How many women have you asked out /r9k/?
>>26562667
i asked my waifu once.
Guess what happened
>>26562667
Once. It was that kind of cute girl I met on tinder a month or two ago. She said yes but cancelled 15mn before our meeting time and just stopped responding to my texts. I cried like a bitch that night and felt depressed for about a week. I still think about it desu and it still hurts.
>>26562667
0, never had anybody to ask out, you can't just go up to a random person
>get 97% on the midterm
>class average is 67%
>professor adds 7.5% and raises the class average
>raise my hand and ask what happens now that I'm over 100
>professor tells me everybody now hates me
>go to his office later with my test
>prove my one wrong answer was actually right
>grade goes even higher
>feel...
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>going to uni
Lel
Scored the number of girl I've been spitting game to, thank God my last pull ended up having a kid
spent the day listening to my roommate run to the bathroom shitting his brains out. I consider this a victory because it only proves he drank my damn chocolate milk, I spiked the half gallon with laxatives yesterday before bed.
I kind of feel like I need to throw it out or tell him not to drink it because he's kind of an idiot and will do the same thing over not realizing the milk gave him the shits.
How in the world are we supposed to compete with this? How?
>>26562316
Lift and eat properly for a couple of years
Niggers have ugly faces anyway
>>26562316
by not being so insecure that you have to inject chemicals into your ass cheeks to get a leg up over your fellow man
>>26562316
By not being a faggot that takes pictures of himself naked. Unless you are already a faggot.
"Just B Urself"
Is Spongebob just a glimpse into the future all of us robots had as children?
Is SPONGEBOB FUCKING NORMIE??
SANDY IS FUCKING STACEY COME ON ROBOTS DONT YOU AGREE WITH ME
CMON YOU FUCKIN NEWFAGS WHERES THE CUNTANONS TO FIGHT ME???
What happens is that episode I have forgotten
Going to watch the movie Adulterers and see a fascinating tale of a cuck, a roastie, and a Tyrone plus a qt Asian.
Will start the movie in 10-15 minutes.
Get in here.
>>26562222
Get in here I got quads.
>>26562299
I just got double dubs
Grab some snacks
Nobody here yet so won't start until we get somebody
Who's bringing the beer?
Who /retarded from antipsychotics/ here? I've taken risperidone and abilify, and they are just making me retarded.
>>26561661
Risperdone isn't making me retarded
Actually it barely helps, wat do
I stopped risperdon in 2007, couldnt think ahead of time until 2009.
I wonder if it did any permanent damage.
Very troublesome, trying to imagine what to eat tommorow, or what to do, and the brain wont allow future thinking.
>>26561678
I got off risperidone because it was fucking with my hormones. I'm on abilify now (OP), and it seems to be working but making me more retarded. It has completely stopped my psychosis, but it does little to prevent my mania.
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go outside in a few months if you live on Earth.
It's going down. Apocalypse.
We all gonna die desu.
US-Russia-Israeli Nukes are going off over the escalating Syria Proxy War-situation.
Too spoopy. I is a scared, anon-kun. Somebody hold me.
Happening Thread will be posted June 22, 2016 in the AM.
So long, space robots.
http://dagobah.net/flash/countdown_2012.swf
>>26561611
Fuck,
OP here,
I did not ask for dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHt6bSfpfZ4
OP here again.hi fbiI do not condone murder.But I also don't condone that you don't check these dubs
>>26561712
these are rare dubs ^
You see this cute girl walking the streets by herself.
How do you make her your gf?
>>26561466
take her to my house and make her eat a bow of eggs
>that top
Clearly she's more of an attention seeking whore than the usual woman
Ignore her and move on, she will cheat on you to "find out if you really care about me"
>>26561466
buy her.
Remember, you have the power to control outcomes in your life, anybody who tells you otherwise does not have your best interest at heart
Don't even bother.
These people are too caught up in their self pity to try and do anything about their situation.
>WAHHH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN
>MILLIONS OF PEOPLE GO THROUGH IT BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY SINGULAR SPECIAL SITUATION
>WHY EVEN TRY IT'S NOT WORTH IT
The people here are too caught up in society's idea of what you need to be happy, and they're so deep in their own shit that they shat out themselves to even try.
The only...
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>Remember, you have the power to control outcomes in your life
If this was true, my life wouldn't be as bad as it is now.
Starving children wouldn't be hungry
Crippled people would be walking
Bla bla bla bla blah
>>26561120
>le free will meme is true
No. It isn't.
ITT: You look in the mirror and see your reflection
>>26560399
The mirror lies
according to this chart I'm at least a quarter black
50% chad half NUMALE half gentleman
I agree with that gestalt
This is what I see.
What am I?
>Endless amounts of MBTI threads
>Nobody has a fucking clue what Jungian functions are
>Endless streams of faggots pour in
>"OMG IT'S JUST A TEST BRO"
>No matter how many people I remind
>"OMG IT'S JUST A TEST BRO"
>I get no respite
http://www.careerplanner.com/8CognitiveFunctions/Cognitive-Functions-Simply-Explained.cfm
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>>26560253
bump
The people must see this.
This is the kind of thing that people wont understand till they have matured a bit, and learned something of themselves and their own internal mechanisms and biases
but this is r9k, and the lack of these things have led them here to this board
also the delivery kind of sucked but there isnt any kind of way to provocatively present this information
Are intjs autistic
Who here is, or wants to be a beta orbiter? If you were one, post your experience.
Why aim so low?
>>26556601
Because it's actually higher than what I have now and I'm a masochist
I always prided myself on not being an orbiter, then I met this qt trap and fell hard, went into full orbit immediately.
I think its because qt girls are so common I never get attached to any one, but its harder to find fuckable dudes so I just couldn't let go. I just wanna serve him loyally and buy him stuff.
Quick, /r9k/!
A fierce-some dragon is about to devour the beautiful princess. What do you do?
Whatever
low content
Fuck the dragon
lick my snout
who /ramen/ here?
just had my first bowl probably gonna have 2 or 3 more later
Maruchan is god
>>26553250
Reminder that instant noodles are to ramen as fleshlights are to sex.
i had a kimchi flavoured noodle bowl this morning.
>drinking the broth
disgusting
pour that shit out and only touch the noodles
Would /r9k/ agree with this infographic? Are you successful? Post in this thread.
All but for unsuccessful people criticizing.
>Would /r9k/ agree with this infographic?
No, it's Tumblr tier.
>>26728553
^ Indeed
Constructive criticism is highly important.