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I'm a 48 year old robot who made good. I have social anxiety and clinical depression (which does not respond to either therapy or medication), I'm fat, I'm ugly, I'm opinionated, and I'm loud. But I also escaped my bedroom and accomplished some pretty amazing things. I've run for public office, hosted two radio shows, been professionally published, been on the cover of every newspaper in the country -- multiple times -- and there's a Wikipedia article about me.
Ask me anything, fellow rowboats, and I'll help you if I can. Every single one of you has the strength within you to rise above your biology, to get up off your knees and carve out a place for yourself in the world.
what's your full legal name?
>>28407967
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Nellis
This is me. Pic related: me. As you can see, not kidding about being fat and ugly. And I wear a fedora in a totally unironic way.
>>28407920
You look alot older than 48.
>Taken advantage of by another boy my age while we were in elementary school
>Felt guilty about it for yearsbut also enjoyed it
Taken advantage of... sexually?
>>28408049
>Taken advantage of... sexually?
Yes
>>28408099
I need to hear your story. Please tell it.
are oldies music essential robotcore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMeSrynug0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djU4Lq_5EaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaYLWSo4fYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pto68TqHxKg
>>28407843
>tfw no qt 3.15 1950's gf
>tfw black so this dream doesn't even make sense
>>28407956
NiggerOg blox
A contented robot's song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY8TA6RwkZk
How do I approach a qt3.14 at an anime convention
Pls respond, doesnt even have to be a cosplayers
>>28407713
There are only crasy people at anime conventions.
And you are not more sane if you think you can approach girls here.
>>28407713
>doesn't even have to be cosplayers
But cosplayers are the easiest to approach.
>omg you're X from Y cool can I have a picture with you?
>sure ^_^I never had the courage to do this though
>>28407861
if you look at /cgl/ this is about the worst way to do it
they always complain about "creeps" bugging them at cons, which 90% of r9k would fall into that category
>people said that loneliness gets worse the older you get
>22 now and completely fine with a minimal amount of interaction with my family
You lied to me /r9k/. Feels good not being a cryptonormie.
>>28407707
It comes and goes really. You could think you are doing alright and then some sneaky thought comes in comparing your life with others. Then it comes. It's not too bad. The same introversion that makes you lonely makes you not care as much about it.
>>28407769
Then you watch a movie and you're good to go. Feels good having hobbies you enjoy.
>>28407707
Avoid Normiebook unless you need it for a job or something. That never fails to make me feel like a failure. I didn't even care what others of my school class were doing until that normie site was invented.
I feel the void in my life by playing games/watching anime/reading comics/fapping to 2D. I genuinely love those activities which is why I am completely fine with being a friendless virgin at 25.
However, I don't know what I would do if that ever stopped working.
How about you? How do you fill the hole?
>>28407682
>he's happy
Get off my board
>>28407682
>I feel the void in my life
Innocent typo, or Freudian slip?
Pretty much the same thing, though it doesn't work very well these days. I'd give anything to be able to go back to a time when I had few responsibilities and I could be carefree and off in my own little world. I'm not cut out for adulthood, and that never changes no matter how long I beat my head against this wall.
All my escapism stopped working, had a mental breakdown. Probably wasn't far from killing myself until I started talking with a qt fembot here. Now I have a long distance relationship. Sucks being so far apart, but I'm alot happier now than I was before.
Help me bots, I dont know what to do. I was saving for a new camera. I was fucking backstabbed. Do I just cut my losses and give up making friends?
How did he steal the money, OP?
>>28407755
From my stash in my room
sad check
That is actually very common. Normies or even fucknut insane robots love to prey on regular, kindhearted robots for this.
They actually know that they're your only friend, so they take advantage of it.
>BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
Are my farts kawaii desu, anon-kun? ^_^
No, they are very stinky.
Good to see you are doing well, brap-poster.
>>28407677
Uguu~
What does it smell like?
How and when do you think you'll die?
suicide probably
50~
i dont like the idea of growing old
>>28407509
>how
suicide most likely.
>when
if no gf, before 40
I actually don't think it'll be suicide. Not intentional suicide anyway. I feel like I'll snap and just run off somewhere crazy and do crazy things that might get myself killed at like 40
>hahahaha anon still is a virgin, look how much of a creep loser he is!
>>28407475
>implying any self respecting female cares about your virginity
>"slut-shaming" is a thing people fight against it
>"virgin-shaming" is something live and well
FUCK OFF ROASTIES REEEE
>>28407543
The entire point of being alive is to reproduce buddy, by being incapable of persuading a a female to mate with you, you are literally a biologic failure.
Do you guys feel that this is accurate?
>>>/qa/523499
>>>/qa/523499
>>>/qa/523499
How can we be cuckolds without a gf?
>>28407416
I like watching women get fucked by large cocks. It doesn't have to be a black guy. Just big.
>>28407437
You don't need a gf to watch a girl be happy.
>>28407610
Watching a girl be happy is a cuckold?
Is that why chads make girls cry, then?
who here /anarchist/?
if you WILLINGLY cuck yourself to governments, bosses and landowners I don't know what to say to you
>>28407387
I'm anti everything. Do I fit into Anarchism?
>>28407474
maybe but i don't know what you believe
>in order to be an "anarchist" you need to follow these rules, society should behave like such and such etc
Anarchist ideologies suck. Just embrace the chaos that come with it or fuck off.
Alright Robots, it's time to get you a gf, even if she lives across the world. It's still better than nothing, and who knows? Maybe you will be together one day.
step 1: https://www.interpals.net/
step 2: make a profile, make it interesting, say you want to help girls with english
step 3: get flooded with endless messages from QT foreign and Asian girls from across the world because you are white and speak english
step 3: woo them to your best ability, make friends, and make romance
God speed robots. I will help you if you need me
>>28407371
https://www.interpals.net/index.php
sorry lads use this link
bump
this has potential. No robot wants to at least try?
>>28407484
late to the party.
used to be script to view people's pages
You know how a lot of phones have a fingerprint reader now?
Guys listen.
What if we could use that for a captcha.
Waaaaaaat
>>28407364
But Mr. Shekelstein won't be able to earn money from that.
>>28407364
Why would you need to?
>haha great now no-one can post on my 4chan account
>>28407634
Well on my phone for example, just tap the back of it, and no more annoying select pictures of x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLwcCGMgqLI
>>28407358
i hate korea
i hate koreans
stupid dogeater gooks, they steal Japanese IP and continue to antagonize Japan, VERY bad country
they sap from every other asian country, they are parasites
>>28407544
Go to Korea and then go to japan and tell me than tell me that they are the same. Japan is almost like the 2nd world shit hole compared to Korea.
>>28407544
koreans are the worst asians by far. souless dog eating plastic abominations. Even chinese are better
>>28407573
what fuckin retard actually believes this? Korea has one of the most corrupt shit governments in the world and has only been a first world country for maybe 15 years.
