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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
WAKEY WAKEY WAGEKEKYS
wagies L I T E R A L L Y blown the fuck out
Another day anotah dollah from my home
Good to be web designer havent left home for 6 months
In same position as neet just getting 4x more money
>>26573084
Thisis how wagecucks actually live, very sad.
My gf claims to be open and understanding of everybody and their lifestyle choices, but I know the real her; she's a racist and homophobe.
How do I introduce her to pegging without losing her?
>>26573078
just fuck ur own ass fag
>>26573078
You don't, fucking faggot.
>>26573091
>>26573094
I'm willing to concede that I may be bi, but I'm not interested in men sexually. I just want my butt played with.
Do you
Fold
or
Crumple
Your toilet-paper when wiping your ass?
What toiletpaper does /r9k/ buy?
I personally fold and buy the 4-layered one.
Fold or die
>>26573009
>>26573037
Folders are probably autistic honestly, they're the same people who orient their toilet paper like this because "it makes more sense!"
Only barbarians crumple.
When will this board stop being so misogynistic and realize that girls don't want you, not because they're terrible people but because you're simply undesirable?
No shit.
The difference is in the past I could expect to marry an equally physically undesirable woman.
you guys will be happy once you stop caring about sex and getting a girlfriend
just get an escort or a hooker and get it over with.
you will never have teenage sex
sex =/= love, you won't find your first love, if you do good for you, through sex
if anyone asks if you're a virgin, say no
if anyone asks who it was your first time with, just say some obscure name, no one will care or know
there aren't some ancestors looking down in shame upon what you do, just fucking do it, there are worse things than getting an escort
stop caring about sex and getting a girlfriend, and just improve yourself for yourselfI'm still sad though cause I have no friends, I really don't care about the above, but having no friends really sucks ass. I'd rather have friends than get pussy :(
>>26573057
>and just improve yourself for yourself
I am perfect.
It's just that nobody else can see it.
>tfw just beat the shit out of my mom
God what the fuck is wrong with me. I'm a fucking maniac.
>>26572661
Why did you do that fampai?
>>26572680
She called me a "worthless fuck".
>>26572691
okay then she deserved it
talk shit get hit
I need a friend...
>>26572434
I'll be your very own original friend anon.
>>26572434
Kill yourself, you worthless sack of pubic hairs.
>>26572447
Really doya mean it? Gimme dem digits!!
Good morning, wagecuck. Just two more days until your next two days of freedom. Until then:
Another day, another dollar.
I like these threads. Post more comfy neet images.
>>26572345
Neetfrog, I want you to know that normally I'm immune to you, but this week I'm working the morning shift instead of the night shift and on Saturday my longtime friends are coming in from the city. Well done
>he gets so mad he abandons the threads where he gets assblasted and reposts again, crossing fingers so that perhaps this time is different, perhaps this time nobody will ridicule him for being a poorfag
guess what neetfag, found you again
you aren't safe anywhere, chads have overtaken this board. this is not your haven anymore.
Louis duffle bag filled with heroin
Is this some secret message so some guy can know where to find the heroin?
>>26572233
It's actually a very deep metaphor
>>26572308
What does it meme
>apply apply apply
Still nothing. I want to work and slave my life away, as is considered normal, but apparently im not even good enough for that
ive gone completely numb
pic unrelated
>>26572195
>whine whine whine
Still nothing. I want to whine and whine my life away, as is considered normal, but apparently im not even good enough for whining
ive whined myself completely numb
pic unrelated
>>26572195
Are you not fat?
Join the military.
They won't turn down a loser like you.
You might even get a cool job/free college.
Hell, you might even get normie experiences.
>>26572231
Too bad you can't have a history of mental health problems if you want to get into the military, you stupid prick.
They don't want losers either.
GUYS THIS HELICOPTER HAS BEEN CIRCLING AROUND MY HOUSE / NEIGHBORHOOD FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES AND THE LIGHTS KEEP FLASHING IN MY WINDOW. HOW DO I DELETE FILES FURTHER THAN JUST THE RECYCLE BIN AND MAKE THEM HARDER TO RECOVER?
>>26572136
FOLDERS INSIDE OF FOLDERS
>>26572157
THAT ARE INSIDE OF FOLDERS
Delete the win32 file.
>tfw grandma says: Anon i bet girls are all over you at school!
>>26572126
>tfw*
* The following is an original comment.
>>26572126
Nothing hurts my feels more than when my grandma compliments me on something that obviously isn't there. She does it with so much kindness and compassion. Makes me want to die that the rest of the world just sees me as a genetic reject.
>>26573193
Twist: she's doing it to mess with ya! :^)
>got to the front page of a gaming subreddit
Biggest accomplishment I've had in months lads. Post your reddit stories ITT
>>26572016
No you didn't. Fake.
>>26572103
Yeah I did bro. I'd link it but I don't want to gibe my info away.
[spoilerit was r/halo though[/spoiler]
>>26572118
Halo doesn't get any attention these days. Maybe if you said League of Legends, I would have believed you. Better luck baiting nubs next time.
How long will it take to kill myself with these?
I'm not a smoker, but long story short, I have to buy two packs on Friday but I have no clue what to do with them. Also, will any brand kill me faster or is it roughly the same?
A few decades of smoking as much as humanly possible would probably give you some issues
If you shove them all down your throat you could probably be done in less than 2 minutes.
>>26571695
already have a smoking thread up, son
>be 11
>christmas time
>go to aunt's house on boxing day for big family gathering
>grandparents, great aunts, adult cousins are all there, I'm the youngest person except for a cousin's baby, my sister is a few years older than me
>everyone sitting around, typical christmas music playing, eating buffet food. We're not a hugely close family and rarely get together, so the atmosphere is a little more awkward than it could be
>most interesting thing happening is my uncle lightly ribbing my sister about her taste in music
>"You like all that rap music, I bet you get together and rap with your friends at school, don't you?"
>a light ripple of chuckling
>I had zero interest in music, least of all hip hop
>look up from Dragon Warrior 3 on my gameboy color
>"I can rap"
>sister rolls her eyes and tell me not to be stupid
>"I can!" I insist to the room, "I know a rap! I'll do it right now!"
>evening hasn't even progressed to the point where people are playing charades or pictionary or anything, and I literally go up cold in front of the christmas tree, center-stage, and start bobbing up and down on my knees to get the rhythm going
>"You don't know a rap!" my sister, visibly perturbed, continues to insist. How wrong she is.
>With my extended family all silent now, all staring at me, I begin:
>"Kick. Punch. It's all in the mind. If you wanna test me... I'm sure you'll find."
>proceed to rap through several minutes of Chop Chop Master Onion's rap from Parappa the Rapper
>do all Master Onion's jerky arm movements to the music
>go through all of the button-pushing sequences, ("Chop... Chop... Kick... Kick...")
>emulate Onion's Japanese accent racistly
>switch to Parappa's voice for his bits
>around a minute in, my mother tries to stop me
>grandma puts a hand on her arm and says, "Let him finish, dear."
Holy fucking kek anon.
Do you have a driver's license?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TsqCNy6UU0
>>26571837
Spergo story thread time?
>>26572058
Ok I used to make up imaginary countries, whole histories to go along with them, flags, fake languages, national anthems, armies, the whole shebang. And I half lived in the real world and half in my little imaginary world where I was some James Bond type super agent motherfucker, hopping between all these countries on secret missions to save the world. This lasted for like four years. From 4th-8th grade.
What does /r9k/ think of Nicki Minaj?
Niki mininge
As a dorky white boy, I want to fuck her fat dark-meat booty.
i find her completely repulsive and feel bad for humanity for having to see her in media. that said i just want to hatefuck her to death
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