post pics of your doggos
dead dog spammers not allowed
pic related, my puppers
cute puppers, anon
Couldnt find a pic of my dog on this coputer, if this thread is still up tomorow morning i will post my doggu
>dead dog spammers not allowed
Would you date a girl in a wheelchair?
Depends why.
If she is paralysed, she might be in diapers and also incapable of controlling her pelvic muscles, i.e. a dead fuck.
If she looked like that, absofuckley
Depends on why she's there and if she's a good person.
I'll say no as a blanket rule.
Why do american women start whoring out at very young ages?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt93xTi7OPQ
>>26570244
American can't into ASMR.
It must be something in the water...
>>26570740
>It must be something in the water...
There are jews in the water?
You're at a bar with your gf and THIS guy busts in bare ass naked with an erection and a gun in his hand which he shoves into your gf's mouth.
You reach for your gun but hear a hammer cock right next to your head. It's the guy's accomplice.
The guy says, "That's right suck my gun, now suck my penis or you're all dead including me and my friend here." He activates a time bomb and sets it on the bar. "You have a minute to make me come."
Your gf frantically drops to her knees but looks to you pleadingly to take some course...
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>>26570186
How's the accomplice? Is he as unfit?
I don't have a gf and probably never will
>>26570186
Shoot myself in the dick and use everyone's moment of shock that I shot myself to kill the fat bastard.
Who here /cloud9/?
>>26570099
its called a mouth fedora.
nice dubs
>>26570120
oy vey thnx for helping us with this meme anon!
trying to make a strong aniseed juice, since I quit smoking the only juice I like is aniseed.
All the good ones are 4.99
I have tried everything and can't get the aniseed flavour to be the top note, maybe they need steeping
Why do I have to go to college?
>>26570094
because you are stupid and cant form a thought for yourself therefore are just easy money for my university to profit from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t69UYgeFDvY
Because it's the modern equivalent of a high school diploma.
Would you let a tranny keyhold your chastity cage?
I found someone who can keyhold me, but they are a tranny, I'm straight but the thought of someone holding the key to my dick is such a big turn on. I guess if she releases me in return for a blowjob I think I might if I was horny enough.
Is any one else here locked?
>>26570000
Doesn't this fuck up your dick? I want to stop masturbating so much, and this seems like an option, but it seems like
>it would hurt
>it would mess up you cock
>it's noticeable
>>26570058
and number one it makes you a faggot for wearing one
imagine if someone ever found out you wore one of those things
what if you get an erection? wouldn't it be too big for the cage?
Do my legs look feminine?
stop posting you mentally ill freak of nature. your a man in a dress. nothing more. you are a disgusting mutant.
saged
You literally already have another thread going on about yourself, you empty headed fucking retard.
>>26569976
>>26569981
the nouveau-homosexuality is real
>that feel when ive been in a sexual relationship with my mom for over ten years
>im a tranny and no one else would ever love me
Rev up that suicide boys
>>26569904
Have you been trans that whole time? How old were you when it started? What's it like?
>>26569904
sexual relationship with your mother you say>?
>>26570003
I legitimately feel like I was born trans. Felt this way during elementary school maybe even earlier
I shared a bed with my mom growing up, it started when I was 12.
>what's it like
Not great, even awful at times but it feels compulsory
/r9k/ I need help.
>Get tinder
>Keep swiping veryone right
>Matches me with this 42 year old woman
>We star ttalking
>She eventualy tells me she's a dominatrix and basically people pay her to beat them up and dominate them
>I tell her that this soundsgreat and all but I'm a student andmy budget doesn't really allow me anything like that
>She...
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do it , you'll probably not get another chance anon
Pointless because you're never going to fuck her regardless of what she does or says.
>>26569641
Yeah, this is one of the arguments I considered. Not always you get asked to be a cuck for a hot as fuck milf dominatrix.
>tfw want to lose weight but have no self control
>>26569554
Food is one of the only pleasures I have left.
Doing a diet is for normies
>>26569554
start slow, instead of having 6 meals a day have 5 or replace of of your snacking sessions with a healthy alternative.
Do this for a week then increase your efforts. 4 meals a day or 2 alternative healthy snacks.
>>26569554
>mfw self control
>mfw I can eat a single potato chip
>mfw I can take a bite out of a donut and leave the rest
>mfw I regularly indulge in sweets because I know my caloric intake
>Mfw gaining and losing weight at will
Must suck to be a food siphoning balloon eh?
It's simple, guys
>buy a costume of a character that is well known and wears a mask that completely hides your face, e.g. a Stormtrooper
>wear this costume everytime you go out in public and never show your face
>you can act more socially and extroverted because no one can see your face
>people will be happy to see your costume and talk to you
>you can get laid with freakish girls that are into masked/anonymous...
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>>26569406
This has lot of trolling potential too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwl_wihgalk
masks are illegal in my state (or maybe even country, idr)
I know it's fucking pathetic
I've thought about doing this with burqas though cause it's legal if there's a religious reason behind it
Like hey why not
>>26569461
Say your religion is the dark order and you should be exempted of fee.
If you normies are going to hang out here then the least you can do is provide us with some fap material. Post anything noteworthy, funny, cute, or whatever the fuck.
>>26569382
max allowed is 2 MB
fuck hiroshima
Here's how I lost my virginity
>be 21 yo virgin
>desperate for pussy
>constantly trying to hit up girls on Yik Yak
>had to change my kik name twice because I've been posting it so much it started getting recognized
>finally find a girl that's dtf
>she's fat though
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>>26569382
>first bf
>pressures me to be sexual
>agree bc i don't want him to leave me
>one day asks if he can try something
>pulls out plastic handcuffs from halloween store
>try not to laugh, he's obviously into it
>put them on me
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>tfw want to vote for this guy to become president
>my state is overwhelmingly liberal, the most liberal state in the entire country
>my vote literally won't count at all
>>26569374
Nobody's votes count. Presidents are elected through the electoral college. Voting for president is just a waste of time that normies make such a huge deal about.
>>26569402
nigga did you flunk government in high school
what if like...you voted for trump ironically...and he wins by one vote...and it's yours
Pls tell me nice things body about my body and I'll post more pics
Btw on my period
>>26569202
Men don't get periods
obvious trap/10
>>26569202
you'll never be a real woman