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Is there any way to meet fellow NEETs/robots? I think a lot of us with social anxiety and, er, "non-traditional" interests and neurodiversity would enjoy meeting other people like us, but since most of us are hermits and shut-ins, I'm at a loss for how to go about meeting others like us. Last night I tried starting a meet-up thread here and the mods censored the thread and issued me a ban: meet-up threads are apparently banned outside of /soc/, even though I don't fucking want to meet anyone from /soc/. That means we can't connect through 4chan. Is there any way for us to connect outside of 4chan?
Most of us hate ourselves so I doubt we'd like similar losers
>>28393343
This picture is so intolerant of people who have made the life decision to eat fatty foods and live the large person lifestyle
>>28393362
Honestly, I'd much rather spend time with a smelly, poop-jugging, brony otherkin with assburgs and bipolar than an "average person" whose interests consist of sports, pop culture, and small talk.
you know what time it is boys
post comfy pictures, ill self-bump until someone contributes
bumperino kekeke
EXTREME TOKYOPOSTING
VVVVYYYYUUUUIIIOOOOO3oooooOO
>mfw Oreo crumbs found in my bellybutton
JUST
>when you eat biscuits in bed but lean over the side of the bed so you don't get crumbs on your bedsheet
>you still find crumbs in your bedsheet
I just found crumbs of fried chicken I had a few hours ago. Tasted breddy gud desu
>>28393321
>eat a snack in bed
>make sure to chew with mouth closed AND cover mouth with hand
>still get crumbs in bed
>as a kid, all the other kids got invited places
>they had friends
>they didn't have to make an effort, people just mingled together
>nobody invited you to anything, nobody asked you to hang out with them
>if you did try to befriend someone, they'd just not give a shit about you
>"oh, anon, those are just kids. they're like that! high school will be better - they're more mature!"
>it's not different
>"oh, anon, college people love quiet reserved people! you'll see!"
>it's not different
>"anon, when you work, people have to mingle with you! you're sure to make some buddies"
>it's not different
What the fuck makes me so unlikeable that nobody has ever taken a chance on me?
Thanks for giving me a glimpse of my dystopian future.
>>28393246
Is that really the situation though? I'd be surprised if you don't have a Facebook messenger app on your phone right now with a whole long list of conversations between you and other people. That's right isn't it you filthy liar
This is a world made for the natural extroverts anon,we just don't fit in it.Don't blame yourself.
Who /mischief/ here?
>in army
>find small village
>rape all their women
>blow it up
>claim it was a terrorist hideout
>in army
>know that the tax payers are pissed at huge military budget
>waste 50 billions and counting into a new plane that doesn't work
Help Pepe turned into a winter squash
Who here /POOPOOPEEPEE/?
so my dog got put down yesterday.. fairly sure he was the only thing I ever loved with all my heart. how do i deal with this because its really fucking difficult.
>>28393125
I'm sorry to hear that senpai, have you thought about getting another dog?
I've heard you can use some household items or chemistry or some shit to bring back your dog. Have you considered purchasing a revival kit?
Honor pupper's memory, beyond that there isn't much you can do. It sounds callous as hell but most people opt for a replacement, that's never sat quite right with me even though it's simultaneously the most logical, reasonable and sensible course of action.
Hey robots, one of the chads from my work offered to take me into town and try and get me laid on my birthday (19th), what do you think, should I take him up on it?
The most important thing is not to win but to take part. Go with him, anon.
>>28393108
You and chad will have fun.
Just be safe and use PLENTY of lube ;)
>>28393108
Well duh. What's the worst that can happen? Even if you don't get laid you will at least get some experience that will make it easier for you in the future.
How does it feel to hug a girl?
I wouldn't fucking know
If I did I wouldn't be here would i
One of the best things, it's like the feeling you get when you wake up and get to lay in your warm bed. You can feel her female body against yours and it feels amazing, long hugs feel especially nice.
>tfw I failed as a normie and became a robot
>tfw I will never experience it again
Pretty amazing desu, senpai. They're soft and warm, smell nice, and it feels amazing knowing someone is letting you hold them, especially a cute girl.
ITT: Questions that trigger you.
>Where are you from anon?
>tfw born in Malaysia being the Chinese minority, grew up in Papua New Guinea, can speak creole and English but not Mandarin. tfw I now live in New Zealand
Where are you from anon? Are you a chink?
>is your hair gray?
Yeah it fucking is. Can't you see? Why do normies ask about things that are apparent.
>>28393075
>What kind of music do you like?
Not everyone shares your hobbies, don't assume.
I HATE YOU R9K YOU RUINED MY LIFE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POST TRAPS ALL THE TIME I HATE YOU SO MUCH
>>28393013
>caring about trap posters
What did you expect
>>28393013
If you like traps now, you always secretly liked traps, you just didn't know it.
The environment doesn't make you gay. It's your brain genes.
>>28393044
i cant even right now...
>>28393013
lrn2filter chucklehead
I killed my landlord last night
>Live alone
>Extreme fear of burglars
>Always keep loaded gun next to me at night
>Wake up at 3:40am
>Hear some noise
>OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
>Full scale panic attack
>grab gun, march into bathroom
>Landlord is stood there
>Pump him full of bullets
>Call cops and EMS
>He is dead at the scene
The toilet was unflushed and full of piss, I know he had a key, but what the fuck was he doing in my apartment at 3:40am in my fucking toilet, without knocking or anything.
I'm just praying that self-defence is found at court. Do you think I will be fine?
>>28392964
Pics with timestamp or it didn't happen
>>28392982
The EMS took him away, he's not still there on the bathroom floor.
>>28393003
You went full Oscar Pistorious, have fun getting your asshole filled in prison anon
My neighbours dog won't stop barking, what the fuck do I do guys, it's driving me nuts
>>28392955
I have heard of many cases around here(crime is a problem) where the criminals simply throw poisoned food(usually meat) over the fence to take out the guard dogs.
Some other anon could help with what kind of poison, I have no clue. I hear chocolate/cocoa is poisonous to dogs.
>>28392955
Blast it into space.
Try asking your neighbors to make it stop?
>tfw mommy found the cum drawer
*mummy
Fucking Americans can't spell shit
>cum drawer
What the fuck
>>28392946
>daddy found the cum buttplug
>"Wake up sleepy head. Hey, come on, get out of bed! Have you seen the weather today? I'm cooking you breakfast right now, and after that I thought we could go for a long walk along the coast like you suggested. Yeah? Cool! Well hurry and take a shower and when you're out I'll have your breakfast ready in the kitchen!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jZysQwZ_-A ]
unsubscribed for hurting my feelers.
>"Gosh it's such a beautiful day Anon. Thanks for coming to the park with me. I know how much you hate the sun but at least we found a nice spot in the shade! Did you enjoy the picnic I made? Oh good, I spent all morning making it. If you're still hungry later you could come back to mine and I could, I mean I can cook us dinner if you'd like that?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goDd02TTxBA ]
>>28392942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw
>Jerk off
>cum
>remember I have a small wound on my hip
>apply cum on the wound
>it starts hurting
Don't apply cum on your wounds guys
You're an idiot.No surprise this comment isn't original
>>28392883
thanks dude, i'll not apply cum on wounds of people i don't dislike
>>28392883
most helpful OP in a long time
