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I'm bored as hell and drinking alone. Come join me, fellow robots.pic kinda related, I'm sick so no coke for me
Getting thoroughly trashed tonight.
welp its 10pm here. i don't have work until 1pm tomorrow so i'm drinking. but ive gone to work hungover one too many times , noticably i guess, and they all think im a stupid drunk and make jokes on purpose in front of me. fuck my life.
More wine with everclear
>>28385668
I used to show up to my old job hungover all the time. When they asked why I smelled like booze I told them it was because I see them every day. They all thought I was being sarcastic.I wasn't, I really fucking hated that job.
I've been playing some Dark Souls III but it's pretty boring desu...
>tfw this thread is probably gonna die
this board really is full of normies
>>28385748
It fails to live up to the hype. It looks kind of weird to me too.
>>28385771
I beat it once but I don't feel the need to do it again like I did with DaS1 or Bloodborne
I was invading in Irythill Dungeon and every fucking faggot I invaded summoned a bunch of assholes to help him
Fuckin sucks
>>28385800
The pvp is shit right now. I can't find much replay value in it either. I got about halfway through NG+2 before I just got tired of looking at it. I wanted to be a completionist but it's just happening.
>>28385827
It just isn't happening. Drunk typing is always fun.
>>28385827
I platinumed Bloodborne (before the DLC) and enjoyed every minute of it. It was so fun. But yeah, DaSIII feels like a chore.
>>28385495
I'm not drinking tonight or tomorrow sick as fuck and nyquil isnt doing shit, id rather get trashed and pass out
>>28385687
Skip the wine young one, everclear and shots
Haven't drank in a while.
I just had two cups of tea, each with a shot of vodka. It was top shelf though so maybe it's stronger or some shit but I already feel drunk.
Tolerance must be down or something.
>>28385870
The pvp requirements for some achievements is what shut me down. I know I'll never get them because I'm gonna be a blue so I can wait for two days on a summon just to get a ring.
Drinking kratom
Feeling warm and fuzzy
>>28385710
damn, they actually asked you?
my coworkers are just passive aggressive to me. and i mean, i've never shown up drunk or drank on the job, but i know showing up hungover/probably smelling like booze has made them think otherwise. but that's only been a few times, that they won't let up, even after a few months at this point.
>>28385916
Tea and vodka? Sounds horrible, I like all kinds of tea but just as is with spring water none of that pleb tap or bottled sheeet
>>28385890
what are you sick with, fampai? I have bronchitis right now
JUST chilling right now
>>28385925
Is that a penis dude?
>>28385933
Honestly I like it, squeeze some lemon in and you have yourself a decent drink.
>>28385495
Just getting started. Drinking vodka tonight.
How about you guys?
>>28385925
I want some kratom... where can I get it
and to the guys talking about shitty coworkers, you need to find a job with better ones. My coworkers are awesome and make the job bearable.
>>28385928
Former milfag, no one has a filter there.
>>28385495
medfag here.
Coke would be better for you than alcohol if you plan on getting better.
>>28385935
Some shitty cold, not at the point of bronchitis yet but if its not gone tomorrow most likely a sinus infection, havent been sick in 2 years, bronchitis is horrible man best of luck
>>28385985
for real? please explain, medanon
>>28385964
Strange, what type of tea you use for it?
>>28385495
between buzzed and drunk. talking with friends and waiting for a girl to call so I can break it off. I've been pushing her away for weeks but now I'm not so sure I want to lose her.
life is hard
>>28386010
>tfw friends don't respnd to my texts
>tfw I'm waiting for a girl to message me
Life IS hard, anon. Fuck
>>28386005
Black tea
Well, more specifically Earl Grey. One shot, squeeze of lemon, steep and there you go.
Honestly on two shots I feel a nice buzz right now. Probably gonna have a third.
fuck, I'm deja vuing right now
>tfw getting drunk by myself and nobody to play video games with
>>28386039
I'll try that with some classy vodka thanks M8
>>28386048
online multiplayer was invented for a reason
>>28385985
Are you fucked up in the head? Coke will end killing him. There are way milder stimulants.
>>28386048
Thats me all the time but I dont even play games anymore..
>>28386071
Fuck you faggot I'm already playing online multiplayer games but they're full of children and normies.
Having some coke tonight anon. I feel sorry for you :(
>>28386081
what the fuck
good looking out, man. thanks
>>28386089
You sound like a prick no wonder you are alone
>>28385495
I am !!!
Also whats the offical r9k position on LCBO ?
kek i'm getting sentimental drunk now
haven't actively posted on here in months , missed you faggots
>>28386149
it's pretty good desu, I prefer it to The Beer Store
>>28386152
welcome back, anon
>>28385495
I am doing some fentanyl + heroin, or as you plebs call it, China White. This is the nearest you can be to God. Well, maybe LSD, but if you are actually looking for the divine experience, trascendence or some faggy Buddhist bullshit.
>>28386152
We didn't miss you. Anyway, how did it went trying to be a normie or Chad, fucking traitor?
>>28386181
Good; I like it - hope they don't get rid of it. Its so clean and tidy compared to its purpose of allowing people to get drunk and avoid thinking about life if only just for a little bit.
>>28386229
are thwy thinking of getting rid of it? what the hell
>tfw no degenerate gf to drink alcohol with during nights
>>28386240
i didn't say that but you know people talk about these things - wine and beer in grocery stores, etc. people on leddit complain about it.
>>28386273
this is all I want in life, it's not too much to ask
>>28386273
I would be your gf, but I'm a guy.
>>28386030
>god made us to suffer at the hands of the opposite sex
JUST
>>28386181
Thanks m8
>>28386210
>implying i did any of that
too much of an autist, i just focused on work.
>>28386365
>i just focused on work.
Wagecuckery is the most normie shit in the world, in case you didn't know, fucking faggot. Fucking normie, GTFO of my board.
>>28386441
No thanks edgelord faggot.
>>28386441
please do not act hostile in my thread please
What are people drinking ?
Who else / bitchy ciders / ?
Drinking alone here too. I have a test tomorrow at 8 am.
I say, fuck it. I'm probably gonna get a gf soon and everything's gonna be ok. And if I don't, I'll just get drunk again. Fuck everything.
>>28386474
drinking some local beer
>>28386482
why do you think you'll get a gf soon?
Pretty drunk after a single 7% beer. Who else /basically no alcholol tolerance/ ?
Is this a bad or good thing ?
>>28386785
It's a good thing because you get drunk off of less. Don't listen to faggots who bitch at you about 'muh low tolerance.'
>drinking with coworkers (we're all math tutors)
>go home with the most normie
>we go to his friends, literally they're watching random sports with chimp music playing over the sports
>he pantomimes one of the chimp hoots
>I keep drinking
>other friend returns from dropping someone off at home
>get him in
>less than 4 minutes in, he's asking if I want to go back to my apartment, because of the normies
>stupid normie coworker leaves with my shit still in his apartment
>have to basically coerce him into getting my stuff back, drunk worse than he is
>coworker stays for a few mins, goes home
>get on r9k
>try not to murder normies
>drink
>drink a lot
I'll have a car soon, and I'm a little concerned I will buy hookers and drugs.
Pic related, literally they're playing music written by this guy
Drinking alone. Not drunk, but buzzed. Needed it big time after shitty week at work, boss on my ass all week, no homo. I always tell myself that I will stop with the alcohol, but every weekend I just need to let loose.
I'm fucking DRUNK right now. I'm starting to drink alone a lot more often these days. I think I'm finally getting sick of life. Sometimes I want to just want to pass out drunk and never wake up.
Currently blasting pic related as loud as I can.
>>28386482
>betting your future on a roastie
>>28386910
>modern "math" students
How long do you think a society like this can last?
Drunk as shit on Powerade and vodka. Built up enough liquid courage to invite my oneitis over, but of course she shot me down.
Bottoms up, boys. Love you guys.
>>28387266
fuck your oneitis, you're probably better off without her
>>28386910
you really need to smoke a blunt
>>28387287
Can't disagree with you, brother. Take a shot with me.
>>28387266
>not replying to my question about what your drinking
>not giving me my hard earned you
come on man.
Just gave the wifey the ol in-out in-out, split a bottle of champagne, did a couple rails of coke, now time to hit the bar and meet up with our group of friends
Hopefully get my willy wet again tonight if the we find a cute girl that's down
I hate being a normie, I wish I was staying home and playing VIDEOGAMES
>>28387306
just pored(sp?) another glass, here's to you and getting over your oneitis! You can do it! I wise man once said "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!"
Smoking weed and watching lectures on YouTube with green calming tea. ://3 Feel lonely and trapped but, at least my brain is free.
>>28387333
>wife
>friends
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm drunk of extra strong lagers (7.5%) as I usually am on a friday night.
>>28386030
this happened to me the other night and i sperged the fuck out and called her a bitch for not responding, now im blocked on facebook
>>28387333
kgggegsffewkj
>>28387421
>>28387796
Sorry lads
I'm Trevor Phillips in Mike DeSantos' life
>>28387452
>drinking anything less then 40%
shit my go to is 63% rum
and 151.
i fill a mason jar 3/4s with 151, the rest with pop and chug
sober to smashed in 30 seconds
>>28387977
do you ever search for negress hookers in the back alleys of detroit? if so, are your initials PT?
>>28387168
Dont know? Thats a little tryhard? Nothing he has made has been as good as Dangerous Days. That album was just too perfect.
>>28387977
My car is fucked, I am not walking four miles to a state appointed Liquor Store.
>>28388064
have no idea wat u on about
>>28388165
i would.
walk back drunk, maybe pass out in a ditch
sounds like a fun night
being drunk makes me want a big black dick in my mouth
well i'm 90% through a bottle of wine, second one of the night.
wassup bots
>>28390216
Ayyyyyyy I'm fairly shitfaced myself
>>28385495
I'm about a six-pack in, and crying about a girl I lost in a car accident 6 years ago.
Maybe I'd be a mid-tier normie by now if that car crash had never happened.
Maybe we would have gotten married and bought a house and had beautiful blonde blue-eyed children and taught them how to dream.
Maybe I should kill myself.
