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Jesus was the first robot.
Prove me wrong.
Ugh. I guess. He had 12 apostles. All of them close friends. And he wasn't depressed.
>>28413594
He let that whore anoint his feet with oil.
Not a robot
>>28413594
4chan wasn't a thing back than, little known /r9k/
I'm a 23 year old who dreams of being a professor (won't disclose the subject, I don't wanna start one of 'those' debates) and started substitute teaching this year. I taught a total of nine classes thus far. Do you have any questions for an educator?
>>28413501
>>28413501
inb4 philosophy teacher
how doe sit feel as a robot? do you think you'd be a different teacher if you weren't?
i am also a substitute because i want to get hired on as a teacher for the district
are you happy to do what we do?
i had a taste of teaching during my student teacher semester, and being a substitute feels like exclusively the lame parts of being a teacher
>>28413515
Well, I think I would be more social with students and other teachers if I was a normie, but on the upside I have few distractions while working (as 4chan is banned in the school I work at) BTW, it's defiantly NOT philosophy.
Daily reminder to all of the women or """"""fembots"""""" on this board: you were born in a man's world and there's nothing you can do about it. No amount of feminism or social justice will change that.
Know your place and have a nice day.
Damn I wish I had a peepee sometimes
>>28413477
Don't be sad, just know your place in society and be submissive to your man and you'll be happy.
>tfw they may make proper brain augmentations in my lifetime and I could have the mental retardation visited upon me by being a female fixed
Or else, it'll just be a waifu age with artificial wombs and I can be humanely euthanized.
Both suit me just fine.
Why don't you just become a normie?
I'm ugly, fat, short and hairy
Is that a good enough reason?
>>28413462
Just be a nu male redditor normie,
I don't see the problem here
>>28413416
i am one
origsgbf dh
Who else here is starting to get fat?
>tfw 6ft 185lbs 10% bf a few months ago to 6ft 200lbs (all fat gains). I'm starting to go to the gym again so that's good but fuck I hate this feel man.
>>28413341
>get put on Abilify
>gaining weight
welp.
>>28413341
Probably. I don't really care anymore. I just want to enjoy life.
>>28413341
You don't go to the gym to lose weight. When will this meme end? Get on a bicycle, go hiking or running you retard.
>tripfags
ugh reddit had to bring faggots in now they want to fuck up the way this place is supposed to work
>>28413291
No one cares man.
>>28413320
I care
Git out feggit
>>28413344
where else have I got?
>go get a haircut today
>been going to the same barber for 19 years
>he starts cutting, then hold up a strand of hair
>says it's grey
>over the course of the haircut, he finds 3-4 more
>grandfather and father both went grey before they were thirty
>he reassures me that there's plenty of ways to dye it
>don't say anything because I don't want to be basically a woman by dying my hair
>not really down with being fully grey by the time I'm 30
>don't want to shave my head
>mfw I'm 25
It's all fucking over.
At least I'll have hair to look the part of a wizard.
Just dye it bro. No one has to know.
>>28413276
I'd rather have grey hair than be balding
>>28413276
I got my first grey hairs with 19. Runs in my family, but at least we're no baldies.
Be honest
Rate my looks out of 10
>>28413244
You look like a serial killer from the 50s.
>>28413244
I fucking love this guy. Too based dude. Keep up the good world. I'm subscribed to your channel.
>>28413281
Thanks man, it means allot to me to have loyal subscribers
>pizza kills himself
>King black chad brought in for questioning
>hack_blastard either swatted or arrested
Is this the end of tripfags?
>>28413243
>Wants to purge tripfags
>Is a tripfag
o shit waddup with that
Someone said pizza pulled the trigger earlier today. Not the first time I've heard it. proof? article, newslink?
>>28413284
I hope that was a joke
>tfw you manage to actually get a date with a semi-cute girl who seemed really nice after spending a year+ improving yourself
>tfw she stands you up, no show no cancel
>tfw you're not even that ugly or autistic
why even try? i spend a year dieting and working out, learned to groom myself and make conversation just to get made a fool. the look of pity from the waitress as she asked if the table was free after half an hour... im going back to alcoholism, fatty foods and laziness. i just want to be valued by someone...
have you tried just being yourself, anon?
I always tell the girl to meet me somewhere before we go in the restaurant if I'm meeting her for the first time.
Sorry for your loss
i cried for the first time in years today
can someone actually explain this to me, it's legitimately important for me to know for my own safety
>Hal Wilkerson is married to Lois, and is father to Francis, Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, and Jamie.
>Though relaxed in his parenting when compared to Lois, Hal has shown that he can slide into a disciplinarian when confronted by the boys' bad behavior.
>He is very neurotic and has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, and also enjoys unusual hobbies.
Hope that clears it up, OP
>>28413234
Pls, I actually need to know
also i want to fucking kill lois
>>28413271
Hal Turner? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oePMd2XQ5gA
>match with a girl on Tinder, 6/10 5'0"
>chatting her up
>actually seems excited to talk to me
>things get sexual
>she's super open to it, seems chill
Then it happens
>lol u look tall, r u? :)
I shudder. I know what's coming.
>lol I'm 5'8"
>unmatched
Anyone know where I can buy a rope? Why did God curse me like this?
Bruh. I'm 5'5". Consider that, for a moment.
>>28413128
Seriously, she is a piece of shit person. She has used you as a poison receptacle. It has nothing to do with you, and everything to do with her.
Also, tinder is shallow central. You're wasting your time, holmes.
>>28413128
next time just ask her weight
>Mother finds the hentai stash
>mother finds the hentai stash
>it is composed entirely of pics of me drawing pics of her finding my hentai stash while naked and with bigger boobs
How is that even possible though?
>>28413090
This happened when I was 14. It was mainly loli. That she found. Didn't go over too well. In fact I was too embarrassed to even leave my room at home (unless I wanted to eat something or to empty out my piss/shit jugs) until I moved away for uni. I don't even think I can bring myself to call for Mother's day.
>tfw more interested in fucking girly boys than actual girls in this point but don't want anyone irl to know I'm a faggot
It's probably just the taboo talking, but nothing makes me cum like boybutt.
its understandable
cute girly boys are the best!
trust me i would know!
>>28413151
Boys get me stiff like nothing else, while girls feel comparatively boring.
Well, it's probably the taboo and the fact that 2D girly boys are feminine girls with dicks while 3D girly boys are USUALLY just fairly androgynous boys
>go take a shit
>pull out my phone and browse /r9k/
This is great
nice shit post
Originalllllllllllll
>>28413060
>isn't using his phone to start the thread
>>28413116
Except I did
I just flushed my toilet
