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>tfw a pretty girl compliments you on your appearance
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>tfw you act too creepy for a girl to ever talk to you
>>26568088
She told me, "you're so pretty holy shit."
I'm male.
>>26568230
nice. did u get her number? at least add her on facebook?
who else /questioningtheirexistence/ here?
>tfw senior in high school (18 years old) and uncertain if i should enjoy my free time or sacrifice pleasure to study in order to get a better job and enjoy more things in the future (movies, anime, music, drugs, vidya, etc.)
also, does anyone else here have a deep desire to dedicate their life to something greater than themselves, whether it be music, art, or their love for god, etc. ?
feeling lost.
>>26568055
join a gang or isis or the boyscouts or some shit
Manage your time like the adult you are. Study like 2 hours a day for the next few years and you'll be set to become a valued member of society. You don't have to "sacrifice your life" if you manage your time and study smart.
Enjoy your weekends.
It's only the begining. In a year you'll be wondering if you're real or not, then you'll accept you're not and continue living with the flow, without puting input or thought to what you do except superficially.
Ask a guy who works at target anything.
>>26568044
What department? I'm a vendor for target stores
How do I shoplift successfully?
>>26568044
How do iget doubles?
"I want a shirt with that famous idol anime"
"Say no more."
lol
i kinda wanna buy this shirt except men edition
it will trigger people who are deep enough in to understand it and that will make me happy
>>26568013
>Love Live
>Aikatsu
Chinese Jews did this.
I really like this shirt tbqh
A real man fucking calls her.
Been told by several women that they're far more likely to go out with a guy who calls them.
Hearing your voice does things to her brain. It's necessary to hold a real conversation that will hold her attention.
Just say "I don't text". Always call, leave a voicemail if you have to.
Texting is for awkward preteens
Prove me wrong.
>Protip: you can't
>>26567886
Nah. I dont think I've ever called a single girl Ive fucked so no.
talking on the phone makes me want to die
>>26567886
>tfw you have a spergy nasal voice
Feels bad man
When was the last time you changed your pillow case?
>>26567731
Last night, I started to itch so nip that shit in the bud. Cleanliness is next to Godliness after all, or so they say
>>26567731
I just started washing my sheets, blanket and pillow cases 10 minutes ago. Blanket and sheet hasn't been washed in a week or so and the sheets about 3 days.
Gotta try to clear up that face.. it's brutal (I gotta stop fucking touching my face too)
/blog
>>26567731
Around a week ago. Though it usually takes longer than that. ..
OMEGLE THREAD
GET IN HERE LADS
Tags: r9komegle omegler9k r9k
bumpity bumper
bumperinoo
tag:furry
never have i been so disappointed. erpfaggots everywhere. i don't know what i expected
How can i teach math to girls?
get them a sex change
That's not vague as shit or anything.
I'm a math teacher. Girls are, for the most part, better at math than boys. This is because they can sit still and listen due to years of being told to sit still and listen.
Of the top 10% of my students, I would wager 80% of them had a vagina.
What the fuck do I do with my life? I don't have any great skills or any kind of "future". I could go into thousands of dollars in debt to get a degree and become a lawyer or something (I don't even know if I have what it takes to get through law school, let alone get into one with my shitty GPA) and then what? I'd still being doing stuff I really don't want to, just like my shitty job at a cafe right now. I don't have a passion or anything like that to pursue. I feel like I could spend the next 20 years smoking weed and working shitty jobs or I could spend it going to college and getting a degree and focusing on advancing my career, but 20 years from now won't that time feel wasted either way? It seems like everyone who is traditionally successful always says they wished they spent more time doing what they really wanted and everyone who's a deadbeat at 40 who spent their time doing what they felt like wished they had focused more on their career.
FUCK the pressure to be fulfilled in life is like the cloud looming over me all the time and I have no idea what to do about it.
Anyone else here feel the same?
bumping i guessorginality
youll drift into a job you will soon come to hate like the rest of us broken toys.
youll hate life more and more as you age
youll realize fear is the only real emotion in our society.
so dont have kids, and get your slave ass back to work.
>>26568166
then why not just end it?
I somehow have a date tomorrow, we're going to see Deadpool. How do I not fuck it up?
1. Don't think to much
2. If you're 100% spaghetti spilling nervous, do not talk.
3. Keep calm at all times
4. Don't be a tryhard 360 no scope global elite faggot.
5. Do not try to be funny.
6. Put your arm around him/her in the middle of the movie.
>>26567435
>>>/soc/
where do you think you are
>>26567492
Everything there makes sense but
>6. Put your arm around him/her in the middle of the movie.
Is this a good idea though? What if she doesn't like it? I'd be fucked.
Every time I come here to read about feels I see rampant misogynistic comments and threads.
They seem dedicated to slandering women, calling them whores, or self interested callous monsters.
Never once have I seen any introspection from the individuals who make these claims, as if they aren't aware that women are human too.
The mention of women on this site is always met with hostility, never have I heard any nice things being said about women. It's always bashing, shaming them, just for being who they are.
How anyone could have such a cruel disregard for their fellow human being, so much as to demonize their entire gender?
They're just bitter low lifes who need to unleash their frustration on someone. They happen to choose women. Nothing to see here.
>>26567434
The only women I talk to are mean to me because of the imageboards I happen to spend my time on. It's your fault, anon. If a girl could show up and talk about her husbando and how much she hates society, that'd be awesome, but it's always just shaming like this.
because women are fucking awful. they constantly ruin lives, these boards are the closest thing we have to revenge
Ahh the modern womyn
Jesus christo I bet she was obese
>>26567425
OP is toxic and negative.
>>26567533
I think that is obvious.
If I didn't tell you I was trans would you know
>>26567421
greetings space friend. why does your species have no sexual dimorphism?
>>26567421
Don't reply to bait thread.
Help getting rid of the cancer by scrolling.
/Sage
>>26567421
ahuh... yeah
SO FAR AWAYYYYYYY
>>26567417
WE WAIT FOR THE DAYYYYYAYYYYYY
I COULDN'T GET AWAY
IVE BEEN CHANGING, BUT YOULL NEVER SEE ME NOW
how do you fuckers get to sleep without smoking pot?
i tried it the other day and spent all night staring at my ceiling.
night walks
i usually go out for a 45-60 minute walk at about 9pm
>>26567355
also stop looking at your computer/phone screen an hour before you want to go to bed
and make sure your room is dark and cold
if all else fails jerk off
>>26567366
Jerking off wins every time. The other day I woke up at 330 and tossed and turned til 7. Fapped once and I slept like a baby.
