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What exactly is wrong with not wanting to date a white/asian girl who has fucked a black guy?
I find it pretty telling on how shallow they are.
>>28405996
"racism"
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>>28405996
How is it telling how shallow they are? I've had a black boyfriend before, he was ugly. My white bfs have been fat/ugly too. I don't care if they're ugly or if their cock is small or big or what race they are. I just like having a nice boyfriend and company. You're shallow. >:( I'm I a nice girl who fell for the diversity meme, along with "if you sleep with someone they'll want to be with you." and since have became redpilled.
>>28406070
Some stains don't wash out.
And some smells never come off.
Anyone else wanna gas every vegan?
Also only subhumans eat anything cooked more than medium rare.
Good luck, most of the autists here will only touch well done. Why even eat steak then? They obviously don't like it.
>mfw I ordered my steak rare on my date and my date thought it was kind of weird
No fucks given
>>28405954
>only subhumans do the smart thing
Do you want to try that again?
What would happen if I put 30 or 40 nicotine patches on my body? Would it be a painless death?
>>28405933
>What would happen if I put 30 or 40 nicotine patches on my body?
Probably not quite enough. The LD50 is around 500-1000mg delivered instantaneously!
>Would it be a painless death?
Certainly not
Nicotine poisoning tends to produce symptoms that follow a biphasic pattern. The initial symptoms are mainly due to stimulatory effects and include nausea and vomiting, excessive salivation, abdominal pain, pallor, sweating, hypertension, tachycardia, ataxia, tremor, headache, dizziness, muscle fasciculations, and seizures.[4] After the initial stimulatory phase, a later period of depressor effects can occur and may include symptoms of hypotension and bradycardia, central nervous system depression, coma, muscular weakness and/or paralysis, with difficulty breathing or respiratory failure.[1][4][25][26]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotine_poisoning
One of the worst ways to go.
>>28405933
You will go really really super fast
It would be safer to just take 30-40 cigarettes, crush em up, put them in a coffee maker, boil off the water after the cig juice is extracted, then take the nicotine/formaldehyde/etc syrup in an eye dropper and put it in your cup of joe.
It'll kill you and you won't even taste it. or see it in your coffee.
What percentage of robots are repressed homosexuals?
>implying I'm repressing my homosexuality
>implying that there are homosexuals that would desire me
>>28405916
I had one offer for homosex in my life, and flatly turned it down. I'd rather not have sex at all than be some guy's cum hole.
>>28405957
This. Also I wouldnt want to be in the presence of the cackling swishy bitchy staceyesque fags that are most gay men.
I just want a cute boi cuddle.
Queue music, chat, watch videos (just don't overdo the memes alright bud), come on in!
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "grab" a song, which means adding it to a playlist for later listening/queuing.
>What can I play?
Queue anything you want. Obvious normie/cancer music will predictably be disliked, but the worst that happens is you lose some dubs and your song gets skipped. Just go for it.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Make sure it's the image url (link ending in .jpg, .png, .gif, etc) and have 10+ dubs.
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "Info" tab by the Video, Queue, and Mod tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabilities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
>inb4 the "real" r9k room posts a link and says, "screwed up in the OP, here's the correct link"
originales commentarious
www.dubtrack.com/r9k
www.dubtrack.com/r9k
www.dubtrack.com/r9k
www.dubtrack.com/r9k
>>28405903
you seem to be wrong, friend
girl i wanna party with you, girl i wanna party with you
This is literally the only thing that gets me off. Is there anything I can do to make my fantasy real?
>>28405859
Other than getting your girlfriend to cosplay as Wonder Woman and tying her up? Not likely.
>>28405859
Police women, army girls, MMA fighters, Feminist activists?
>>28405859
Here's a real female superhero op. She'll probably beat you up though.
http://h2g2.com/edited_entry/A11755145
Why are all normalfaggot's such bullies? Really I don't care what they think so why do they feel the need to bring out my insecurities? Nothing is sacred to normalfaggots, they just want to make everything degenerate. Fuck this shitty ass 3DPD realm, it's not even about the way they look but their personalities. All the good women are taken or ugly, all other women are impatient fucking whores who just can't be straight forward and say what they want and just jump from one cock to the next throughout their whole lives.
fucking normalfaggots.
Normies are the real robots. They aren't capable of imagining our situation.
>>28405847
Social posturing, shitting one someone immediately recognizable as lower than you is a good way of elevating yourself
This is now a waifu thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtsQn2nsRls
Also this is pure hype.
Who /escapism/ here?
Probably once a week or so I find a quiet part of my day and just go back to being about 14. I try to remember the friends I hung out with, the music I listened to, games I played, and whatever else I can remember because that was the last time I remember being completely and utterly happy. It's the only thing I feel like I truly enjoy anymore.
How do you escape reality r9k?
>How do you escape reality r9k?
/r9k/
I play Star Wars the Old Republic, it's the only thing I truly enjoy anymore besides A Song of Ice and Fire. The game makes me feel important and special, since it's fully voiced it almost feels like there are real people that are grateful for the deeds I've done.
>>28405840
>use escapism usually as a past time
>decided one day to be fully conscious for once
>a few hours in the pain becomes unbearable and I resort back to Music/ Vidya/ r9k for comfort.
When does this ride fucking end
That's it. I'm done. I'm killing myself
>>28405706
nice rare pepe OP
btw don't do it, you're worth a million stars to me. What's on your mind?
>>28405706
Please don't. I know this text won't matter to you but I love you, anon.
>>28405735
What method? I always get to the end and then cant do it
![tumblr_inline_nbo373nJ8p1rwqthk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qvLJ9nK.jpg "tumblr inline nbo373nJ8p1rwqthk[1]")
>Stuck behind a group of middle school aged girls at the grocery store today
I didn't ask for this feel, I wanna be cured
>>28405499
>grown man who's afraid of little girls
This board is pathetic.
>>28405525
>Afraid
You misunderstand.
>>28405525
I don't think he's a afraid of them brah
Should I leave r9k and never come back?
>>28405475
Trips decide
I say, yes.
Goodnight little Lammy
>>28405475
You have two options:
1. Leave r9k and do something successful with your life and leaving behind the chains of your past
2. stay in r9k and never amount to anything like a loser
>tfw no big dicked gf
kek nigger females are so masculine that a nigger tranny looks passing.
>>28405472
would suck that dick desu
>>28405472
>That girl has a BBC.
Now even the lesbians won't be able to compete.
Take that dykes.
ITT men who became memes and the consequences of that. Would you ever want to be a meme robots?
I'll start with pic related.
I wish I had the same meme status as quentin
>>28405456
Remember that one time when we were so high that time?
>>28405635
>quentin
Literally who
>when her personality is phenomenal but she's fat and ugly
WHEN HIS PERSONALITY IS TOXIC AND HIS PENIS IS SHORT AND SMALL
WAIT
I'm too lonely to have those kind of standards... I'll settle for ALMOST anything.
>>28405412
you talk to girls that are fat and ugly?
What does a vagina look like while she's cumming? You see dick ejaculating but I never seectge cum leaking from the vagina and I'm not talking about piss squirting.
Help a robot out
The pelvic floor has contractions, like the muscles are pulling upwards
>>28405409
Here's a webm of how it looks like while the girl cums.
I lied, this is aMtFpussy and she's ejaculating precum out of her urethra.
>>28405528
that's piss, anon
