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Would you consider Brad Pitt to be a Chad?
Chad Pitt?
Yea
>>28417028
No, he's a robot, he's just like me, especially in fightclub, he's like LITERALLY me.
Pitt is the archetype of Hollywood chad-dom
>tfw birthday
>>28417018
Happy Birthday from Galactic Quadrant 299cb3, Mortal
>>28417018
Happy Birthday, anon, get some tendies for us all
>>28417106
get some tendies for us all
>>>/reddit/
>tfw you always wanted to be someone people could look up to
>tfw no talent what so ever
We all are the scum of the Earth.
>>28417003
Sadly i wish i was special
>>28416998
>have you ever taught a young kid to use a computer?
>you can make many profits.
>tfw consciousness is just another sense like smell, touch, sight, hearing and taste
>tfw finally at peace with hard determinism
Explain
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>>28416997
Freud thought something like that. Its probable consciousness is the flow of information in your brain (like stream as James said). There are neurological theories about it which supports some of its hypotheses like you actually decide to do something unconsciously before it became conscious. We are still not sure how it all works though.
Now we should answer if free will could be unconscious as your organism decides or it should only apply to conscious decisions.
Everything is deterministic in a sense. You can predict everything if you knew all the details or was capable of knowing all variables at any given time. We have pretty outdated terminology for these phenomena in my opinion.
>>28416997
I was wondering something similar this week, are all the choices we make not just reactions to previous choices, so in the end you don't really have a free will, you just make choices based on previous choices. I don't really know how to write what i want to say but maybe you can understand, this seems inline with the thread.
This happened to me today:
>24 years old. Been out of college 2 years, still like at home but only because looking for someone to get an appt with. I have my own career, I'm athletically fit, and I'm social enough, but I fucking love Vidya.
Anyway
>Get home from work
>Mom is home
>"Hi anon, how was work"
>Talk about work
>She says she got something for me, a late birthday present (we were on vacation for my birthday)
>Go into dining room to see
>it's a very large, highly detailed poster which reads "The Evolution of Essential NES games"
>It looks pretty sweet, it has every notable NES game on it and connects them all via genre and other factors.
>"What's wrong anon? I was going to frame it for you"
>Explain to her that I don't want it.
>Say that I don't want to have video game posters hanging in my room
>"But you love video games, this honestly seemed like something you would like when I thought of you honey"
>Say I don't want to be known as someone that plays video games. I just enjoy it as a hobby on the side.
>She seems puzzled
>"I don't want the poster, Mom"
>Walk away and start walking upstairs
>Half way up, stop to listen
>Hear nothing for 5 minutes, then eventually hear her quietly roll the poster up and walk out into the garage with it
Wow, you're an asshole. Why did you do that?
>>28416985
Your a asshole kill yourself you fucking child. You don't deserve a family you deserve death you fucking monster.
Ungrateful Faggot.
Unless you're some rich trust fund kid, Chad normie scum, or extremely spoilt Stacie bitch who demands everything from your parents then you should be grateful for gifts from your parents
My mom buys me gifts all the time some I don't think I'll use a lot or need but I always thank her and show gratitude.
The trust fund kids Chads and Stacie with loaded parents and expect that the world owes them something usually get a drug addiction die young or blow all their money
What do you do when you can't move forward at all?
It feels like whatever is ahead is just going to be shit anyway.
>>28416976
Is this a riddle? My guess is to stand still.
>>28417006
I'm just talking about life in general.
>>28417014
Well, I guess you don't have to stand. If you're not moving forward, you can stay still in any position you want. Or is the trick that it makes you think you have to stay still, yet the possibilities are actually endless since you can still go backwards, sideways, up, down, and every direction in between?
Did I solve your riddle? Can I cross the bridge now?
Post the ugly woman you find on Tinder.
Putrid flesh consumer the Great
Demon Breeder 666
are you from some kind of island nation, op?
All 3D women are ugly in my eyes.
>Anxiety, addiction, depression: It's tough being 20-something these days. Two young women who've been there share their tips on how to survive the quarter-life crisis
>females
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-3570952/Anxiety-addiction-depression-s-tough-20-days-Two-young-women-ve-share-tips-survive-quarter-life-crisis.html
>addicted to casual sex
>take in as many dicks as possible to feel validated
>>28416896
Ah, the struggle of being young attractive middle-class white women living in a first world nation.
Useless skanks.
what does it feel like to kiss a girl ?
Like a bag of sand full of salty milk and coins.
I don't know what it's like with just some regular girl, but when it's somebody you love, it feels like your whole body is tingling with electricity. At the same time, every nerve in your body seems to be on fire, and super sensitive to anything. You can't help but blush and smile, too, because you love her and she loves you and everything is perfect for just a few moments.
>>28417085
Fucking hell tfw you can feel the regret for missing this
>one chance at life
>not born into a suburban american family
>one chance at life
>born in Poland
>>28417394
you are not alone brah
>one chance at life
>born in Romania
Epic story time of when you defeated chad and stacey. I'll start.
>be walking home late at night.
>half hour into a two hour walk.
>see girl from my school about to get in taxi
>she's with lots of other staceys and chads
>go up to her and say hi
>she gives me a dirty look and just gets in the taxi without saying a word
>this pisses me off
>I start flailing at everyone in the taxi
>chads get super pissed cause I "le hit a womanz"
>I start running
>get to a petrol station and tell some guy to call the police
>chad reaches me and starts beating me
>he's pretty shit at it for such a big guy
>he finishes
>get up and walk away
>notice two other chads want some of me
>start running
>running down the road and they're catching up on me
>suddenly a police car shows up just as they get to me
>chads are still threatening me
>police put them under arrest as they're shouting "but he hit a girl"
>I just deny it
>the police actually drive me home while chad rots in a jail cell
>mfw
>>28416808
>be me
>driving my bmw
>suddenly see two girls
>try to talk to them
>they ignore me
>throw my coffee at them
>drive away as fast as I can
>Buy used Subaru WRX back in '05, when it was still a pretty obscure car in the US
>Driving home on Mulholland Drive
>Pull up at light right before the best section, right behind a brand new Porsche 911, which has Chad in the driver's seat and blonde Stacy riding shotgun
>Chad floors it and runs the red light
>I follow
>Chad is trying to go balls out, he's all over the road
>I follow with minimal trouble
>Ride all over the Porsche's ass
>Watch Stacy go from excited to angry at Chad for not being able to lose the shitty Japanese sedan behind him
>Get to a clear section of road with good visiblity, hammer down, pass Chad and take off
>As I pass and pull away, I can see Stacy punching Chad in the arm and looking disgusted at him in my rearview mirrors.
I felt pretty awesome after that one.
>>28416925
GO SPEED RACER
What do you think of people obsessed with celebrities?
Most likely that they're stupid and like to gossip.
>>28416806
taylor is hotter
I am obsessed with taylorfu
real life anime
Why do people post and share photos like pic related?
What do they hope to achieve?
It might be my autism, but I genuinely don't understand why the fuck you would want everyone to care about you or your fucking feelings.
I'll never understand this OP.
What boggles my mind is that.....okay...you do it once....maybe twice......but these people do it literally non-stop year round. Do they never sit back and think about what they're doing and think "shit, maybe I shouldn't do that?"...NOPE, they just keep on doing it over and over without any second thought.
That's the normie-attitude, they don't think about anything.
>It might be my autism, but I genuinely don't understand why the fuck you would want everyone to care about you or your fucking feelings.
That's not autism you fucking dumb imbecile. We're programmed to want people to like us because genetically it assures us for our survival. To be accepted because we used to live in tribes and humans always did what they had to do in order to be accepted and maintained by the tribe
To actually live life you have to be a fucking leader and not care about what people think. Why do you think there are so many followers and not many leaders? And no, you dont need followers to be a leader.
>>28416885
>We're programmed to want people to like us because genetically it assures us for our survival.
Many people don't really care about that though.
Talked to my oneitis last night out drinking nearly got in there but i hit autism mode when talked a bit today but she hasnt replied in 4 hours is it dun?
>>28416718
What did you say?
Han Solo dies
>>28416718
Thisis something I don't know.
>>28416718
Just go fuck a wagecucks gf
>when an American gets wayy too close
I am going to free the fuck out of your personal space so help me God and son.
>>28416659
I don't get this. I thought us Americans were famous for having larger personal spaces than most other cultures?
>when a black girl starts talking to you
