GOD ANON! WHY HAVEN'T YOUR BROUGHT A GIRL HOME? JUST USE TINDER!
>>28420974
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN THE HOUSE
I'M FUCKING CALLING 911
>>28420974
Tinder is for hookups, POF is for dating, and match.com or OKC is for marriage
>>28421051
IM YOUR FATHER! YOU'VE BEEN LEECHING OF ME FOR YEARS! YOUR MOTHER HAS APPLIED FOR JOBS ON YOUR BEHALF!
Anyone know how to cook?
im too autistic to sit in restaurants especially since im alone so i cannot get cooked meals
i live alone in a small apartment for the past week i ate eggs, an apple, the dollar menu off mcdonalds i cant live like this anymore
i tried googling how to cook but all it has are shitty tumblr bloggists stroking their own dicks with ''cheap'' and ''easy'' to cook meals having 17+ ingredients and a dozen steps
>>28420908
Eat raw. It's healthier for you
>>28420908
>meals having 17+ ingredients and a dozen steps
This is as simple as it gets.
Here is asian spaghetti:
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/42968/pad-thai/
Ignore the ingredients for making the sauce and go to your local Kroger, Giant Eagle, Jewel, etc and buy the pre-made Pad Thai sauce.
>>28420923
eat what exactly
>tfw shat myself in middle of class in 7th grade
Still hurts to think about to this day
>>28420875
sounds hot post full story.
>>28420875
I pissed myself on the gym floor when I was in 3rd grade. Teacher was a bro though, and helped me play it off like I sat in something
I pissed myself in 3rd grade. Definitely not as bad as what you went through, but it was embarrassing.
>have to piss really badly in class
>don't remember why I didn't just ask or go to the bathroom anyway
>piss myself
>doing class activity where some people are chosen randomly to stand in front of class
>if I get picked I am fucked
>don't get picked
>sat...
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>2 years ago I break up with my gf she was texting too many strange guys after me telling her not to
>Break up she rides the cock carousel for several months "partying"
>I have been at university moving on with my life
>She ends up getting engaged to some guy after like a month
>Gets pregnant
>Going to marry live happily ever after
>Guy she is with...
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>>28420798
time to step up, be a man etc.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT OF THIS BOARD NORMALFAG
GET OUT
>>28420851
But if women don't owe men sex, then men do not owe women child support especially for children that are not theirs to begin with. I thought you believed in gender equality ?
>Cant have your cake and eat it Senpai
>pissed myself in front of my crush
Damn anon at least your ass wasn't hanging out in front of your crush
Unfortunately it happened to me :(
>>28420829
I bet you have a nice juicy ass
>>28420791
You actually jizzed in your pants, Sandler style, but you played it off as pee because that's somehow less embarrassing.
I see how you are
When did you grow out of your original home board?
>>28420785
Last year
>/b/
>to /fit/
>to /pol/
>to /r9k/
/tv/ was my main board for a while. i left when the contrarian armond white shit started getting more and more popular, so like 3 years ago?
i still go there sometimes and it's just unbelievable how many capeshit threads are posted there. half the board unironically loves that garbage
>>28420785
>/pol/
When the cuck posting got put of hand and mods didnt do shit.
>Tfw no steam bf to bully and tease me while masturbating together
>These stupid fucking threads keep popping up
>these shitty people keep popping up
>>28420747
>>28420898
>>28420924
Shitposting thread anyone?
This is who she's fucking RIGHT NOW.
>>28420702
>getting cucked by an average looking manlet
>>28420736
He's 6"2. If you think that's average I'd like to see your fat neckbeard.
Post a picture, pussy.
>>28420702
At least I have a better camera
Is this board officially worse than /v/?
It has too little anime posting, most posters are under age and it barely produces anything worth of value. Serious discussions do not exist. Instead, there are roll threads and "unless you reply to this post" posts. Everyone also seems to think they're a special snowflake, and there are too many tumblr files.
>>28420683
Yes, and pretty easily at this point.
Boards worse than /v/:
/b/, /soc/, /r9k/, /tv/, /x/, /a/,
>>28420683
nice bait dweeb, go back to your containment board and we'll stay on ours
>>28421289
This.
Fuck anime posters. They are a plague on r9k as bad as faggot and trap threads.
Post normies getting what they deserve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaesL8Q_4mQ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
>>28420645
Fuck she was fairly calm about it
Not sure if he's a normie, but it still gives me keks.
Starts at 4:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIC4sDVIFWI
What does 4chan think of cannabis?
>>28420616
I like the lower type. The high type gets me fucked up and I have panic attacks
>>28420616
yes please. it makes me dumb and makes me normal.
it kills the robot.
Occasionally in small doses to mellow out
Anything past that and I become a paranoid self loathing freak.
>helped me with my out of control alcoholism
>mfw no one really knows how antidepressants work or what they exactly do but doctors prescribe them to millions of people anyway
>mfw studies show up to 70% of people on SSRIs aren't even depressed or mentally-ill and are just retarded normies who think "being sad once in a while" equals "depression"
Has even a single person on this board actually felt or known anyone who has actually felt any positive change resulting from antidepressants whatsoever? I've been on max doses of Effexor,...
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>>28420505
The thing about antidepressants is that they do two things. Increase energy and motivation, and improve mood. The problem arises because the increased motivation comes weeks or months before improved mood, meaning often times, they just motivate you to injure yourself, kill yourself, or commit a different violent act.
being on lexapro for 3 months literally made my tits shrink 3-4 cup sizes
>>28420505
Absolutely no psychological effects, but I had the urge to piss no all the time.
It's weird, that they prescribe it for anything:
>depression
SSRI
>anxiety
SSRI
>ptsd
SSRI
It's almost like the doctors have no fucking clue at all how to treat mentally illness. And it only works on normies with mild depression who feel the placebo effect and get better.
The average girl has about 20 billion microbes in her mouth.
Why would you want to kiss such a disgusting hole?
Girls are gross.
What as Anon thinking when he made this post? What was his objective?
Who knows.
>>28420488
Because some are cute. I only recently lost my kiss virginity, and it was actually fairly nice.
Why do white people do this?I'm white and I love puppers, just not like that, I'm just wondering how my race became so degenerate.
I am in my office and can't move because my back hurts every time I stand up
what the fuck should I do? I can't move, I am stuck in my chair
I had some back pain in the morning, but I didn't know it would get worse
>>28420473
Just stay in your office senpai.
A cute girl will eventually help you out.
>>28420473
Just take 2 Aleve for all day pain relief
Have you not seen the commercial?
Are you older? If so it's only going to get worse
My Mom died May 21st 2015. Everyone posts shit on Instagram about how much they love their mother. Why do I have to suffer like this on a once normal day.
I want Mommy back
>>28420471
rip, peace to you my man josuke
>>28420471
Never crack eggy.
>>28420471
RIP senpai, you have my condolences.