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>tfw have no fucking idea what popular culture is like anymore
I haven't heard a new pop song in 3 years
popular music is currently electronic dance music with nigger vocals and gun shots spliced in.
>>28405385
music is autotune vocals, don't matter what genre. songs about the singers real experiences are a thing of the past, it's all fictional or written by someone else.
tv has some alright stuff here and there
movies are just remakes of remakes and sequels of reboots, upwards of 75% of all of them is all CGI images and green screens replacing everything, its always the same actors pretty much playing the same role.
what else is considered popular culture, the internet. lack of content, excessive advertisements, everything you do is recorded and analyzed, everyone hates you, and websites having paywalls that block you if you dont buy a subscription
youtube channels videos are a few minute long advertisement to sell a product
honestly its the same shit as ever except its more expensive and intrusive
all i hear on the radio is
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
or
SOON I WILL BE SIXTY YEARS OLD
or
I KNOW WHEN DAT HOTLINE BLING
its all autotuned nigga shit. I hate the pop music stations.
Movies are always superhero cape shit with the same old plots they have always had
I have a hard time finding ways to entertain myself but occasionally find a good band or show, you really have to look fucking hard though.
My mom just threatened to kill me if I slammed the door to my room ever again (which is the first time I did it in ages and I was mad) and my only friend is too busy playing Overwatch to give me advice on what to do.
So yeah, not quite a good day. How was your Saturday, robots?
>>28405378
call child protection services
>>28405378
Slam the door again and let her kill you. It's better than living.
>>28405378
slam the door again and see what happens
>parents found the punching and stabbing wall
>>28405374
use parents as wall instead.
>>28405374
Use wall as parents
>mom found my paint-huffing sock
Im in a wheelchair. R9k is my second home by now.
Got to school like a normal fag, but at the age 16 the bullying was too much for me, i couldn't even punch them, or fuck them up with pranks. I couldn't do shit, all these soul dead chads let their hatred for them selves out on me.
Just because nature decided that my legs should be fucked up for ever.
Well, i lived the neet life.
I am 21 now, i couldn't even really understand or write in english at the time that i got out of HS ( Im from germany)
I know my english is not the best, i learned it from TV shows with subtitles.
As you can imagine, i fucking hate humans by now.
Some social workers offered me retard jobs, where i should work with downies and other mentally retarded people.
They literaly put you along with those kind of people, even if you are blind, or can't walk like me, they all put you in the same box.
I obviously didn't want that.
Is there any way to make money from sitting on my numb ass at home?
I thought about writing books, but there are so many people like me that did this, i don't think it would be anything new or fresh.
Maybe i could come up with some spiritual bullshit or fantasy shit, but im just too dumb for this, didn't really try tho.
I ran a wow private server for a time, had alot of fun, just did it as a hobby.
But after that i got so depressed that i just watched tv shows all day.
I was too depressed to even go play a fucking game.
I literally just sat there, for 3 years, googling, reading, and watching tv shows.
I also wanted to open up a website or YT channel, to teach people about my suffering, but i think that's just weird, they would laugh at me like everyone else.
Is there anyway to support myself when my family dies?
I don't want to end up in an asylum for retards for the rest of my life.
God damn, how i fucking hate everything.
ya.
neetbux and
learn how to make a website and make a porn website.
they bring in the CASH MONEY RULES THESE STREETS
>>28405322
i think it would be best if you just picked something and persevered. normies are obviously unable to do this because their free time is taken up by meaningless bullshit but if you just dedicated yourself to something you have the slightest amount of interest in, you could eventually produce something worthwhile. If you tried to write a book now, for example, it mgiht not be great but with hard work, you could eventually write a good book. Just because you might not get it right the first time, does not mean you should never try. In fact, that should be the exact reason for you to try!
Your English is very good, by the way!
>>28405358
got any good beginners guide on how to start creating a website? I know i could google it but..
Ny neighbor's cunt dog is highly protective and barks every fucking time I go outside, even if I'm fucking on my own yard.
It's annoying as shit and the owners encourage this behavior so the dog can protect their shitty children.
How can I intimidate the dog so that they stop fucking yapping everytime I'm outside?
play a loud recording of wolves or coyotes howling
Just poison a piece of meat and throw it in their yard.
>>28405355
I don't want to hurt them, just to shut the fuck up
>ask something to a stranger
>he answers
>turn the back to him, say "thank you/bye" while walking away from him
How autistic am I?
>say "thank you/bye"
irreparable autism. just kill yourself now to avoid the hell that will be the rest of your life.
not autistic, just a sociopath. sorry
>>28405500
But I say it while facing the opposite direction, you moron.
Could you last an entire year?
>>28405187
I've lasted my entire life
>>28405201
lol ok, but it still counts even if you used a condom.
>>28405187
What's 'outsex' and how does it differ from insex?
So despondent. About everything.
>>28405185
everything i try goes totally wrong
Now w-w-watch me whip
>>28405283
Get that normie Shit out of here
>tfw total autist
>start playing the guitar
>i havent got friends so its all i do
>practise 7hs/day
>get really good
>i dont know any other musician
>everyone is in a band except me
>feel like i wasted all this time because im here playing alone and drinking
Has this happened to anyone? i know some of you robots are pretty good at music
I'm shit at guitar desu. You wanna post a vocaroo of you playing?
In the same position, except the total autist part, and I play the drums
thinking about getting real good, then starting with an another instrument, maybe even learning to sing. Ill just keep doing what Im doing, maybe someone will join me, if not, you can always end up like this guy and his --one man band-- ( there are others, maybe even better, but this is the only one I know of)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV8WtOR5bmI
>>28405410
Sorry i have tendonitis right now so i cant play, do you play lead or rythm?
>>28405507
Nice, im planning to learn drums now is it difficult? Well if you arent an autist why arent you in a band?
ey apeboi,
u mad u see your human bitch with BEC (Big equine cock)
yeah that's right, jerk your pathetic little human cock fagboi
>>28405125
the kentucky derby was 2day
Mad? No, quite the opposite.
>>28405125
>tfw no horse bf to explore your sexuality together with
suffering
>watching size difference gay porn
>like a massive 7ft tall musclechad comes in
>pulls down pants
>literal 4 incher
where the fuck do I get decent size difference porn where the guy isn't a small dicked beta
>>28405074
I used to masturbate like this and I'm a boy
>>28405171
good for you....
now answer my question
I think most steroids probably break your dick.
You could try asking /fit/
Is the universe real or is it a simulation?
it's real. the simulation thing is just an argument made by retarded pseudo-intellectuals
>>28405067
Even if it were a "simulation" it would still be real. Anything is real which presents itself to your awareness. In fact, that is the only thing that is real. Reality wouldn't lose "realness".
It is a simulation but not in the sense that you're probably imagining, that is to say, fake. It's real. Simulated through and through, but real.
Seriously, i need to get this off my chest
Im so fucking annoyed by this fucking heat, it was 26 C today, and it is going to stay like this until wed~ (78,8F) combined with 60%+ humidity.. and the fact that the "real" summer hasnt even started, makes me fill with rage
i live in the attic btw
I hate everything of it
>sweating all the time
>cant really concentrate doing anything on the pc because the heat is just unbearable
>fucking bugs everywhere, coming in when you want to ventilate the room during the night because you had a fucking light open
>happy normies everywhere
>"Hurrrr how can you not like summer, u freak lol xD"
>etc and shit
>and its only getting worse
I cant believe its not even june/july
Can't wait for my beloved winter to return, but unfortunately its far, far away
Can anyone relate, does anyone have coping techniques and most importantly are there any ways to reduce the room temperature without A/C?
fuck
>>28405064
fellow dutchy?
boo fucking hoo, it's already over 100 F here and it'll get 15-20 degrees hotter in the coming months
I don't give a fuck about humidity, when it's 115 degrees it doesn't matter if it's as dry as a fucking oven
Summer is the season of the normie
Will someone please tell me what the deal with Vaporwave is? A friend of mine reccommended listening to it and it's the weirdest shit ever. I can't seem to find any appeal in it.
>>28404960
You're just a faggot who can't appreciate electronic music. Come back when you're a bit older.
>>28404960
I don't get it either
It's supposed to be all about how everything is fake and empty or something, apparently, which is why it sounds so airy and hollow. I think.
But it doesn't work for me musically.
>>28404960
That is because most vaporwave is complete shit. Look into future funk for something a bit less awful and grating to listen to.
I'd recommend:
Blank Banshee
Macross 82-99
Would you rather be a cute girl's beloved pet dog or be a human but be alone and unloved forever?
dog so I can give her theknot
Dog because unlimited cuddles
>>28404946
Dog. But my oneitis's dog.
