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We had a rap thread for a little bit yesterday, it was fun so let's have another one.
Ain't nothin but a 'bot thang baby
Tendie-eatin NEETS so we're crazy
eatin tendies on the crackside
in a 90s era jap ride
animoo on my lappy
while i smack my bitches backside
talking bout pee bottles, bitch I got plenty
Never going vegan cause I love my chicken tendies
My waifu's in 2d, and yeah she's imaginary
I'm the last guy you want as a rap battle adversary
yes nigga i am a neet
im fuckin yo bitch till i skeet
brand new jordans on my feet
get out the kitchen you cant take the heat
im fuckin these bitches off backpage
you r9k rappers is mad lame
im strapped with 2 pistols like Max Payne
i pull up, get some dubs then skirt off in the fast lane
Anyone got any premium porn site accounts? Help a faggot out.
>Bangbros
>Brazzers
>Naughtyamerica
>Mofos
>Realitykings
>Babes
>Twistys
>Nubile
>Digitalplayground
Yea I got a few
>>28398300
All those, but not pornhub baka
>>28398246
Google brazzers premium porn pass 2016 or someghing they'll be a page and you can just try until you get on if you're that desperate
>21 degrees C
>>28398222
>celciuscuck
26 degrees C here
>>28398222
what the fuck you stupid white pussies i live in an eternal 30 celsius with max humidity
Hello robots. Recently on here, someone claimed that admission of virginity, or something functionally equivalent (no gf, ever) is a red flag for joining the United States military. Specifically, that they may decline to sign you up based on failing the psychometric of no gf, ever. Perhaps the military is concerned about new recruits turning Private Pyle, or similar.
This has no personal impact on me, but it occurred to me that I honestly can't tell whether the idea is true or not. Am I being rused? Anyone ever hear of this?
>>28398156
>USPS crate
Does she work there or something? I thought that was like for work purpose only
>>28398167
she gets a lot of male from betas
>>28398167
If you get a shit ton of stuff in a PO box, they give you the box to take your shit home, cause they don't want it.
Post your rees, tendies and your hatred for chads here. Let it all out.
>>28398025
I FUCKING HATE CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kMpETdRLiw
>>28398025
>>28398039
Let's pay Chad a visit.
Later, we can get some tendies.
Whos been your favourite fap as of late /r9k/?
>pic related its chesquin
Thought you said "trap" and my heart skipped a beat
Anri Okita desu
I've been fapping to 2d fuccbois having sex exclusively for like the past week now
I'm still straight though
>>28398062
were you preparing a long paragraph for me anon?
also does anyone know any other girls like chesquin or princessdust? the trashy goth/emo looking grills?
One day you are reading under a banana tree. You notice there is a very big human-sized banana growing on that tree but you think little of it.
The, suddenly, the big banana splits open and a banana man tumbles out. He is exactly like a normal human man except he is made entirely out of banana mush.
You hang out for a few days and find that he is naturally curious, has a gentle nature and is very intelligent, if a bit somber, with a strong philosophical bent. He acquires a firm grasp of the english language after just a few hours of talking to you, though his speaking mannerisms are still somewhat strange.
You become fast friends, genuine friends. He evenfalls in love with youbut never tells you.
One day, out of the blue, he bursts into sugary tears. He says he can't bear living anymore, and he asks you, his only friend in the whole world, to eat him before he decays and rots in a few days as opened bananas tend to.
Do you do it? He is quite delicious, and if you managed to preserve his sticky sweet body you could feed yourself for days. Also he is rich in potassium.
>>28398006
When he is starts to decay and being all dark, is it hurt him?
>>28398058
In an existential sense, yes. His bodily and cognitive functions begin to decline rapidly and he slowly descends into a state akin to human dementia. He does not feel physical pain, though. He only feels his body slowly fail him.
I don't know if I could eat a friend, even if he asked me to.
If I were starving in the wilderness and he died and I had no choice but to resort to cannibalism then okay, it'll happen. But I can't just eat a guy, bananaman or no.
I could promise to personally bury him. Perhaps bury him at the foot of thenot-a-treehe was born from.
>tfw twink
who else here /twink/
is fetal alcohol syndrome supposed to be sexy now?
>tfw twink body but not a twink face
Jdimsa
hi yes! thats me!
How much longer until /r9k/ is as ruined as /b/?
>normies sharing tinder pics and talking about their friends
>retarded politics threads that are lower than youtube comments
>shitty thread thats been posted a million timea
>edgy fake stories
>"huhhh if you dont do x no womin evt fuk u lel xddddd"
>unironic autism that often gets validated and encouraged too
I just want a place for lonely beta men to talk feels and shitpost, but this isnt it anymore.
/r9k/ is as ruined as /b/
I have to scroll through about 2 pages before I find a thread that is actually robot-tier. Just branch out to other boards, anon. I know it sucks, but there's no point in complaining about how shit this board has become.
>inb4 this board was always shit
wizardchan. normies get banned on sight. bonus: they have a bunch of bullshit unwritten rules about not bragposting and similar things, so you might end up getting banned yourself even if you're a pathetic basement dweller like them.
>>28398193
Is there any way to change the layout? The brightness burns my eyes
>tfw my girlfriend told me she masturbates about me.
>>28397926
I wish a girl masturbated thinking of me
But that's impossible because
1. I'm unattractive
2. women don't masturbate often if not at all
>>28398078
Girls don't masturbate
>>28398078
same but vice versa
I just want to kill them all.
You're never going to do it anyways.
But you can't you Chad fuck get rekt by the mighty Manlet menagerie!
Fuck Chad. His brain is deficient. He goes apeshit at the slightest notion of any competition over his hundreds of girls fucking man whore faggot
Tonight I have the chance to slay a 3/10 grill
Should I do it?
Yes and then decapitate her afterwards.
Ugly women are wastes of oxygen tbqh.
>>28397842
If you're a virgin (and I'm assuming you are) then sure. You need a practice run in case you ever woo a qt
>>28397851
Although you are trolling, alot of newfriends might think I literally mean slay
slay = codeword to fuck
Also
>implying all women aren't a waste of oxygen
>tfw crippling Social Anxiety Disorder
>tfw walk manually at all times
>tfw whenever I talk to people my voice squeaks and I can't maintain eye contact
>tfw always feel like I'm trespassing whenever I'm outside, no matter where I am
>tfw can't BEE MYSELF ever
>tfw it takes me a week to build up the courage to send a simple email
>tfw actually objectively ugly so my insecurities are justified
>tfw benzos only help a little
>tfw no friends at all
>tfw can't even talk to my mom
>tfw can't even watch a fucking movie because all I can think about is how the actors look better and have more fulfilling lives than me
>tfw the very thought of being in a room with people sends my heart racing
>tfw I worry that people are judging the way my shadow looks whenever I'm outside so I always try to walk in the shade
>tfw couldn't even finish college and I feel like a huge loser
>tfw tired all the time
>tfw lonely all the time
>tfw I feel anxious even in my dreams so there is literally no escape
>tfw want to kill myself but I'm worried about what my body will look like when people find me, as well as what they'll think of me
I can't do this anymore.
Why are you tired though? Doesn't seem to relate to all of the other greenfacts at all.
>>28397922
Not OP, but anxiety actually can cause physical exhaustion because you're body is constantly going through 'fight-or-flight' responses.
>>28397837
Sounds like that crippling social anxiety disorder of yours may actually be crippling autism.
I'm so sorry for your suffering OP...
>Meet some girl from another board
>She's underage
>Didn't know until she linked me a vocaroo of her voice
>stop replying
>sends me 3 emails
should i reply out of courtesy or keep ignoring?
It's more than likely a honeypot.
>>28397838
I never asked for nudes, just that i wanted a female friend. I also told her i will cease talking since she is underage and wont provide proof with a picture.
>>28397847
I'd advise you to be really careful and not sexual in any way or form.
>it's a mean spirited (You)
>it's a sarcastic agreement
>>28397811
I love you, and your dubs.
i don't understand the hostile nature people have, like they just post to insult you for no reason
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