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Is a 5x5 inch dick okay? I feel like I'm quite average in length, but I'm .4 inches above average in girth, I've been told my dick is thick. Does girth matter more than length?
>>28411759
Yes, it's about average. You're fine.
Yes, girth matters more than length.
>>28411759
fuck mu hand what the fuck happened it's shaking and twisting around
>>28411780
I'm pretty sure that's a troll picture meant to fuck up your hand. I hope you didn't actually do what it said...
does anyone else not actually feel the need to connect with others?
i keep on telling people this, but every time i tell them, they tell me that i must be mistaken, that there must be some reason why i'm wrong about myself and that i am not actually like this.
I do not feel the need to connect to other people.
i have learned to care about people in an intellectual way, but i have never felt the need to connect with others. when i was a small child, this bothered me because i was told i was supposed to love god. i had no desire and felt no need to love god, and i though i was doomed to hell. i realized then that other people had a feeling that was beyond their control to need to connect. i never felt this. it is not something that can be changed about me, it is not something that has been suppressed.
I do not have a need to connect to others.
it is not that i think i do not, i never have felt the need to connect. never. i never felt any sort of longing or wish, for people i knew, or even for the idea of a companion. i have felt attraction to people, and also a slight emotional attraction cause by my natural urge to reproduce, but i never felt the need to connect with them. people will tell me that i am wrong, that every human has a basic need to connect with others, and i must just not have met the right person. but i know, that if i was the only person in existence, or somewhere i would never have the possibility to meet another person, i would not feel like anything was missing. i would be content to be left alone forever. people cannot understand this, so they think i am either arrogant, or edgy. they tell me that it is a basic human need, and that every human feels it.
does anyone feel this, or rather, have the lack of feeling?
does anyone understand this? i can't be the only one, right?
>>28411707
Sorry, can't say I do. Sounds fucked up, see a therapist maybe?
i guess i really am alone in the universe
Who +25,jobless and no degree here
>>28411672
Kil yourself.eiurhzuirhezuirjezuifh
>>28411672
Pretty sure this was like, one of the first pics I fapped to on the Internet.
>>28411672
Looks like a serious possibility for me. I've been a neet for 3 years so far and can't get off the ride. I can kill myself whenever I want so I'm not too eager to make anon's day so soon.
Did I lose my Normie status, robots?
>Been social retard virgin whole life, now in college
>Recently got a girlfriend
>But still alt-right (less fashy recently, but still WN)
Verdict?
>>28411601
r9k is full of sjw lovers
>>28411633
this, it's probably because of the influx of teenagers coming here for le pepe reee normie memes and genuine traps.
>>28411661
Traps have been a thing forever, just usually a /b/ thing
also not a bad thing, since they're no worse than 99% of the shit that gets posted here or on /b/.
>le sigh! i miss old 4chan!
>be me
>pic related both go to high school with me
>pic related is also LITERAL CHAD
>dating sophomore cheerleader qt while senior
>very popular with everyone
>plays football
>NAME IS CHAD
>kek
>>28411595
>he spent money on me I like him so much
>>28411595
He still shares the fate of all chads.
>Called a jackass in my class "Chad"
>He was surprised that I knew his name
>mfw
it is completely unfair that white guys like fucking DAVID BOND can go to asian countries and pick up women so easily. While guys like me, BLACK GUYS have to sit here and sulk in self pity at the fact that asian women hate us.
is it too much to ask for just one, just o-one asian gf?!?!
>>28411577
>dat race bait
>dat collectivism
if you werent autistic you would already have an asian girlfriend you silly negro
There are plenty of black guys dating Asian chicks here in New York
>>28411577
Fuck off race baiter.
>mfw Plebs don't know the answer to the trolley problem is to fuck with the switch at arbitrary intervals to create the possibility of saving the 5 people without actually committing to the death of anyone.
I'm an existentialist. I'd flip a coin because the outcome would never matter.
>>28411588
now you're just being edgy
The trolley problem isn't even hard. How could anyone possibly take any action other than killing the 1 person?
>had a beard all my life
>in school I was a neckbeard
>after school beards became fashionable
>now people think I'm some try hard nu-male when I'm just a lazy shut-in who cuts his own hair every few months
>>28411468
Take solice knowing the fad will pass and eventually no one will give a fuck.
>>28411468
So you harvested a beard before they were cool? You're quite the hipster!
>>28411468
The past few years beards have been THE thing in the gay community M8, get to sucking
I need you in my life, Sarah.
>>28411432
Not this insanity again
>>28411432
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
FAGGOT
Gonna assume this isnt an original comment.
why do you keep making this thread?
blx
>"Whats the matter anon? Never played truth or dare with a girl before??"
>>28411420
fuck off back over to reddit with your shit game
spin the bottle > truth or dare
>>28411420
I dare you to show me that cock you're hiding under your skirt.
>>28411420
Is that my fedora hanging off the end of the bed post?
Fuck Kylie Jenner. I can't even. I literally vomited. What the fuck is this. How does this have this many views.
>mass genocide when
JUST.
http://youtu.be/FxgaO-hSuJc
>>28411371
LIL' BOAT INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE! HOL' UP!
YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT LIL' YACHTY HOMEBOY?
Seriously. Robots please watch it at 2:30. It's such a rage. But I need to share this. I'm so alone plsSs watch that and talk to me in this thread.
>>28411482
No just Kylie at 2:30 getting paid 25k for her part in that song.
Twenty. Five. Fucking. Thousand. Just. Bc. Of. The. Name.
Post comfy music only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw5AiRVqfqk
*nods in your direction* good choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBLybGZN_ek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAF8D0ugyVk
>certainly an original comment
>>28411442
What do you think of their new one? I really like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
Daily reminder black men are monkeys and even their women know white men are more evolved and better in every way.
>>28411353
Why is that monkey sucking a dick? Somebody give it a banana.
>>28411418
That's clearly a banana and a half.
>>28411353
5x4 dicked >>>/pol/ cuck get's baited and attempts a retort
>"It"s gotten so bad you're starting to see words differently then they are.
>Mostly attacks on your character.
Who else losing it?
I hear voices screaming at me on a daily basis now. Plus I'm having twitches and spasms where I have to flail my arms and yell something. Can't even pay attention to what real people are saying
And for one reason I feel like I did something to deserve this in one way or another
I lost it a long time ago.
This "getting it back" nonsense is literal, meaningless hell.
>>28411394
I've been getting twitches and spasms as well, I also pick at my face and acne so I look terrible and deranged.
AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT
AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER
LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
>>28411340
You are wrong.
youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
>>28411622
Eh, the Stones are better than that dishrag whore anyways
