Will there ever be anyone better than Elliot Rodger, or was he the peak of humanity?
a fucking door was better than Elliot Rodger
>>26581506
I would love to pour boiling oil into your ear canals, nostrils, and down your throat simultaneously.
>>26581484
>>26581506
nope, I can confirm, we're only going downhill
W-what do I say?
W-what does super like mean?
Your chance of dicking her is greater.
>>26581480
>>26581535
This and we can't hold your hand through a conversation unless you want it royally fucked up.
Grow a set. Message RACHEL and try to get to know her.
>>26581610
Just tell me a good starter line.
Is hey fine even if it's been a while since she liked me.
Sum up your life with a song lyric.
Since the robot frowns on "post only a picture threads"
I'll start.
>No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun...
What you know about champagne every night
Bad bitches everywhere, Barry White
Hit the things, I could bury white
Countin up a million dollars every night
Hit the mall blow up
Kinda hard when youre sleeping on Dolce
Wake up drinkin Rose
Killin that white bitch, OJ
>Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, I'm 1000% nigga
>sicker than your average nigger killer, twist nigger's heads off, niggers fucking stink niggers and gators
>chicken wing eating players, triple K hooligans like moonman, dead right if they head right, fucking your mom everynight
>moonman been smooth since days of killing Jews, never lose, never choose to lynch Jews who do something to us
>tfw school shootings are the only way for robots to gain attention and leave invsibility for women
>tfw no balls to pull it off
>>26580794
Leave an explosive backpack somewhere before you shoot the place up
Do a columbine but do it properly
You faggots are the reason this board is infested with roasties.
They are here by the hundreds looking for murderers to reproduce with
Fuck you
>>26580794
Fucking hell anon it's good you don't have the balls to, killing people doesn't get you the attention you want from women. I can't think of any good advice to not seem invisible but fucking killing kids isn't the way to go
Reminder that Elliot Rodger saved his drowning brother's life at a 4th July paty.
He was god's greatest gift to Earth.
>>26580766
Proof? I dont remember that in the manifesto, although I read it a long time ago
Reminder that he also planned on killing said brother because he thought he would grow up to be cooler than him, which I do remember from his manifesto.
Really? Damn. He had the psycho hero personality type, didn't he? Like, he thought he was a martyr. If his father took more of an active role in his life, he could've been good as a soldier or EMT, maybe a lifeguard.
I don't think he was pure evil. I think what he did was evil, but i think at his core he just had a very extreme nature about him.
He saved life, and he took it. He was truly powerful.
Will the next Dostoevsky, Kafka, or Dazai be from r9k?
I find it highly unlikely. The kind of person who could devote any amount of time to 4chan and still produce works of literature at that level would be the highly organized type A which none of those authors were (e.g. if a writer of mention were to be a 4chan browser they would more likely be the DFW kind or maybe Palahniuk because he is an immense faggot and meme writer)...Also, all the deflection and justification for suffering that people get from lurking here would preclude them from actually analyzing it, sublimating it and processing it to the point that they would write...
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>>26580932
Good post.
And probably not.
4chan users tend to procrastinate.
I think the only posters that are actually sucsesful are people with technical jobs such as folks from /g/ and /gd/
It would be cool, but I don't think a robot will be a literally genius.
>hope someone proves me wrong. I have faith in you botbros
Inb4:
>more likely that it comes from r9k than lit
>>26581255
>more likely that it comes from /r9k/ than /lit/
chek'd kek'd and rekt
>Only one chance at life
>You're not a qt girl
There's literally nothing left for you on this planet if you're a 5'9" average-looking male.
I'm 5'9 and below average looking. :(
I think it's all about forgetting that happiness exists and basically doing what you feel like until something kills you.
>>26580663
>Feeling like doing something
>While you are aware happiness doesn't exist
How the fuck do you do this
>>26580599
>5'6
Saving up for Leg Lengthening Surgery JUST so I can be 5'9
So do you guys have any experience with nootropics (cognition enhancing drugs or supplements). I am a robot trying to get my life back on track and I need something to give me an edge to get me out of the shithole that's my life.
tfw playing on hardmode.
>legit autist
> have ADHD
Feels bad man, feelz reel bad.
I need a response.
I guess no one has anything to add.
they're great, OP. get some methylphenidate or adderall and I promise the difference is like night and day
imagine being able to convince your broken prefrontal cortex to actually let you be productive for once
How's the redbags this year I got a bounty of $250, how about you?
Hey chinaman, explains to me why -zi is taken off the end of nanhai and nuhai and also niuzaiku.
I gave out $1200 fml
Where are you from ?
I am in Hong kong
Explain this:
>You know women are picky and want tall, high status, rich attractive men
>You know having a GF is a license to getting cucked by Chad and Tyrones.
>You know getting married is an alpha fux beta bucks scam.
>You know women dont like manlets
>You know women are giant racists who won't date any non-white male (Its just a preference sorry).
>You know they are validation...
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First of all I am completely for legal prostitution
All women are whores by nature, there's a reason prostitution is referred to as the oldest profession
I don't want to lose my virginity to a prostitute, I know it's stupid and entirely because of pride, but I don't want to
Ideally I'd be completely monogamous but that just isn't something that happens anymore, so if I ever manage to lose my virginity I'll probably just use prostitutes from then on
too much integrity for prostitutes.
i haven't given in, i never will.
i'll die a god damn virgin before i touch that swine.
I would go for it if it was legal
I don't want to go through hoops of shady bullshit to get laid
>tfw you will never get a bf who you can gradually feminize until he starts dressing and thinking like a girl all the time and gets breast implants and female hormones so he can become your sissy pet slavegirl.
>>>/d/
I guarantee there's guys who would volunteer for it there.
I don't whant to like this fetish.
>MFW this is a small fetish of mine but would not like the idea of doing hormones/implants because it kind of makes the sissification permanant
>Lost my virginity there
>Been going there on and off for the past 4 years, mostly when I had extra money to spare
>Girls there were fucking hot, and nice
>Really easy after a while to just walk in there, pick a girl and have fun with her for 30-60 minutes (depending on my extra cash at the time and how I felt)
>Visited there a grand total of 43 times, I kept count
>Last went there on February...
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I don't know that feel at all, but my condolences, normie.
Where do you live if that's illegal?
> inb4 the third world known as americuckistan
>>26580201
Pretty much every first world country
Today I touched a girl by accident, and holy shit, girls are so fucking soft, I never experienced something like that.
How much would I need to pay to cuddle for a few minutes with a girl? I want more of that glorious feeling.
Hire an escort. Expect to pay between $150 and $300 for a reasonably disease free one.
>>26580076
Do scorts cuddle too? I thought you could only pay for sex.
I don't care for the price, as long as she's cute
Just get a gf
Smaple comment
Which one do you hate more r9k?
Tumblr, but it's close.
Reddit. Without them Pepe could have stayed ours forever
>>26579999
Tumblr, because reddit is the same as 4chan nowadays (don't deny it, this website is just an anonymous reddit with no upboats)
>5 feet
>9 inches
congrats you're the average
fuck off nigger with your shitposting
>>26580009
nigger i hope you're fucking kidding, national average in the USA is 5'10.5, thats nearly 2 fucking inches taller than me nigger
>5 feet tall
>9 inch dick