round two, three, four, etc.?
>>28381429
I just cum too quickly
I have a strong desire to restrain, dominate and fuck Hispanic or other brown girls.
I don't want to actually be in a relationship with one, but I think it would be extremely satisfying to handcuff her and completely fuck her.
Same. I want to eat their fucking tacos
I want to dominate and be in a relationship with them. Brown girls are the best.
My personal brown girls rankings in descending order:
Pakistanis
Tajiks
Lebanese and Levantine Arabs
Iranians
Maldivians
Libyans, Tunisians
Castizas
Mestizas
Indians
Algerians
Moroccans
Egyptians
Unknown mystery rank: gulf Arabs (difficult to see enough of their young girls' faces to get an impression of their facial features)
Also brown Italians and Spanish and Portuguese people are high tier but I don't consider them brown in the same way since they are European
Also I realise that I have severely over-simplified North Africans since motto and look totally different and much worse to Libyans
I housed an illegal hispanic girl for awhile. Had her in a situation where I was fucking her and she couldn't really do anything about it because I was putting a roof over her head and feeding her.
>tfw becoming more gay than I even thought possible
Is your voice/speech changing?
Are you getting emotional at things you wouldn't normally get emotional for?
>>28381141
no, I am jerking off to bears
>>28381098
I love JonTron, he's the only youtuber I'm genuinely interested in.
>tfw we both live in new york
>tfw i'll never be his gf
Who else /fartswhilepeeing/ here?
I can't be the only one
Also bathroom habits general
>>28381082
I look just like pepe in that pic. Fucking end me
I flush the toilet with my foot. 22323332333
I always sit on the toilet even though I'm a boy
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