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Shhhh...
Be very quiet. The NEET is resting. Don't wake him please, he's had a very long day of sitting in front of a computer.
you keep making this thread, why
NEETS FUCKING WRKT LOL
Why do you enjoy the taste of Mr. Shekelstein's cock so much, OP?
Good evening robots, the F&F is open tonight.
Walk in, gather round, get a drink and share your feels with your fellow brobots. There's a jukebox in the corner if you want to put on music and a deck for smokers on the second floor.
Reminders to keep things civil, since security isn't in the best mood tonight, and if you get a GET your next drink of choice is on the house.
What's on your mind, robots?
>>26586141
these titans
Does the "lift heavy, eat clean" meme work for fembot 200 lb land whales as well?
Morning barkeep, it's 1 am here, just get me a cup of warm milk.
My gf is going to cuba without me for a week. What are the odds she'll stay faithful?
You obviously have a cuck fetish and do not have a wife.
>cuba
>beaches
>shirtless chads
you gon get cucked
>>26586071
0 a d you know it, elsewhere this thread wouldnt exist.
Why do normies like coffee?
It tastes like dogshit black, and unless you load it with creamer and sugar it isn't palatable.
Not to mention it only works for like 5 minutes before I turn into a energy deprived zombie again. It's totally fucking useless, makes me jittery and just unhealthy in any useful dosage.
>>26586017
some people don't think it tastes like dog shit, maybe.
>>26586017
Some of don't have a toddler's taste buds anon. Now go back to your tendies and Sodey Pop.
>it's another 'stop liking things I don't like thread'
Why do you give a shit about what other people drink anon?
At the behest of positive responses, another will be hosted tonight. The movie starred today, "Girlhouse" will show the penalties of being a Stacy and living life on "easymode".
Join us, one and all.
cytu be /r/R9kMovieNight
>>26585984
No gets this time
Tonight's movie will be a bit more violent. No kids allowed
>Mfw it took me 2 hours to get this movie up
how do you shut down the desire for women or love? besides castration.
>your nuts give you love
Anon that's likely sexual attraction. Get friends and just hang out with them.
2d is the answer anon
>>26585786
You already know the answer anony mouse
*licks wagie*
Last day at the plantation before your whole 2 days of freedom, huh, wagecucks? Till next week I guess.
>>26585780
How can someone live off neetbux?
>>26585944
It's easy friendo! Just get mommy and daddy to pay for everything! Works every time!
>>26585944
I get ~$2.5k a month wagecuck I make due
>tfw my emotional bf is starting to get jealous of my sexual bf
>>26585621
Why don't you just have your emotional bf get fucked by your sexual bf so he can understand your perspective and see its not that big of a deal?
I love this meme. Keep at it lads.
>>26585621
>>26585684
Better yet, let your emotional bf fuck your sexual bf while your sexual bf fucks you
Anyone else feels like they are eventually going to settle for some ex-slut who isn't really attracted to you but needs stability before hitting 30? And since you are so desperate for affection you are going to let yourself be tricked into a loveless sexless marriage you're going to hate?
>>26585609
Nope, I'm too far gone, my capacity for illusion simply vanished.
>>26585737
What a bunch of awful, awful human beings.
>>26585788
Women my friend, women.
Guy from last night that took a girl out to see Deadpool update thread.
I just got back and I think it went alright. I didn't pull off anything during the movie but we went to a buffet after it was over and talked for an hour or two. When we were walking to our cars afterwards I decided to grow some balls and put my arm around her after she said she was cold. She reciprocated. She says she wants to go out again.
I think I did it, guys. I feel like such a bum compared to her successful life but I did it.
If you didnt kiss her you failed. Sorry anon.
Should have taken her somewhere better than a buffet.
The only way you can possibly save this is to not text or call her until she does. Do not hit her back immediately wait over an hour. Keep reaponses simple and get straight to the point.
Yea no ect make next hang out not a movie but malls are okay and kiss her immediately.
Confidently say it slipped your mind the other night and she will be putty in your hands.
Be calm confident let her do the talking and fuck her next week.
Enjoy your new piece of ass.
Do not ask her about relationships to be your girlfriend follow what i said until youre 3 months in then open up a little but not to much.
Fuck her regularly in fun ways and places.
Good luck heres me getting my dick sucked.
awesome job man!
There is no such thing as "making it" as a normie. Just live your life and be happy, and try your best to make others happy in the process! Then you'll see there is more than just false social statuses
>>26585488
Proud of you, Anon. You'll make it out of this hellhole one day.
Why don't you robots live a life you will remember? Many of you are suicidal, why not sell your possessions and experience the beautiful world we live in?
Once you realize only your excuses hold you back you will be free to do as you choose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOI66GB4508
>7 months later
Now what?
Because I've already lived much of my life, and now I want to forget. You'll understand when you're old and full of regrets.
>One day you'll dead
>You won't remember anything
So I made a fake Tinder account. Picked out a 9/10 looking Chad (pic related). I go to Big State Public Uni and there's a lot of really attractive girls on there. Make him a pre-med major and make him love puppies. In one day, he gets 2 matches. On the same day on my actual account, I got 5 (I'm a 5/10, maybe). Maybe it's the setting, maybe it's maybelline. But as far as I can tell, as long as you're not below a 5, you have a shot. You can do this robots. I believe in you.
>>26585431
It's because he looks like a goddamn faggot. Earrings and choppy haircuts are for twinks.
>>26585431
senpai it's because it's an obviously fake profile
>>26585493
this
also he isn't even that attractive because he's pulling a faggy face
>tfw I'm ignored even on /r9k/
I'm a loser in loserville.
>>26585407
what do you want to taIk about ?
>>26585407
I feel you OP. I'm a "thread closer".
Almost every time I post in a thread, it sinks into the abyss of the archive shortly after.
And by posting this, I have doomed this thread, therefore propelling your misery even further.
>>26585443
I don't really have questions, I want people to ask me questions. I want to people to make me think and use my mind.
This is the greatest man of our generation.
much love for elliot roger
Thats no man, thats god!
I'm buying a 328i Coupe this weekend so I can be just like Elliot Senpai. Wish me luck, anons.
Okay lads I just took 10mg of Zyprexa and I'm not Bipolar or Schizo. Will this have any sort of recreational effect whatsoever or am I wasting my time?
>>26585267
>thinks he can get high on antipsychotics
wew man just wew toppa kek m8 top top tippy tip ngger kek i tell ya
>mfw op is 15
You're probably going to black out soon. You might want to go lie down.
It's good for stimulant crashes or for aborting psychedelic trips gone wrong. But other than that, no value. Turns you into a sedated zombie. Have fun though, OP.
