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Instagram thread.
I'm assuming many of you have fake instagrams you need followers for, for trolling purposes. A few of you probably even have real ones that have a pathetic number of followers. Post your IG, other anons will follow you.
Rules:
1. No exposing the fake accounts/people pretending to be Stacy/Chad
2. No trolling the real accounts
3. You must follow back any robot who follows you
4. Like a couple posts etc to keep things legit looking
Bump. Surely this applies to some of you
get a fucking life dude
>>26577194
That was r-rude, anon
Bipolar retard reporting in. I used to be smart, and then I started on antipsychotics and zoloft. Now I'm a retard. The only benefit of this is that it takes me an extremely long time to orgasm, so I'll be able to last a long time in bed if I ever have sex.
Come on. I know you're out there.
>>26576922
At least check my dubs
>>26578880
You mean those dubs!
Shhhh...
Be very quiet. The NEET is sleeping. Don't wake him please, he's had a very long day of sitting in front of a computer hehe..
Wakey wakey neety eggs n wasting ur life
>1 reply, 1 poster
BAHAHAHAHA AH HAHA wagies BTFOing themselves now.
Back to work for mr Shekelsteinbergstein, wagecuck. Mush mush.
>>26576819
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP YOU SEXY LITTLE SLUT
>tfw don't want to be nihilistic anymore but can't find another philosophy that's even slightly appealing
How do I convince myself that life is has meaning?
>>26576794
Buddhism. Buddhism is to nihilism what nihilism is to Christianity and other normie ideologies
>>26577080
>Buddhism
Literally a meme religion.
>>26576794
>Or will you perish like a dog
max kek
Don't you hate that feeling when yet again you realize the girl you've been talking to isn't that into you
Shit ruins my day
>>26576777
she was never into you, atleast not yet because her plan A hasnt failed, your still plan B and she needs to give you false hope.
>>26576800
We fucked a few times but Idk where things went wrong
Last week was her birthday, I drew her a card and bought her some candy, we went out with her friend to a bar and I got kinda drunk and kissed her in front of people
Since then it's been me initiating text first since and she doesn't reply a lot
I thought we were having a good time man
Or am I too normie to be here because I managed to get sex
Ive slept with more than.a few women and I think the 0 attachment hookups make me lonlier than I was before
>finally lose my virginity
>came in under a minute
>he didn't jerk off beforehand
Kek
>>26576758
>lose virgnity
>fucking an hour
>don't cum
>eventually have to give up
>fucking for second time
>going for 2 hours
>still don't cum
>eventually have to give up
>girl is sore for a week after
This is how you do it, OP.
>>26576758
> finally lose my virginity (to escort)
> lose erection 20 seconds into it because can't feel jack through condom
> she tries to jerk me off without it to make me cum
> can't even get hard again
> subsequent escort encounters have been the same shit
just kill me
Have you ever had a sudden feeling of dread wash over you when you think about your own mortality and that one day you will cease to exist? I had that happen just now, just suddenly had this terrible feeling when I thought about the fact that some day which will inevitably come, I will be dead.
Dread? No...I feel some fear in how I will go, but I also feel a sense of comfort.
use too. but as i get oldr i realize how fucking retarded existence is. The thought of living forever would be a nightmare
>>26576736
Now imagine loving someone from the bottom of your heart, and seeing year by year how they grow older, unattractive, sickly, and finally picture the two of you wondering who goes first and finally the inconsolable grief of the survivor. Then thank your lucky starts that you are and will remain a robot.
Rose thread guys.
Come here Rosebuds.
Ugly cunt.
Rose thread
nice
who /emmabud/?
Who else /alcoholic/?
>>26576615
that picture can be applied to DXM as well kek
one day sober.
I'm not alcoholic, but when I gather with friends and go outside the only acceptable way to cope with reality seems to trash myself with spirits
ITT we post cucked people.
>guy i know has a gf like 5 years younger than him
>she dumps him
>he brings her swarowski (pretty expensive jewellery tbqhwys)
>she falls all over his dick again
>mfw waiting for the cycle to loop back around
>>26576593
>mfw my brother in law's real brother just got married to a fat bitch with a kid and no college degree.
While my parents forced me into going to my sisters wedding I told them I would object and embarress them all if they made me attend the cucks wedding.
>>26576658
Really? There must be a catch there somewhere. One does not simply willingly cuck himself.
>>26576593
>Old high school class mate has 2/10 gf he obsesses over.
>All of us are baffled by what he sees in her.
>She's cheated on him twice and everyone and their fucking mother knew about it but him: Once with his closest friend, and another with some other guy.
>We graduate and about a year later I find that he has had a kid with her and he slaving away to take care of them both.
>Cut all contact cause he's a dipshit who either can't learn from mistakes or can't keep it in his pants.
Too bad too, he was a really chill guy.
How do you feel about marriage?
What about forming a family without getting married?
>>26576553
i'm ok with forming a family without marriage, but i don't care, i'm past the wanting a woman. Marriage in itself is biologically not viable for human beings.
I don't want to deal with all that drama and stress, also bringing a kid in today's world is absolutely stupid, there's so many problems it's not worth to bring a life on this earth to make it suffer.
Do guys generally want kids? The double income + pets life sounds way too good.
Happiness declines into parenthood and only increases after your kids leave anyway.
>>26576712
people are living in the past, they think everything is fine, they don't understand we are on the verge of a precipice.....
Or they know and they're just ignoring it
Are female pedos socially accepted?
not on here
>tfw people call me a freak for wanting to fuck a prepubecent boy
No. They are just as socially ostracized as male pedos.
>>26576532
Be my gf.just boys or both?
When boys dick get hard does that always mean they're horny?because I notice a guy can get a hard on just from a hug or just from having a girl lay next to them. I do not think they feel horny, I think their body is just having some kind of reaction. Women do not get horny this easily.
I used to randomly get hard from absolutely nothing, but then I stopped being a teenager.
>>26576524
Please don't sexualize loli Kyoko.
>>26576524
It depends, it's a mixture of things, the smell of a woman, the shape of her body, her eyes, her lips, there's a lot of factors in your subconscious, getting hard is something you can't control.
A man can get horny on command if the woman is somehow attractive to him, men are simple creatures.
http://www.wtvm.com/story/31253630/fbi-alerts-heard-county-school-officials-to-threat
So they're actually investigating it now. Whether or not it was some fucking poser, I'd just like to say, good job anons.
>>26576514
Do you not know how to screencap you retard
Jesus Christ! That anon really fucked up.
>>26576554
Sorry that was my pic. I never got around to learning how to screen cap on windows.
>>26576587
Print Screen button -> Paint -> CTRL + V
I have a question for you who claim to be attractive, having girls flirting with you, but too aspie to get laid.
How do you know they find you atrractive, and not looking at you for being ugly?
>>26576499
These are some lovely lips.
As a guy with like 60 matches on tinder (I think its a pretty good indicator I'm a little above average looking), girls don't flirt with you. You have to flirt with girls as a guy, that is reality.
>>26576499
Because i've gone home with girls and gone out with girls but have fucked it up numerous times because I say and do the most autistic shit, as well as being too much of a beta faggot to make a move, when it's obvious what i'm there for.
