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HOLY SHIT ALIEN CAME OUT IN 1979? I THOUGHT IT CAME OUT IN 1992
>>28403775
Alien 3 came out in 1992
>>28403813
well fuck
This changes things
what the
BUMP+1
confess your sins so we can point and laugh.
I spend a lot of my free time calling random people up on my cell and making gruesome death threats.
I fapped to futa on shota
>>28403758
When I was in high school I stole a cheerleader's uniform that she left visible in her bag. I jerked off with the area her pussy would be around my mouth so all I could smell was her sweat, I came into the other end where her neck and boobs would be. I did this the entire day I had it, then turned it into the lost and found. The girl retrieved it, held it up to her face in class and rubbed it all over her talking about how "dirty" it looked. She had practice that day so I assume she wore it covered in my cum, though I don't know for sure.
Who here
/toobetatodefendthemselves/
>got mugged and beat up by cokehead neighbor
>dont hit him back or do anything
>went to a bar to watch the Superbowl with my brother
>drinking and made a joke about how most rapes are just women who are whores or they just regretted it
>get punched in the eye by some chicks boyfriend
>just walk out and go home
>get slapped by an escort for telling her her family doesn't love her
>don't hit her back or say anything else as she left
I wish I wasn't so afraid to fight and i was strong enough to actually hurt someone if i punched them
>>28403730
Maybe you shouldn't say stupid shit, Anon.
>>28403730
the only way to improve yourself would be suicide
>>28403730
>drinking and made a joke about how most rapes are just women who are whores or they just regretted it
You have to be retarded. How can you say something like that IN A CROWDED BAR and expect nothing to go wrong? Also
>got mugged and beat up by cokehead neighbor
>dont hit him back or do anything
Why didn't you call the cops? Obviously you live in the US because of the Superbowl comment so that was an option. Let me guess, your s-s-social a-anxiety was stopping you from calling 911?
![bf_missing-front-teeth-direct-replacement[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tbN2JUr.jpg "bf missing-front-teeth-direct-replacement[1]")
I'm so fucking paranoid about my front 4 teeth. They stick out like fuck and push my upper lip out, giving me a terrible case of babyface. I don't want to get braces because FUCK that. I am so goddamn tempted to knock them out and just get them replaced at the dentist. I know objectively that this is a terrible idea but I can't put into words why. What do, /r9k/?
>>28403728
what's worse, braces or babyface
>>28403812
If I got braces, I'd have fucking both. I'd genuinely look 12, at 20 years of age.
>>28403828
Yeah for a year. Otherwise you'll have a babyface for the rest of your life.
There are some new methods which can correct the teeth alignment in just a month or two but that only works in certain cases.
Anyone else hate this guy?
His shit gets posted all over the web and everybody praises him for his oh-so-typical "DO WHAT YOU WANT" and "STOP PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE" bullshit.
Normies just fucking eat that shit up and they think it's inspiring to hear some guy tell them what they already know.
>>28403631
Common sense - normies can't get enough of it.
I have never heard or seen this guy before in my life.
See, you'd rather be on tha phone instead of talkin' to yo momma... That's drama... And I'd fuck a llama... Inspiring.
cancer is growing inside your mommy right now
>>28403480
It's also growing inside this thread.
Kys you virgin.
>>28403480
Cancer is growing inside of me right nowOnly 1 more year to live
>>28403950
>implying those predictions are ever accurate
>You're lucky, anon. You get a whole bed to yourself while mom and I have to share ;)
>>28403382
>get a whole bed to myself
sweet
>>28403382
I don't get this will someone please explain?
>>28404512
Ur brother fucks your momma
Ok I'm getting existential right now.
I was looking into some alien conspiracy theories when I came across a montage that showed the scale of the universe. It showed the red giants and stuff which is already unbelievable and then the andromeda galaxy or whatever and went onto the virgo supercluster. This is mind blowing. The size of the universe is destroying my mind.
And I'm so pissed about it.
The feel that we'll never know about all the mysteries the universe has to offer, the feel that we'll never know of all the superclusters, and dimensions and whatnot and the feel that the earth will get absorbed by the sun in a billion years, and all that the human kind has ever achieved will be gone.
I wish you'd become a ghost after you die, so you can fly around everywhere and look what else is there. Can someone please tell me they got destroyed by these thoughts at some point as well?
I find it all sort of comforting, but the desire to know is strong in humans, OP.
I mean, humans designed and built a machine that fucking detected gravitational waves. Do you have any idea what a fucking accomplishment that is?
What really burns my ass is that I'm too fucking dumb to study this stuff academically.
I feel you 100% my dude
my one ultimate dream is to become a free flying spirit after I die, so I can wonder around the universe and simply collect knowledge until it snuffs out
I have this weird probably autistic fantasy about becoming some sort of inter dimensional keeper of knowledge, where I would sit down for all eternity and index every single piece of information about every single universe
but of course, it'll never happen
>>28403372
>>28403458
>>28403486
Stop making these threads please anons
How would you cope?
suicide
finding another halfman qt and living together 5ever
sleeping, reading and writing all day, general escapismI wonder how he poops... it must be involuntary because he has no sphincter. Heck, does he even have a full set of organs? Spooky stuff.
>>28403408
>I wonder how he poops
the bag on the right
Alcohol. Lots and lots and lots of alcohol.
>tfw you understand why women were oppressed for so long
>>28403356
but normies don't and never will
>>28403356
My english is bad she want to give him the money ?
I would ask for a good chunk of that money, and then count myself lucky. 1.5m is enough for life.
>ANON-KUN HERP HERP! niggeru is taken me and he gonna put his chinko in my manko HERP!
What do you do in this situation?
>>28403332
Call DAT boi
I go to the airport and fly back home, away from that shithole full of chinks squatting in the sand.
>my facial muscle contractions when this thread
G-GUYS I FOUND US A REPLACEMENT /r9k/
Just for the robots, guys. It's kind of in development though, and uh, you gotta be open to memes and stuff, but hey no normies..oh and it's also, uh, kind of slow
>>28403238
Well? Spit it out faggot
I already know about wizardchan
please release me from this hell
whats the site OP?
Why do people claiming to be "Robots" call you an emo fag or something similar if your hair looks like pic related, especially when it naturally goes like that
True robots dont give a shit about haircuts or cliques yet every single one of them does what I said
your hair falls how it does and grows how it does, robots shouldnt bother cutting their hair and the length shows people they dont care about looking good
Hair doesn't fall like that naturallyDon't worry though it makes guy look like qts
hair is a meme
>>28403189
I'm not a robot at all or an emo for that matter and I wouldn't give two shits about what you do with your hair senpai.
>May 7th, 2016
Please make it stop, New Years feels like it was a week ago, even 2014 feels like it wasn't even a month ago.
Fucking make it stop.
>>28403153
Stop making these threads anon I'm stressing out
>2010 was 72 years ago
>>28403153
>20 next month
>still a friendless kissless handholdless virgin
Where did it all go wrong?
>be me
>be a virgin, kissless one too
>I'm not an ugly guy, I'm like a decent looking guy that somedays you would look at and be like ''hey, he's kind of hot''
>be super timid and drop the spaghetti every time I talk to a girl
>go to a big anime convention
>meet a qt(not 3.14 but pretty cute) cosplaying a character that I like
>get the courage to walk up to her
>give her a light tap on the arm
>''Hey, your that character! awesome cosplay, you look pretty good!
>f-fuck I'm getting sweaty here comes spaghetti
>''Ok anon calm and collected''
>She thanks me
>''Thanks anon!'' *smiles*
>Oh fuck, shes cute
>''May I take a photo with you?
>Sure!
>''Oh shit, I've never done this before''
>She poses, resting her back on my arm
>(''ok anon please dont fuck this up with a shitty akward tension relief joke or some shit'')
>See the photo
>It doesnt show up
>shit.jpeg
>my smartphone is fucked up and the memory card is too, so that could be the cause
>''Hey, think I could take some more pictures with you? the photos dont seem to be appearing.
>''Of course!'' she says
>Take 3 more pictures
>>28403118
Cont.
>Thank her, we talk for like 10 secs afterwards
>I say ''thank you'' and then I walk away
>why did I walk away?
>Notice she is lonely at the con, no one seemed to be with her
>was sad, thought the photos didnt actually load and I was just going to get a sad memory and regret
>mfw(surprised) the photos show up
>notice her big smile diminishing with each photo
>notice that my own smile was also fading away with each photo
>Me getting anxious caused that
>she probably got tired by the 3rd photo
>spend the rest of the day asking myself why was I such a little shit
>tfw no gf
>tfw I will never see here again
Tomorrow is the last day, maybe I'll see her again guys, but I wont have the courage to talk to her.
I'm fucking sad.
>>28403128
Just do it. Ask her if she's alone and maybe you guys can group up
>>28403400
You think so? I dont even know if she goes tomorrow and if she does, I'm still going with 2 more guys.
How should I go about it?
