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>be with gf
>she jokes about me looking like bigfoot because of my hairy back
>we joke about it a bit
>suddenly she mentions that I "probably" inherited it from my dad
>I pauze, repeating what she just said in my head
>"how do you know how my dad's back looks like?"
>she responds with: "oh well I saw it once when I was over at your place"
>I'm positive the only two times she ever got to see my dad was at dinner
>can't stop thinking about this convo ever since
Did my dad just fucking cuck me with my gf?
>>26579927
>be with gf
O U T
NOOOOOOWWW REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26579957
>>26579927
>tfw both of these posts were made by OP
>>26580025
you realize we've had a posters counter in the corner for a while now, right?
>tfw no /r9k/ gf
This is the worst feel. All I want is to date a girl from this board and eventually get married and have children with her. Fate wouldn't allow it though. I'm destined to be alone.
Girls on this website are just ugly stacies with crazy fetishes, no job, no money, daddy issues and higher standards.
Would you name you child anon or give it tripcode?
Lel m8 you sure you want a fembot? They'd be just as socially retarded as you are.
Who pastafarian here?
When I found the Flying spegehtti Monsters grace I became a different man.
>>26579837
Does that mean you don't spill spaghetti anymore?
>>26579837
I too have been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Praise be unto He.
This is the most reddit thread I have ever seen.
Show 'em if you got 'em.
Who's that between catwoman and supergirl in the top row? MJ from Spectacular Spiderman?
>>26579800
>black cat
kinda a whore, but not really. she's okay
>mary jane
total bitch. worthless
>honey
[insert personality here]
>ryuko
she's fine a bit too alpha for me desu
>>26579800
>caska
Let me explain to you fucking losers why you are here. You are a self-absorbed, bitter, and useless human being. You are so invested in how others perceive you that you get nothing out of life. You hold hatred towards "stacies" because they don't give you the sex you think you inherently deserve, despite being an insufferable human being. You don't put any work in your talents, you just waste them scrolling through the catalogs of several boards every day. You don't have a clue what its like to live in the cocoon that is called your existence.
Want some proof? How many of you just read the OPs, post you comment, then leave the thread open in another thread and wait until someone responds to you? I bet you don't even read the rest of the replies. That's how obsessed you are with yourself. I see it here more than any other board. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE HERE.
Why would anyone want to actually spend time with you? Get your fucking life in order.
>>26579613
* You don't have a clue what its like to live outside the cocoon that is called your existence.
I'm just here for the memes lad.
But anon I already knew all this.
We have these threads all the time.
>Be me, decide to lose virginity through hooker
>Look at rubmaps, find a local massage parlor
>Decide to hit it up the next day
>Go there during the morning so I'm the first customer
>Ring doorbell
>Mature Asian woman answers
>She leads me to a small room
>Makes me pay upfront & makes me take off my clothes
>massages me for half an hour then tells me to turnover
>Starts giving me a hand job but not getting turned on
>She puts my hand on her pussy, didn't work, boobs, didn't work either
>She relaxes for a bit & then restarted the hj
>Still nothing
>So I ask her if I can give her a massage
>She jumps on the table with legs spread open, tried to get myself turned on, but nothing
>After 5 minutes of laying there, she tells me shell give my money back & to leave
So I guess I've hit rock bottom
>she tells me shell give my money back & to leave
Kek.
You should have taken some viagra or something right before the massage
>>26579672
She looked insulted when I left, & I was on nofap for weeks
>>26579495
bruhbruh you were just nervous or maybe over-fapped. damn son, those massage parlor hj/fj's are nice..
What do you think the average IQ of /r9k/ is, huh? I would say no more than 90.
Just observation and deduction. I see a propensity for obesity. Poverty. Racism. Self-sabotage. A yen for fairy tales. Folks spending what little time they do have engaging in self pity on a preteen cartoon image board instead of improving themselves. I think it's safe to say no one here's gonna be splitting the atom, Marty.
Pretty much the same as that of the rest of the population.
4chan hasn't been a cultural abomination since the 00s.
>>26579482
120, nice pasta by the way retard.
>>26579482
Racism and
Self -sabotage is pretty high level stuff tho
If they were actually retarded they'd be drinking their lives away watching handegg
Anyways op, let's talk about you! Just finishing up an Internet iq test right? 146 as usual? Right on man, you're the smartest guy here by far.
Should I be a sperm donor for a lesbian couple that I found online? It would be nice to satisfy the innate desire to reproduce without having to deal with raising the child. But I'm worried about possible legal repercussions.
>>26579446
anon, you're living the dream. you better think of them being lewd while you're harvesting the seed
Don't do it without a lawyer present OP.
>>26579446
>giving happiness for nothing in return
they can even make you pay for the child, it has happened
so just mind your own bussiness
Ayo robots... What is a nu-male? I want a larger explanation than pic related.
The picture explains it pretty well already tho
>>26579439
Any male tumblr user or gaming blogger/"journalist"
>>26579439
nu-male:
1 - faggot, see also "OP".
How many of you have high testosterone
>tfw fap 10 times a day and still horny
>tfw extremely high test
>>26579358
>tfw 3.75ng/ml
Also changing diet won't raise your test levels, neither will nofap, working out or looking at pictures of thick girls. I've tried it all.
>>26579426
>3.75
Wtf even 400 is low, you have literally no testosterone if your under 10 ngl
>>26579426
Changing diet would help dumbass, if someone sits around drinking beer all day everyday they're going to have low test
I need help. Some time ago I started developing sexual interest in guys and thought I was just "finding myself out" but I get turned on by kids and even my cat. help
>>26579347
>and even my cat
how so
Daily jew mindwash thread about how bad pedo is and how everyone should try to "cure" themselves
OP answer me this:
>Do you get aroused easily by other things that seem ridiculous to get aroused by or just things you don't like in general?
>tfw the balance has shifted
>short hair
>uncovered shoulders
SLUT
>>26579333
the woman on the left is actually quite attractive for the era
most women back then would instakill any boner due to not having real cosmetics and being riddled with fuckloads of STDs
I swear to God, feminist are female robots. KV and probably never changes.
So why do we hate them?
So eggman is a fraud. His podcast was a lie and he doesn't work two jobs, he's a neet who sleeps 12 hours a day. Knowing what we know now how should we treat the eggman?
where's the proof of this though
I've heard lots of stories about him but the one from the most people and the most credible stories is that "the year without normies" was when he quit his job to be NEET, apparently he met some girl and he quickly blew through all of his money taking her on vacations across the country, and then really recently she dumped him and left him in debt so he had to get two jobs washing dishes at a restaurant and going back to his gas station.
Source? I don't keep up on the drama
Eggy you better stop lurking and start posting. You got some explaining to do
Shit normies say
"anon you don't talk much" "anon why are you walking with your head down"
Fuck you all that's why
>>26579186
>"Why do you walk with your head down?"
I'm utilizing an improvised algorithm that will carry me to my destination in the fastest time with the shortest distance. According to my calculations, I'm ahead of schedule. You have three seconds of my time. Go.
Are you really that bad at putting on your human face? You just have to act confident, and seem like you're one of the normies if you don't want to hear stuff like that. It's not all that hard, but at the end of the day you'll just put a shotgun to your head anyway so I guess it doesn't make that much difference. Still, it's bad enough to be a freak without being treated like one.
>>26579928
>shotgun to your head
Nah I plan to go the natural way with drug abuse
Who /glasses/ here
>>26579144
I wear black metal frame Marchon glasses, but when I get the money, I'm going to upgrade to some Oliver Peoples.
>>26579144
contact lenses master race here
Most people probably.
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