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I have no gf because I fap
I fap because I have no gf
The cycle never ends until it's too late anyway.
>>28386088
I need a photoshop of "I have no mouth and I must scream" into "I have no gf and I must fap"
get in muh belly hahaha xD
ebin movie
>tfw your bullies put a gun to your head and make you suck their dick while your oneitis watches and jokes about it on social media
>>28386080
I may be a robot beta orbiter, but not a nigger.
>>28386080
>tfw a cute anime girl will never coerce me into fucking her by force
This is probably the most fucked up thing I've seen this week.
>claims to not be a normie
>doesn't have unique taste in music
>doesn't study any music genres in depth
yea right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeeRopR32zA
dnb head here, what is the most normie genre aside from pop?
>he doesn't have patrician taste
>claims to have unique taste
>the doldrums in his top 5
that's not even his most obscure work. try harder next time
I'm a worthless NEET thinking about getting into a trade. Is anyone in a trade or somehow have knowledge on one? Do you want to share your experiences, pros and cons? I'm thinking about HVAC because welding has toxic fumes and can fuck up your eyes, and electricians can get electrocuted. I just want to move out of my parents' house and have nice things....
>>28386076
while those breasts look amazing at first glance, the astute anon will notice the pudgy sausage fingers of her left hand, indicating that she is a disgusting whale. tits on a fat girl do NOT count.
>>28386113
Damn, nice catch
>>28386113
I was going to mention this.
This pretty much sums up my time on 4chan
>>28386049
oh shit, my bad. Zoomed in too much
>>28386065
pic is too small -sad
>>28386065
>>28386049
the game
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
>take taco out of fridge
>put it in the microwave
>set it for 0:20
>attention span too low to wait, go into another room to dick around on the internet
>after like 10 minutes I realize that I still hear the microwave running
>run back into the other room
>entire room smells like ass
>microwave actually says 20:00
>taco and fries are burning inside the microwave
>take it outside and put it in the garbage
>entire apartment smells like ass now
>smoke alarm didn't go off tho
who /incompetent/ here?
>asks for replies from the incompetent
>captcha still enabled
We're going to be here a while, OP.
that's happened to me before with oatmeal, boiled over and really pained my ass to clean up.
microwaved fast food is awful, though.
>>28386843
i stilI have hope!
>kids born in 2004 are having sex
>>28385948
>1992 was 36 years ago
>kids born in 2014 are getting ducked
Yea?
>>28385948
>4chan is older than much of its userbase
http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1012144
"Usually, before two people begin any long term relationship there is an inquiry into the past. Creditors run credit checks. Employers ask for references. Leasers ask about past evictions. In contrast, there is a certain stigma about doing this with regard to sexual relationships. Many men feel uneasy listening to their wife or girlfriend talk about how she got skeeted up by a parade of dudes. Women in general are very sensitive about their reputation and will often avoid the subject with "the past is the past.
The past isn't the past, it's an indicator of the future. Just ask any insurance company. If a person drives around town like he's in a bumper car, his insurer would rightfully consider him a liability. Likewise, if a woman has a string of drunken hookups and short term relationships that pussy is a liability. You wanna be known as that dude whose girlfriend publicly jerked off a marine to Calvin Harris on her girl's night? No? Then you should probably get the Ho-Facts."
-GayLubeOil
What is Slutfax?
Slutfax is a user-contributed site where anyone can share the sexual history of a woman. The format of this site is inspired by wikis and textboards. The site has its ideological roots in the Manosphere and Redpill movements.
>>28385887
OP if you made this website you might just be the most autistic person on this board.
>>28386161
That's just like, your opinion, man.
That girl is cute though.
Can't a guy just make up stuff about a girl he doesn't know, though? Like, in a girl rejects him and he gets angry about it, can he go on there and write a bunch of stuff saying that she's slutty?
You can't always expect people to be honest.
No matter how hot a woman is, her ass still smells like shit.
When you have sex doggy style, her steamy foul asshole will be exposed to the air, and a current of sick acrid odour will waft up into your nostrils.
Your saying that likes it's a bad thing
I'd love to take those girls' shoes off and sniff their pretty feet
>>28385855
Stop having sex with dirty people. Problem solved.
Why do weird beta men keep sending me messages on okcupid?
>>28385847
>implying you are a butthurt beta male posing as a female to get attention
>>28385847
You're too ugly for chad.
>>28385866
>>28385902
n-no, i'm a lesbian trapped in a male body.
>tfw a random girl in my class just invited me to smoke weed with her for the first time
GUYS HELP I'M SCARED WHAT DO I DO?
bring your vape pen instead
smoking weed is for classles degenerates
Enjoy the beginning of what could be a life of being a normalfag and don't come back. Have fun, anon.
>>28385843
go do it desu senpai
when will the femanon meme die?
Never. It has only grown stronger in recent months. The normie invasion is real.
>>28385605
femanon's definintely exist at this point, after the normie invasion the population of girls on here rose exponentially
but fembots do not exist, no femanon is a fembot
>>28385671
>after the normie invasion the population of girls on here rose exponentially
What are they here for?
ITT: We summon kingblackchad.
>>28385602
maybe he is banned for good, maybe he is actually eliza
why would you want to summon that faggot?
he's so cringey it hurts
>>28386068
and he writes like an obsesive autist
>tfw at this point it would be easier for me to find a dolphin to have sex with
there are dolphins at the beach I go to all the time. if I swim out and take my pants off will they really fuck you?
Yes, dolphins are incredibly horny and degenerate.
>>28385588
They'll drag you under with their prehensile penis and rape your corpse.
>>28385717
what if I just kill the male ones if they try to rape me? technically I would just be swimming out there nude, and it would be self defense.
I'm bored as hell and drinking alone. Come join me, fellow robots.pic kinda related, I'm sick so no coke for me
Getting thoroughly trashed tonight.
welp its 10pm here. i don't have work until 1pm tomorrow so i'm drinking. but ive gone to work hungover one too many times , noticably i guess, and they all think im a stupid drunk and make jokes on purpose in front of me. fuck my life.
More wine with everclear
