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I don't think I can cry anymore...
Ive hit a point in life where it's just so boring. My antidepressants aren't helping. I have a constant feeling of pressure behind my eyes. Like I need to cry.
But whenever I try, I cannot. It feels like my eyes want to, but they won't. What's wrong with me?
You are dead inside go get a job in a morgue where you will fit in
>>28415835
Maybe you're sick of being sad. Depression also comes in angry and numb flavors. Then again maybe you're ready to do something different and make a change.
The only times my eyes tear up is when I yawn or my eyes are dry. I haven't cried in a long time, but I really want to
>that feel when you need to drink the coke out to piss in the bottle
>tfw i've actually walked to the bathroom to pour out drinks, then piss in the bottles back in my room
>>28415818
>>28416060
Why you do this? Like, bseriously, why?
>>28415818
>tfw have bathroom in my bedroom so I don't need piss bottles.
Anyone else think it'd be fun to do an out of nowhere suicide?
As in, you go to work, act like you're having a normal day/happy day, and after clocking out, walking to the parking lot and then slitting your throat?
Something to make coworkers and news stories go
>Yeah, he was just calm and fine all day and he left looking fine... Then he just killed himself.
I dunno, I would like to make my death strange.
I was thinking this last night
Borrow a rental car, take it to a park to hang myself, on the speakers blast Jingle Cats CD at full volume from the radio as I use the roof as a hanging ledge
>>28415769
You're dead, why would you care how they reacted to your death? There would be no way of confirming how they react. It would just be an imaginary situation up until you kill yourself upon which all your consciousness fades to nothingness (given that none of the religions were right or you just don't become a spooky ghost)
I'm all for bringing more of the absurd into this world, but I'd much prefer to avoid dying in the process of doing so.
It's like developers and writers don't actually understand just how weak a 60kg woman is.
They have no strength. Even with no strength training whatsoever (hadn't been to the gym in 6 years), and letting myself waste away on shitty food and video games, I could still pin her to the floor and do whatever I wanted with her. I could pick her up and throw her around like a ragdoll, and there was nothing she could do.
Even if Nate has no technical prowess, one solid punch shoudl leave this woman dazed and confused, wondering what time zone she's in.
Failing that, he can always just bearhug her or tackle her and mount her while beating her face in.
>you will never doing that
>slow the footage down
>drake could have defended himself from every attack
>just holds his hands up in surrender
>>28415767
It's a quicktime event. Just press the fucking triangle. How stupid can you be?
>>28415847
>Just press the fucking triangle
Are you fucking stupid ?
So how is your tinder game going? Any luck for you robots?
>>28415743
paal foto
Very well actually
why the fuck is r9k full of normie tier shit
I don't have any friends and I'm getting lonelier every day so you come in this thread and discuss things or vent or whatever
i dislike radishes they're not that good when it comes to taste and i hate them
>>28415734
Consume is a funny sounding word. Instead of saying "eat" I now say consume, and I find myself bursting out in laughter before every meal.
I'm a slavic cyborg, so all the people around me are gopniks who can't relate to me.
>What one must understand, anon, when it comes to the female gender
>is that women are constrained by the negative connotations associated with being a slut
>In order to successfully woo a woman, it is helpful that one alleviate her of that burden
>One must give her the opportunity to feign disinterest before she gives in to a fuck
Just another protip from the master: me
>>28415731
Wow, I'm impressed that as neet virgin robots with little to no experience interacting with women, you guys are such experts on understanding the female mind!
>>28415759
Not a virgin, friendo. And this is just a trinket of wisdom I realized today while wooing a fair maiden.
bumping because this wisdom is too prime to go unseen
Why the fuck are you still up?
What are you doing?
Don't you have things to do in the morning?
Prior engagements?
Anything?
Why torture yourself?
>almost noon
>"why are you still up"
are you a vampire?
>>28415712
USA nignog, it's 4:30~ in the midwest
Because it's dead week at Berkeley and I feel happier in this online chat room than amongst SJWs, LGBTQs, Bernie supporters, and human beings.
Welp, robots, it finally happened.
After years of one miserable, embarrassing failure at romance after the next, I have begun a relationship with a girl who seems to be as into me as I am her.
I still have this sinking feeling in my fucking gut though and I'm afraid it's going to get to me and cause me to subconsciously fucking sabotage myself. I really am interested in her, but she's going through a divorce with a guy who was a genuinely abusive asshole to her for about four years until she gathered up the courage to sneak out one night (like nine months ago). I have this sneaking suspicion that while she may currently feel like she likes me, it's actually some kind of coping mechanism and she's just desperate to be around someone who isn't going to rape her after an argument or whatever.
She's really cute though (by my standards), has a great career in tech, lots and lots of similar interests.
I dunno, am I fucked? I can't get this shit out of my head that I'm just walking into a trap but at the same time it just feels so goddamned good to cuddle with someone when I go to sleep at night. My general level of anxiety and depression is orders of magnitude lower.
Just, fuck. My instincts are telling me she's going to start hating me and when she does I'll snap and spiral off the deep end. Should I risk it anyway? Should I just ghost her?
Advise me, robots.
Pic more or less unrelated but she's also a big Trump supporter and frankly that gets my dick rock hard.
>>28415664
you gotta get out of that negative headspace.
yes, she may grow to not like you. that can happen with anyone. you may end up not liking her.
just try to relax. I know that can be hard. but try to let shit like this go. be free from this negativity.
i only have one thing to say for you
don't fuck up, ok?
>>28415695
It's so fucking hard though. I dunno if she has experience with robots before or something but she's been so incredibly patient with me. We almost fucked a few nights ago but I started having a fucking panic attack because my mind was running a hundred miles a minute thinking of how awful I would feel if she didn't enjoy it or started to dislike me later or whatever. And the more I panicked the more it built on itself because I was afraid she'd take it weird or whatever. But she was super fucking nice and had me lay down and gave me a massage to calm down. Didn't pressure me, we just spooned after that until we fell asleep.
I just feel like if this doesn't work this time, with all the things going right, it'll be the end of me.
be in class
>New subject
>lecture time
>TRY MY HARDEST TO FOCUS
>Lecture over
>any questions
>couple students ask questions
>Be me don't know what to ask
>time to practice what we learnt today
>have zero understanding
>end of week
>Test
>fail
repeat
WHY CAN'T I LEARN ANYTHING?
>>28415635
1. Make sleep your number one priority. For two weeks, nail you're sleeping pattern, it doesn't matter if you have to take sleeping pills, or that you feel like you're slipping behind on work/study and need to stay up, just sleep. Nail that. Only once you've done that can you improve
>>28416825
2. Come armed to lectures. Familiarise yourself with the content beforehand, ideally print off the slides and annotate as the lecturer speaks. This will keep you engaged, and mean you don't have to write down everything on the screen, and can focus on what he's saying. You think the normies are just coming unprepared and somehow smacking you out of the park with their natural ability? Nah senpai they're working, you just can't see because you're probably friendless (me too it's okay).
>>28416842
3. Go over the content WITHIN THE HOUR. It doesn't matter if it's only 5 minutes, just try to understand the key concepts, and commit to memory the shitty wrote stuff. Anything you don't understand, send an email to professor/Google it. For the most part, people want to help.
>click update button on thread watcher
>no replies
>wait a few seconds
>click again
i do this over 200 times a day
fuck i hate this life, /r9k/ needs to be destroyed
El Barto look high
>>28415589
why do latin americans like this little guy so much anyways
>>28415602
Idk maybe the Simpsons is funnier in spanish
I have never been to a party.
>>28415509
Ahahahahaha
same my friend
>>28415509
You're not missing out on anything. Unless you're including birthday parties, then wow, what point did you give up on life, 4?
>>28415509
you are not loosing anything, just a bunch of normies normalfaging and meeting others normies to norm normland
Fuck, can i blow off some steam?
I'm 20 years old and my mother commited suicide last month, my father abandoned us when i was little and we never heard from him.
I had to drop out of Uni and get a job so i could take care of my sister, who is 15 and my little brother, who is still 7.
My little bro has epilepsy, so i need to pay for his medication, hold his tongue during the convulsions and stuff like that.
We've always been poor, so my mom didn't had much to give it us when she died.
Sometimes i just want to cry and give it all up, but i know i need to be strong for them.
>>28415497
Do you get government money?
You don't need to hold his tongue while he convulses. That's a myth.
>t. Epileptic
>>28415527
No, but my sister goes to a public school so i don't have to pay for that.
>>28415541
The doctor told me to do that because he might bite his tongue down and stuff like that.
>tfw will never see these perfect lips around a BBC
>>28415478
After the Fappening, I actually wouldn't rule it out
I've seen Supergirl penetrated and enough Disney starlets tits for a lifetime
>>28415478
Well, she is jewish, long-time dating - prepare for the suprise - jewish guy. So I don't think so.
Anyways I really liked her in Suburban Gothic. Utterly shitty movie though.
i like big lips on girls, but hers are scary to me t b h
>Mfw a hot chick wants something very important from you but has no intention of fucking you in return
Is it wrong that I completely ignore chicks like this?
>have best grades in class
>hot chick wants me to do her project
>she offers to pay me lunch
Bitch, we are in Uni and you think this kind of shit will work?
>>28415433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Dg226G2Z8
>not asking for nudes
>not using the for blackmail
It's like you never seen japapese porn in your entire life.
