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Who else here /ballbusting/ ?
Why is it so hard to get kicked in the balls by a girl ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPrszfSoqag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMTZiBoGMLA
http://www.myselfdefensetraining.com/how-to-kick-a-guy-in-the-nuts/
>>28394171
That second video!
>Domestic Engineer
>(in other words a "stay-at-home" parent
TOP FUCKING KEK!!! :D
>>28394566
She's definitely living off her ex's money. Even after she kicked him in the balls he still has to pay her kek.
>tfw it's not you
>>28394171
>Why is it so hard to get kicked in the balls by a girl ?
aren't you self aware of your own fetish?
I hate you guys. You're all so mean. Fucking jerks.
>>28394144
What's wrong, roastie?
Did Chad pump'n'dump your saggy ass?
Did you lose yet another orbiter?
Or perhaps a 6.5/10 male tried talking to you?
>>28394658
Be my bf Originally
>>28394694
I'll be your original bf
oregeno commento
>Accidentally make a thread on the wrong board
>"Error: You cannot delete this post"
>get banned for a week
What reason were you last banned for /r9k/..?
The only board like that is /pol/. I know that feel anon.
Got banned once back at the time for being underage.
Oddly enough and probably due non static ip once day when I tried to post something, I was displayed the ban for a post that I didn't even write. I recall it was something particularly weird, can't recall exactly what, the only idea I have now furry shit but it seems to simple to my surprise back then. It was also on one of the slower boards I believe.
>>28394109
I have a dynamic IP so I get other people's bans occasionally. Of the bans that weren't mine were posting scat porn on blue boards, requesting/sharing CP, and inciting a raid.
The actual bans that I've gotten include posting Anime Adolf Hitler porn on /v/ my first ban actually, encouraging a femanon to share nudes on /co/ which derailed the entire fucking thread, and lastly starting an infitinechan(I can't even post eight can) thread on /b/ which is apparently a banned topic like gamergate?
I'm not really sure why other chans are banned dicussions but whatever. I've always took my legit bans like a proper bot.
>ran out of my antidepressants
>can't be fucked going back to my GP for more
>been on them a year and a half
When do the withdrawals get their worst? They haven't started yet
>>28393987
welcome to bad times my friend, hope you don't have a job to hold down
>he fell for the antidepressants meme
enjoy your manboobs
>>28393987
What antidepressants did you take?
You might have trouble eating, sleeping, lose all energy, and kill yourself
Enjoy your weekend
I just want a nice wife who actually enjoys my company. I don't want friends even though I have none. I don't want anything else.
What do you consider wife material?
You want too much. You can't even have that anymore.
a loving wife, just like a home fit for a family, and a debt-free youth are just some of the things the boomer-Jew complex have made it impossible to have.
there are more, but that isn't the point of this thread.
having friends should be considered a luxury, OP. we are all atomized, have no sense of camaraderie and especially for us - we are locked into a subculture that has alienated us from anyone who might be willing to see beyond our autism.
basically we are fucked. welcome to the black pill.
>tfw masturbated 5 times in a row
>tfw dick hurts
I'm not even that horny. There's just so little to do around here.
What's that thing in pic related? The jersey devil?
>>28393831
No. The Jersey Devil looks more like a bat goat thing.
>>28393775
Learn a programming language instead,it is usefull,funny and will keep you busy
Wakey wakey, wagie. You only have two days of freedom. Better get up and enjoy it before Monday gets here.
Tick tock.
>>28393723
Thisis me celebrating this extraordinarily fine day: https://a.pomf.cat/cmvzkb.webm.
>>28393723
HA! I just finished a 10 hour shift and I work on the weekends! I don't have a holiday till Wednesday! HAHAHAHA
Thank you for making these threads, you are a true inspiration and hero to your fellow NEETs.
Could you rate this girl
Btw she's 14
Weird expression but 7/10. Would date.
>>28393693
How old would you be perchance?
>>28393750
19, but I live in a muslim country so it's legal.
>accidentally killed my wife's dog last night
>>28393654
If it was a cat I wouldn't care but dogs are pretty cool, you should kill yourself for killing such a magnificent, noble creature.
i seriously killed my cousins hamster
>be me
>be at cousins house pet sitting
>go into her room to play with hamster
>have hamster in hands, the dog opens the door and jjumps at hamster
>i react my squeezing the hamster tightly
>then drop it 4ft in the air
>dog takes a nip at it
>i catch it and put it back in cage and pretend nothing happened
it died 2 days later
>>28393654
That dog would have probably died for you, anon, and you killed the poor thing. Dogs are just a part of your life, but to them you are their entire life.
"Vely good massage I like it"
What did he mean by this ?
why is her head so small in proportion to her body?
>>28394016
Why would she need more space? Women don't even have big brains.
>>28393552
Where is the source of this
Virgin here.
Does sex even feel good?
A lot of it just seems fake to me.
Seems like a lot of work too.
I can't believe that it would ever be more comfy than jacking comfortably on my back in bed.
>>28393527
Yeah. It kind of feels like milky bags of sandy coins.
>>28393527
Considering normies basically live for it, yeah I'd guess it does
>>28393527
porn is fake as shit, but like with any other kind of fiction you allow some inaccuracies.
nice comfy spooning with a girl you love is the best, sometimes you want to smash her pussy and thats great too.
Why don't we mass suicide to get back at the normies?
That's not a bad idea. Not bad at all.
>mass suicide
>bunch of "who and why should we care?" "suicide is cowards way out" etc.
>they go back to their normie lifestyle 5 seconds later
Top idea
Ahaha!! Jokes on them, they gotta clean up afterwards!
Hello /r9k/. I know a Chad dude in my class who I've worked with on some group projects who has taken a liking to me over the past year. He asked me to get some food with him yesterday and he started (politely) criticizing the way I dress and act and my haircut and several other things. He says he feels bad for me because nogf and nofriends and he says that he sees potential in me. He wants to take me to a hairdresser and then he wants to take me to a clothing shop and he wants me to start working out with him.
I'm an autist with no fashion or social skills and, while I think his plan will fail, It might be interesting to see if such a transformation is possible. Shall I accept his advice? It might be interesting to see how this evolves. I could post on /r9k/ once every two weeks or whenever he feels that I've gotten to a milestone. Maybe it's possible to reverse the effects of roboticism, or maybe we can't change our nature.
Did it look like (pic related)?
yes obviously
it's been said time and again that Chads are actually genuinely nice people
take any help you can get you jewfro mong
>>28393428
You should. What have you to lose?
Especially with a dog?
definitely not, faggot
>>28393422
>Especially with a dog?
Naw you've solidified yourself as one of us
>>28393438
>>28393453
Damn it, I thought I'd be Chad if I did that.
It all seems so futile.
>>28393389
I'm giving myself til 35 and evaluate how things are. Gonna go out by sucking a car exh.
>>28393413
Yeah. If you can't turn it around by 30, I think all hope is gone. I've been getting edema and I can't even bother to do the slightest bit of exercise to stop my feet from turning into lifeless sacks. I just want to play video games and jack off.
nearly everyday for the past year or so
i'm just so dissociated now, i find it hard to even form sentences
