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Alcoholic thread. What are you drinking ? How much have you drank ? What's your favourite drink ? Tell us everything.
I'm about halfway down a bottle of shity peach schnaps.
Shit you got me. I don't usually get drunk this early, but I've been sipping whiskey all morning. Well, since you asked I like rum, or scotch. Usually though I drink Johnny Walker Black label or better. Also, I have a fondness for Crown. But yeah, I'm pretty wasted right now. I really should look for a fucking job.
I drink cider because it's cheap and stronger then beer. On my third strongbow of the afternoon. I drink to quell the loneliness.
>>26576610
Does it work? I may not have much in the way of worries when I drink, but I still get bored from the loneliness.
Who /Squidward/ here?
No, he has at least some passion for music, I'm just waiting for my death.
>>26576208
Not completely, but I feel some of his feels
He is the villain, not because he's villaneous, but because the world is.
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on libertarianism?
>>26576122
Literal God-tier philosophy for rational people. After reading Atlas Shrugged and some Rothbard, you will begin to understand that the individual should be placed above all else.
>inb4 retarded collectivists
it makes being a NEET impossible since in its endgame everyone is a tryhard yuppie who would kick their children out whenever they're ready to work, and there are no government NEET-facilitating institutions
>>26576122
Libertarians are Republicans who have a bad relationship with their father.
How would your parents feel if they found out about your internet habits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
Pretty surprised probably
I'm a weirdo to the highest degree
I seriously think my mom doesn't know that I look at porn. If I ever joke about going to "adult" sites she gets upset and tells me I'm not allowed to do that.
So she'd probably flip pretty hard.
>>26576089
Why can't the fucking Germans be normal for once.
At uni there's these people handing out papers with a list of "Things not to say to homosexuals/bisexuals/transgender/asexuals" on it. I'm thinking of making a "Things not to say to robots" list to hand out to people so the normies will learn how to make the lives of robot uni students easier. Do you have any suggestions? Here are some of my examples:
>"Why are you so quiet?"
>"You've seriously never had a girlfriend?"
>"Why are you so weird?"
>"Why don't you go out much?"
>"Why are you handing out these pamphlets? "
>>26576055
I'm going to have an explanation written on it, something like, "Robots are people who, due to bad upbringing and/or mental illness, never get a chance to learn how to socialize well and fit in with 'normies'*. Please be understanding and don't say things that can hurt their feelings. Examples of these are..."
*Do they need an explanation of what normies are? I have a feeling it's self-explanatory, but I don't know.
>"What's a robot?"
Motivate me to revise first year degree physics
I'll bump with picture of what I've done, each page of notes I write
>pic is my desk
>>26576019
why would i.. if you can't motivate yourself and need people to praise you then you should just die....
don't take it personally, no sentiment behind it.
>>26576019
There is no point in studying. Most degrees are worthless, especially if you are in america and you'll probably end up with a shit job anyway.
>>26576176
I don't disagree with you. I wrote a rough draft of my suicide note yesterday.
Just thought it would be nice to talk to someone today.
>>26576216
I dropped out of my degree and are currently neet. I want to learn because physics is interesting as fuck. I just struggle with procrastination.
Chestbrah (Zyzz's brother) is doing an AMA on fitmisc!
http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthread.php?87770-So-after-4-years-of-no-forums-I-m-back-Ask-Chesty-anything-thread
They were both robots when they were younger and became Chads due to lifting and steroids.
>>26575917
proof that it is in fact chestbrah
>>26575917
>some normalfaggot who's brother died of a heart attack at fucking 22 because of steroids
Tell me why any of us should give a fuck? Go away you goddamn shill
>>26575928
Ask him why he's called chestbrah if he has a pigeon chest.
The amount of normies on this board has increased significantly over the past few months.
You can't go into a thread without seeing somebody talking about their bf/gf or successful encounters with the opposite genders
Fucking normies I bet they'll post in this thread too.
>>26575837
Haha I know right? I was telling my gf who comes here too about this the other day
I'm here for the sole purpose of cutting through robot bullishit and making fun of you all
>>26575837
Ya, 2bh I come here specifically to make robots mad and call them out on the infinite amounts of bullshit they spew about how the world works. My gf thinks you guys are hilarious.
What's up faggots, chad here ask me anything.
Picture related, it's me. Pussy magnet.
It's that the kid that took a super high dose of clenadebanol that he ordered off the dank web?
i hope this is b8 if not you look like a disfigured autist
pic related is chad
>>26575861
>not even muscular
Lol pls kid
>>26575846
No, idiot.
>mfw finally got a job
>mfw 30K a year
That's almost 100 dollars a day, in case your NEET brain is too uneducated to do the math. If the rent for my apartment is 500 per month, and I spend 10 dollars per meal 3 times a day (no picking from the value menu, I'm getting full combos and a little extra for desert), then that leaves me with almost 2400 per month for me to spend on anything I want. Anime, vidya, the possibilities are endless. With this hard earned cash, I can make my free time even comphier with the pleasures money can buy. I'm practically set for life.
>>26575823
>rent for my apartment is 500 per month
Good luck living in that hostel/shitty city.
My mom was 11. But it's not so bad. We're into a lot of the same shows & stuff>>26575843
I honestly have no idea how much dollars are worth so this doesn't really tell me anything.
why can't real life be as easy as omegle ?
god damn it, if i could have just 1/10 of of the success i have on omegle in real life i would be a Chad
>>26575818
The internet is actually harder believe it or not. If you're getting somewhere on the most normalfag chat site, you have no excuses.
>>26575841
>The internet is actually harder believe it or not
i don't think so, i don't even show my face.
i'v just been blessed with an 8 inch thunder cock, but i can't really use that irl to pick up girls.
>>26575841
This. Women have significantly more choice on the internet. There's far more direct competition. And you lack the physical presence to make a lasting impression.
Because we know one of the many steps to becoming a social failure robot is getting betrayed at some point.
It also gets me off. I'll start:
> be 24
> get gf
> she's really cute
> relationship goes on just fine
> don't have sex yet
> one day suddenly starts acting weird, apathetic
> carry on, whatever, must be her period
> found out through friend she's been doing some shady shit
> investigate
> turns out she's seeing a 60+ year old sugar daddy frequently
> she dumps me
> she marries him, gets pregnant
> husband beats, abuses and eventually leaves her
>>26575685
>all those women being cheated on by their husbands
But all women are evil, right /r9gay/?
>>26575762
women can be cucks too if they're seeing chad
>>26575762
They shouldn't have dated Chads. They knew what was coming, Chad can never keep himself to just one girl. If they wanted loyalty they shouldn't have dated Chads. Therefore, yes it is their own fault.
>19 years old
>have used 4chan since 2007
Jesus. When I think of how this site has affect my life...
>>26575605
22 and started 2006.
Yep. Not a good influence. I frequently found myself preferring 4chan over friends.
found this place in 2007 and i was 17 then. You made me just feel old as fuck. You've really been coming here since you were 10? no wonder you're on /r9k/ you're probably fucked in the head, i come here for the laughs
>>26575696
>posts anime girl
>Isn't an enormous faggot
>Is only here ironically
Nice try, trickster.
>lol i don't care about physical looks, i swear! just b yourself
>>26575456
Where's the fat stacks of dollar in the image? This image is inaccurate.
>big, round ass
So she's into pegging?
>>26575477
if you're chad looking you can literally get away with being poor since some dumb bitch will provide for you
you'll never know this feel
>>26575392
post the edit pls
Talk about being a pussy-worshipping lifecuck, Jesus what an omega faggot. Actually even a faggot isn't that gay.
>>26575428
STOP BEING MEAN OR YOU WON'T ENJOY THE CONSEQUENCES
