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Concrete proof that there is nothing men care more about then looks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qUZf4Wz7gM
You all claim that you would date average girls like me but will fall in love with a girl before even knowing her name just because she is cute. I hate all men.
>>28388992
You don't know what true desperation is anon. Plus the men that made that song are normies, no shit they're going to care about nothing but looks.
Concrete proof that rockstars who can literally pick any woman they want out of a crowd will only take the ones they think are the hottest, you mean.
>opinions of millionaire degenerate rockstars = opinions of men
oh right, it's a roastie. only millionaire chads exist to them.
Who /fuckinghatesmokers/ here?
>be wagecuck at local restaurant
>one of the salad ladies is a heavy smoker
>talks like an old woman, she's in her mid-20s
>smells horrible; not just her breath, her entire being
>disgusting black shit all over her teeth
>face covered in disgusting warts and cysts
>suddenly becomes extremely irritable and unstable every couple hours when she needs to take "MUH SMOKE BREAK"
>big problem when we're busy, someone has to cover her job during "MUH SMOKE", resulting in lots of pissy normies who aren't getting their way
Today she started yelling and fucking threatening a customer because there was some problem with the lady's salad, She then went outside for an extra long "MUH SMOKE". I can't wait for her to get fired.
I've had multiple neighbors who smoke, this isn't the only smoker I've ever come into contact with. They might as well be retarded because of all the problems they cause for other people. They actually disgust me, polluting the air with their smoke that they started inhaling to "fit in" or "relieve stress". At least we know they'll die sooner than people who value their lives so we don't have to deal with them for as long.
Smoker hate threadcan't wait for the smokers to come in and try to justify their pitiful existence by using false statistics from last century and posting memes
>>28388982
I smoke cigarettes and I just smoke because I like the little buzz I guess you call it, I never really crave them it's just something to do.
>>28388982
I always think pepe is smoking a little cross when I see this image
i don't hate smokers, i just don't get it
especially when there is so so so much better/healthier/cleaner shit to do
>checked "I'm not a robot" on captcha
>am robot
Who >/devilish/ here?
>>28388980
>tell people I'm straight
>masturbate to transgirls while giving myself a prostate massage
>Promise myself I'll play some vidya when I get back home from spending the day at the cinema
>End up browsing /r9k/ the rest of the night
>>28388980
>get free Steam games
>never install them
>tfw broken cock
>having sex with my ex years back
>doggy style
>she overly-enthusiastically pushes back as I thrust
>bad angle
>feel pain but finish
>go to doctor the next day
>he tells me there's nothing wrong and to stop worrying
>find out years later damaged the corpus spongiosum
>bottom side of my penis is pinched right at the base
>doesn't allow proper blood flow to the penis
>have a useless balloon-looking appendage full of dead nerve endings
>got a new gf and terrified she'll leave me because of my pathetic cock
HAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HAHAHAHA
>>28388928
Awwww poor chad
Did a slut bwake youw widdwe dick?
HAHAHAHHAHAHA EAT SHIT DOUCHE
you absolutely deserve it and i laugh at your pain
>>28388985
Rude desu go kill yourself
16 is too old for a girl?
i hate myself please help
16 is way too old. 12 is the limit honestly.
>>28388915
Was that a typo or did you mean 16?
I don't think 6 is too old at all desu
Asians are white.
>tfw I just learned my qt crush/one true love hooked up with another girl at a party
I don't really know how to respond to this. Should I be turned on or depressed, robots? I feel like I just got semi-cucked if that's even possible.
Strange times, women are expected to automatically be bisexual.
A complete 180 from pre-christian Roman times.
>>28388685
Girl love is more pure than your love for her could ever be.
>>28388685
Quick, turn your penis inside out and she might give you a kiss too.
Now I don't have anything against Snoop, but why are Rappers and shit allowed to not only sing about, but actually record themselves doing drugs and other illegal shit in their videos? Why can someone post pictures of themselves smoking weed on Twitter or Instagram and literally nothing happens? Why is that okay? Why is that allowed?
>>28388684
1.It's too much trouble prosecuting them
2.It's not something too serious(like violent crime)
3.drugs are not as worrisome to the general populace
It's the illuminati bro.
>>28388730
to expand on that. let's say they're smoking a joint in the video. who can really prove there was weed in that join, and that's were the trouble of prosecuting comes in
Should I just not show up for work tomorrow?
I started working fast food as my first job and I can't take it anymore. It's been four months and I'm dreading tomorrow. Today was stressful as fuck and I got bitched out by my manager over stupid bullshit and then talked down to by my coworker.
This shit is making me angry as fuck and pissy over the littlest of shit now. I can't even play a video game without getting extremely angry at shit in it because of what this job is doing to me.
I don't even NEED the money. I don't have any bills or insurance to pay. I'm just doing it because I like having some money, but I'm not barely getting shit out of this but pain and misery.
I WOULD put in a two week notice or a one week notice, but I'm too nervous to. I'm afraid of sitting there for two weeks hearing bullshit from my boss and coworkers over me leaving. That, and I don't think I have it in me to keep going for two weeks or whatever.
The fuck do I do?
>>28388681
If you hope to get a better job in the future, you should make sure you quit on good terms, that way you'll at least have a good reference
>>28388681
Kekekekek kill yourself wagie traitor
Take your bosses with you
>>28388681
You're not required to give any notice. You practically just joined.
It's lulzy that you can't handle a fast food job for longer than 4 months, though. It's also lulzy that your first job is at (or over) the age of 18. (it's either that or you're underage)
Most cancerous board and why is it /pol/?
I'd say it's here since we keep getting obvious covert shills like you.
>>28388677
It's like it started off as mostly satire but then teenagers and legit neo nazis came in and actually took it in full stride and now it's the fabric of the board's culture.
I like some of the views but all the blind Trump support, "HITLER DINDU NUFFIN" and vehement racism is tiring to shift through.
Who is a Hillary shill and why is it OP
You've died. An alien being approached you, telling you that you must choose someone to reincarnate as. Otherwise, you will face immeasurable torture in the worst of hells (far worse than earth) for a time approaching infinity.
Who do you choose to become in your next life?
>>28388666
Justin bieber or adolf hitler, my idols
someone who didn't hate their shit life, i guess
Myself again.
I honestly deserve much worse tbqh.
neigborg chad is having a loud party
hold me robots, i thought i was safe in my room
1. Take a shower
2. Put on clean clothes
3. Ask for a beer, you won't be denied
>>28388653
i actually showered today forthe first time in a week (i have no hot water until next week) but i live at an apartment and the party is in an apartment in the building across the street
>>28388641
Call the cops on them for disturbing the peace and being too loud. Bonus if this party is at night, otherwise the police might get a little upset with you.
Or you can do something like sneak over their, and dump salt into their punch bowl. Parties have those, right?
>tfw remember showing up to class drunk several times sophomore year before I switched to independent study
They could tell couldn't they?
>>28388639
Depends how fucked up you were and how long before class you drank. It is a hard odor to cover up even after hours after drinking.
>>28388639
Why the fuck would they care?
>tfw shoving up and Evan's height on Instagram
>he imagined himself as a super hero/mutant with powers
>>28388594
>I imagine myself as a crime fighting Badass Normal or Magic-Man
Feels bad man
>he imagined himself as a bender of one of the elements from Avatar: the last airbender
>he imagined a guy running next to the car or riding a bike next to the car jumping over obstacles
What's your story fellow robots? Why are you the way you are?
>>28388572
I don't smile and I look threatening
People make judgment of me based upon fear, some upon hatred for a potential threat.
I remain alone, none help me because a troll faced Slav can only be the bad guy.
Dad forced sports on me all throughout my teen years, trying to shape me in his own image. He also decided what I studied in college (exercise science) when I wanted to study computer science.
He did his best as a father but he played a huge role in me having very little drive towards thing that aren't vidya and lifting because I never got to develop my own passions
Just self neglect
Sup /R9K/ met some people from here that were really fucked in the head, like. More than the rest of 4Chan except /pol/ what's the deal with this?
What's this place all about anyway?
>>28388556
Because your a spic
>>28388676
It's more than that anon...
Is it really just that?
>>28388556
There are a lot of mentally ill men in here. Men from every country (mostly US of course), all ages, and even females. Cynicals, autists, beta males, men who had issues in life or are just depressed.
/r9k/ is a little black hole in the internet
