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Is it possible for a white guy to cuck a nigger?
Bigger dick or better looks.
The woman has to be more about herself.
So yes.
>>28397744
Bump for interestoriginal familia
Why not just deport all niggers instead?
>Kind of cute girl from school. 5/10. Great body, nice face, but testosterone issues, and then not taking great care of herself bring her down a solid three points.
>Super nerdy, into a lot of pop culture-y stuff I like, lots of the same cartoons and anime and what not.
>Stalked her internet life, she's a tumblrite, lots of really cringe-tier shit and has an account on deviantart.
>Had a crush on her since my first semester at college, but found out she had a boyfriend and gave up the pursuit.
>They end up downgrading their relationship to "open" tier. Seems weird, but I've got nothing to lose, ask her to the movies.
>Get turned down -- it's like 10 PM and I'm like "let's go RIGHT NOW?" and she had class in the morning. Try again the literal next day.
>She accepts. Go get car cleaned, go buy tickets in advance so there's no awkward scuffle over who's paying, pick her up.
>We drive there. I'm not really super talkative, the ride is a little quiet. We go into the theater and sit down, I have no idea if this is a date.
>She kind of has her hands to herself the entire movie. Movie is mostly unfunny, but force a couple chuckles at decent parts to try to have some semblance of a mood.
>Movie's over, she liked it, to be honest I thought it could have used more singing and dancing. It's the freakin' jungle book.
>Take her home -- she says she had a really nice time. She kind of looks at me for a moment like she's expecting something before she gets out.
>Drive home practically hitting self. "Should have walked her to the fucking door, fuck." "Do people do that? That's what she was expecting, right?" "Fuck"
>Next morning. She asks how much she owes me for the tickets. Fuck fuck fuck man I guess it really was platonic.
>Give some spiel about how the accompaniment was worth the price of the ticket.
>She asks me if it was a date.
>I don't even respond.
>She quickly follows up saying that it's okay if it was.
Continued, but this story doesn't go anywhere that interesting.
>>28397660
I'm intrigued senpai, tell me more.
>Fast forward, we've started getting a little cuddly in the commons area at school.
>Her birthday comes up, end up blowing like $150 on some stupid over the top present for someone I'd been seeing for like a week.
>She loves it.
>Literally have my first kiss, I'm terrible.
>Hear she broke up with her boyfriend.
>We netflix and chill.
>The sexual nature of the show kind of gets us going a little.
>We go up to my room. My first touch of boob, the first time feeling the poon, and she asks THE QUESTION. "Do you have a condom?"
>Scurry over to closet and pull out magnum XL condom. Totally fucking unnecessary but a size chart told me to get them once because of my girth, they seem to fit.
>Uh, give me a minute, I kind of need to get it up first.
>Completely flaccid. Jesus Christ not now. This has fucking never happened.
>She asks if I want her to go down on it. I can feel that it's not going anywhere, she would be sucking on limp dick, tell her no.
>Fast forward to good cuddling and mutual agreement that it was probably too fast anyway. She seems to understand that this shit happens.
>Fast forward two days, read up on it and seems kind of normal for guys, psyche self up for a second try and read into some techniques for getting there.
>It's literally the last day I have to be at school for the entire semester. Start class, text her asking why she seemed a little off when I saw her earlier that day.
>She said it was nothing. I pressed. I was basically instigating it at that point -- she said she wanted me to be open to the idea of our relationship ending soon.
>Says she'll explain when we can talk in person.
>Leave class immediately, go find her, walk out and talk. She kind of hints around that it was both the dick thing and the fact that I was moving a little bit further out into the state and she didn't want to do long distance. Take it really well at face, although I can't even begin to comprehend, it really felt like she liked me.
Cont.
>She messages me again on Facebook. Tries to make sure I'm okay or something. I'm a little less collected than I was in person, get a little mad.
>She says something about how we were going too fast. I quippingly responded "When I'm driving on the highway and I see that I'm going too fast, I /slow down/. I don't swerve into oncoming traffic."
>At some point in that conversation, the wheels kind of turned. My sadness turned to resentment, and her apologetics turned to... regret?
>She starts to feel like she fucked up.
>She asks if I want to try again. But I still don't know why the fuck she broke up with me in the first place. How can I try again if this she's just going to get bored again?
>Say something like that.
>She starts actually pleading. I don't even respond, I don't know what I'd say.
>Messages start piling up, she's like begging.
>Don't want to re-involve myself at that point, but I don't want her to be sad either.
>Ask if she wants to talk in person. She does, drive up there. We go sit on the steps to some pool in her neighborhood that's under construction. Spiders and gravel and dirt everywhere, a pretty nice place to talk.
>I'm not any more talkative than I was over Facebook. She just keeps asking. And we sit there in silence. And I start to make small talk because I don't want to give her an answer.
>And I end up telling my entire life story to her. Literally.
>And she finally asks again. And I'm still not saying anything. She says she got cold, so she invites me back to her place.
>She invites me upstairs. It's a huge mess.
>We get on her bed and start talking. I was worried she was going to try to seduce me out of some act of desperation but she starts crying.
>She starts talking about how paranoid she gets, how much of a fuck up she is, etc.
>I really don't want her to be this sad. I don't want anyone to be this sad.
>Hold her for a long time. We start cuddling. Even a little bit of touching for some reason, but we don't kiss.
Cont.
I just thought I should tell you R9K and most of 4chan in general is a trap created by ugly anons with no life and pushed by a couple of Chads to keep you the fuck away from my biiiggg oll tittied gf and her big assed friends.
Kill yourselves please
Never forget all girls are whores and you are just wasting your time trying to find the companionship you crave just play video games and browse 4chan
Also fuck you.
May the BRAAAAAAAP be with you
>>28397665
Kill yourself you Autist
Can you imagine texting someone (I know you don't text people) that or any form of Austism like that? Can you imagine saying that in real life?
Women are scum who only want validation and only pathetic betas would even talk to them
Women don't even enjoy sex they just use it as a tool for power
I have a fetish for women having things written on them, does this fetish have a name?
please i need to know
>>28397586
tattoos retard
>>28397586
white trash or skanks
Trump will lose
He hasn't even started on her. She will be stumped by November.
>>28397579
Don't worry, Trump will scorch her during debates.
I can't wait, I'm going to gloat on /pol/ for weeks
what's /r9k/s opinion on the hodgetwins?
I think this could help many people on here
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xv_EoziN74
losers who are like 40 and think they are natural.
>>28397558
i think they are cool and nice to listen too. I like their food eating videos mostly.
eh
>they dont like shy guys
Yeah, that's why i've seen countless shy chads have woman all over them just because he looks good.
Why haven't you MGTOW'd yet?
>>28397551
>implying women would even notice
>>28397775
>implying MGTOW give a shit about whether women notice
Why haven't I Magic the gathering yet???
>Have friends
>Have social life
>Keep myself well groomed and hygienic
>Wear nice clothes
>Girls compliment me on my dress sense, my facial hair, say I smell nice
>I meet new girls all the time
>Still a 100% kissless virgin
Is it time for me to call it quits yet, anons?
Look up how to hit on girls. You seem to be advanced enough on life to get laid by just trying.
Do you have a beta face?
You need to just go with the flow. It will happen for you too, eventually.
Just found a mulatto chick on Tinder guys
Gimme your black twitter memes she loves that shit
>>28397560
U mad fuckboi?
>>28397560
Global rule 7.
>>28397517
Daily reminder that all mulatto women are mentally ill.
Go full black or full white.
ok guys... i have an Amazing idea for a movie.. Its about a family who goes to an orphanage & they adopt a mouse that can talk and what not.. he befriends the youngest child of the family, but the antagonist, "family cat" is always at the wayside.... whatya think?
Fucking furry. Gtfo.
nice, mouse could be named pete and cat could be named pat and you could call it pat & pete (they fuck at the end)
how many billions we gona make with this.. how do we get it produced
why do women hate and discriminate againsts fags for sucking dicks, then turn around and expect respect when that's 99% of what they do
women dont discriminate against fags, they get men to do it for them
as for why they hate fags I think the reason is obvious
>>28397501
I'm not sure where your basis of their discrimination is coming from.
>>28397501
>>28397512
>>28397513
shit bait gtfo
orig
I bought this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and I've been fucking it for a couple of weeks my mom found it what do I do she's talking on the phone and crying I'm 28 years old
post pic of doll
oh sweet is that one of those that wets her diaper?
hot as fuck bro
I have screenshotted this thread before
>when you go out for a walk and see not one but two huskies!I cuddled them both.
i have a husky down stairs. he's a dumbass
>>28397290
Cuddle him for me anon.
ps take pics desu
>>28397276
Good for you huskyfag. Have a nice day.
Im bored and Overwatch is shit
Im more bored and I agree
>playing a blizzard fps game
you just went full retard
>>28397261
its sad how they managed to make it so casual and shit, disappointed as fuck
ITT: Things normies say
>it's dat boi
>I'm done
>k
>>28397209
>image.jpg
Hello normie
> "I just want to be happy"
Along with any phrase on a t-shirt. "Life's a garden, dig it!", etc.
o shit waddup! Senpai
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