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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WrN18-Voq4&list=PLK_BHaTWt7I91UZnYWaYynFXZUczsNMPH
Just saw Green Room, have never been more turned on in my life. What did you robots think?
>>28384637
I really want to see it, is skin head Patrick Stewart as awesome as I think he is?
>>28384734
I'd tell you exactly how awesome but it'd end up being a spoiler.
Needless to say, fucking awesome.
>>28384767
Man I have to drive all the way to the city to see that movie, but tonight I want to see Blade Runner at midnight, but at the same time I'm waiting for a girl to respond to my text that was 8 hours and 11 minutes ago.
>senior prom night
>shitposting on /r9k/
Get on my level
Mine's on the 27th
I'll join you then senpai
>>28384611
how old are you anon?
why didn't you ask anyone?
>>28384611
>You're still in high school
>You think creating threads is 'shitposting'
>Your pic related is low quality
Get on my level faggot.
Does it get better
>20 years old
>work at a pub minimum wage
>see normies every weekend having fun with their friends
>crushing regret that I don't have any friends and never do anything but smoke weed by myself and drink occasionally
it does if you want it to
>>28384912
how can i make it better
Apply for an apprenticeship, they look now for September starts. Make friends on your day release at college. Even if you don't gets mates at least you'll be out of the pub and get some decent pay rises.
>tfw your dog lost his virginity even though you had a pact
fuck I'm about to fucking lose it. my only friend lost his virginity.
>>28384534
>being mad at your dog bro for surpassing you in life
Why did your dog and you not lose your virginities at the same time?
>>28384595
he escaped and raped some other dog. I can't lose my virginity to a dog
Seriously, How do other beer companies even manage to exist? Coors Light has them beat in every possible way.
>better product
>brown bottle to protect freshness
>label displays how cold your beer is for maximum satisfaction
>family owned business
>made with snow water from the Rockies, the cleanest place in North America
>right now, $7.99 for a six pack
My friends, I tell you. It's that type of value and taste that makes a beer delicious.
This is what I have been trying to tell you faggots about Donald Trump. You need to vote for him so he helps make America more amazing beer companies like Coors.
Make America Great Again and head on down and pick up a six pack of Coors Light today! Coors Light, I'm loving it!
>$7.99 a six pack
fuck that, why would I buy horse piss when I can get good, local beer for the same price?
>>28384782
Ethanol is ethanol.
>>28384834
Sorry to hijack this thread but am I the only one who can't stand the idea of having to deal with this women for another 4 or (god forbid 8 years) ?
>For 40,000 years in early human history, cave women were dirty, unshaven, and unwashed with saggy tits and arm hairs, an uncontrolled hairy pubic bush, an ass crack full of disgusting unwashed hairs that hold the scent of shit, a mouth full of rotting yellow teeth and a stench of death that accumulated over several months of unchecked morning breath, hairy nipples and abdomen, thick bushy unibrows, some with mustaches and light beards, hairy arm pits that hold a sweaty stench, pitch black dirty feet covered in blood and scabs, and a general uncleanliness that harbored disease and famine
>For all of this time, men fought life-for-life with other men to be able to rule the tribe and have sexual exclusivity with these disgusting females, and these men did so fervently and with heartfelt passion, or else we wouldn't be alive today
>you on /r9k/ won't settle for a 3/10 and teach her how to bathe
back then there weren't any better women and it was more crucial to reproduce
Maybe you didn't know, but beauty is subjective and influenced by society
GASP
They also didn't live past 40.
I have to say a 30 second poem in front of the entire class tommorow. W-what do I-I do?
you have classes on the weekend? Lmao what a cuck
What should the poem be about?
>>28384466
Oh shit, I'm a fucking dumbass I meant Wednesday.
>4AM
>bird starts chirping
WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING RETARD BIRD
THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY LIGHT OUTSIDE YET NO WONDER ALL THE OTHER BIRDS REJECT YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING BIRD PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28384435
They're trying to fug. They're basically cucking you
>1:47 in the morning
>neighbors start mowing their lawn
>wake up before alarm goes off
This is going to sound crazy but robots are the good guys.
If Elliot is a robot imagine the pain he absorbed that caused him to go bad.
Some of us are alright to look at, give us a chance and feel my soft hands and gentle lovemaking.
>>28384407
Who is this girl?
She's perfection.
>>28384453
megan fox, look at the toe thumbs
>>28384453
https://www.instagram.com/rachelc00k/?hl=en
Does anyone else feel like their door is opening or you feel people behind you?
I want it to stop.
are you doing something you shouldn't be doing?
>>28384402
So stand against the wall
>>28384422
t. robespierre, the nsa, stalin
>M...m...muh contribution to society!
Why is it that you wagecucks say the funniest things all the time!?
Wagesuckas all contribute in some way, even small way. The burger maker even, they get your food to your fat mouth so even they make the cogs spin, world go round.
>>28384319
Neetcucks are a waste of space.
prove me wrong
>>28384504
i won't because i honestly don't care
Has anyone just sort of given up on women and accepted their fate of being alone forever?
>>28384266
Wizard in training here. I ad a gf for two weeks 2 years ago, everything after that has been an almost relationship which then became a disaster. I don't really intend on pursuing women anymore. Maybe they'll come to me.We both know that's a lie.
I have ascended and no longer value women.
Not Married:
>Do whatever you want
>Travel wherever you want
>Buy what you want
>Noone to bitch about bills or your choices
Married:
>You have to pay the bills
>If you want to travel / buy things, you need to talk to her about it first
>She will bitch about anything
The only actual good reason for getting married is having kids to continue your legacy.
Happens cyclically.
After a period of feeling misery, I'll get a shot of hope and start trying again, until I fail pathetically and go back to that again.
Every attempt gets me closer so it creates the illusion I might be successful someday.
Tried to leave the house for once and went to walmart to get some ice cream, soda, and candy for tonight. Ended up literally shitting myself near the back of the store from the anxiety. Made it to the bathroom to get a good amount of the liquidy poop out of my shorts without anyone seeing me from behind. Unfortunately i had brown stains all over my white cargo shorts and there was no way to cover up so i had to walk all the way through walmart from the very back with shit stains all over my ass. Could tell that people were talking about me and laughing. Pretty sure a couple people took pictures or video. At least 30 different people must have seen me and noticed by the time i got out.
Why do i even bother?
>>28384216
do things like that always happen? how often do you try leaving the house?
>>28384216
>wearing white pants
White is the colour of happy normalscum.
This robot on people of walmart when?
I need your help, /r9k/.
I have Chad looks and am like an 8/10. The problem though is, that I'm a huge assburger and can't talk to women. As soon as I say something, they run away, no matter how much they love my looks.
So, how do I utilize my Chad genetics more and cover up the autism?
Pic is me btw.
shit pasta
sage
>>28384204
this bullshit again? Do you really have such little meaning in your life that you feel the need to shitpost on /r9k/?
>>28384204
>chad
>pic is me
Nice try, anon.
What's your "role" at work, wagies?
> the complete doormat
> the one who needs his hand held
> the one who tried to stay out of everyone's way and still became a mark/scapegoat
>>28384160
>the quiet guy who just does his job with minor chitchat and goes home
no one fucks with me and i don't fuck with them
The one that the upper management doesn't despise because I'm not a fuck up.
I've always just half assed my job. I recently been offered a management position.
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