Most of you are under the impression that you are good people and that you have been wronged by the world.I'm here to tell you this is not the case the most of you are human scum and deserve to feel the way you do.
Yes we are scum but the fact we've been treated like shit our entire lives had a big role to play in that.
ok, thanks for the tip.
Don't generalize me. You don't know me.
post the stupidest pepe you have saved
>>25075179
Found this one a couple days ago
>>25075201
i saved that one too
not that bad really
>parldtl when
>got a gf regularly cheating on me
>to beta to stand up to her
what to do r9k? just swallow it?
never gonna find someone half as attractive willing to call herself my girlfriend
You should kill her.
Alternatively leave her, cut her out of your life and if you have any nudes of her post them here, she's already letting tons of guys see her naked so you might as well let us see, too.
Don't forget to call her a roastie when you break up.
>>25075135
End with her, its gonna be much better in the medium-long term
>gf
Just get out mayne
Are you ready for that Christmas dinner fellow robots?
>implying my family does normal shit like this
I plan to watch the Adventure Time Christmas Special instead.
>>25075214
just watched the new season
its sad
im sad
why
It's been too long since I last saw the light of happiness familia, it is time for me to rest, to leave this place and find peace in not existing.
So long, space robots, it's been a good ride.
>gustav threads
>>25074956
Nice b8m8 try again fag
>>25074956
see you tomorrow familia
>Wake up, hair greezy and basiclly feel like shit
>Go in bathroom mirror and look manly and amazing
Another feel
>Be feeling like i look good
>Look frontly in mirror, look nice as fuck
>Turn head a bit to the side and look like shit
Another one
>Be feeling like i look good
>Take out phone to take a picture and see myself and want to vomit
Does...
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>look in mirror, look attractive af
>try and take selfie, all of a sudden im ugly as fuck
It's like I'm delusional in the mirror
>>25074927
This is probably my biggest problem
if this didn't happend i could finally have a good picture of me
>>25074945
it's the most demoralizing thing on the planet. I just want a pretty picture of myself
Hello robots. Anyone here familiar with the idea of tulpas? I don't mean the /x/-y supernatural bs, but the autonomous imaginary friend concept.
I think a lot of robots could benefit from having one, and thought I might try to start a little /r9k/ tulpa group.
For those that don't know, a tulpa (in this context) describes a psychological phenomena where you imagine a person/creature/agent/etc to such a regular and detailed extent that it becomes autonamous, and able to be imposed on your environment, something to the effect of a conscious hallucination....
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>>25074818
> Wanting to get even more delusional
TopKek m8
>>25074818
Hey anon
I am familiar with the concepts of tulpas
Presuming the theory is correct, isn't it cruel to force them to exist in the mind of a mentally unwell person?
>>25074818
Gr8 idea lets lose all the sanity that is left.
Fuck off faget.
It's otherkin level fagotry.
Where do normies get all that energy?
>>25074809
by not masturbating 5 times a day
I grew up pretending I was goku
Brain activity consumes 80% of energy you get through food. Just sayan.
Fuck everything....
>Will it ever end
dont worry it will probably stop being so bad when you turn 17
In a world where kids my age are popping Mollies with leather
Sitting on Tumblr, never outside or enjoying the weather
Can name a sweater, but not a talent or don't know if whether
Or not they got one, tried to change their life for the better
I was the drama club kid, I run where the fun did, my nuts itched
I was defiant, always said, "Fuck shit"
Hated the popular ones, now I'm the popular one
Also hated homes too, til I start coppin' me some
See I don't beez in the trap, nigga, I beez in the b's
And I be gassing...
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>>25074837
I like the song but you look gay my man
How does one walk/run normally? How is it done properly?
>>25074681
when walking
>pretend you have a limp leg and bounce off it every with every step
>take your time, walk extremely slow
>loosen your arms and let them swing back and forth (dont stiffen them to your side)
when running
>hands on level with your liver
>run forrest run
>>25074681
For walking - just have a destination. Go get some coffee or some shit, go get a book from the library or some goddamn chocolate from the store or whatever. Doesn't matter, just get somewhere, get back... done.
Running? Fuck if I know. Honestly I'd just avoid it if I were you
Dont think about the act of doing it while doing it
Under the bridge
Tarp has sprung a leak
And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Is that supposed to be some deep shit?
What the fuck, listening to that song right now and the words synced up almost perfectly with me reading your post.
>>25074672
IT'S OK TO EAT FISH
CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY FEELS
do u guys like my drawing? Doing it so i can win some free merch
>>25074425
pretty good! I think the one area which could use the most improvement is the face - try adding more... idk... depth? to the face
>>25074425
I like it. Makes me want to work on this drawing I was thinking about but I'm just going to put it off until tomorrow. I like the detail on the sword and the jacket a lot
Nice ink anon. I like the sword.
Who /cocaine/ here?
Alcohol not quite doing it for your confidence levels? Just do some blow. You'll have that Chad mentality in no time flat.
>>25074396
as a former meth addict, you're literally a highschooler
>>25074431
don't you mean to say "litterally?"
>>25074396
Split an eight ball with a friend of mine while on lucy once because we had to drive home
guys, erectile dysfunction is just a meme. it doesn't exist.
>be me
>have huge cock
>dicklets say shit like "yea but it requires greater blood flow so have fun with your limp dick fag" or some fictitious lie to make them feel better about their inferior cocks
>laugh off the sillies
>do big cums
>about a tablespoon each load
>thick, hard, strong erections which last for 20 minutes or more when masturbating, hours when having sex.
>have excellent stamina in bed
>i'm not even a fucking Chad; i'm a 5'8 lanklet with a high sex drive
celibacy is a meme pushed by the christfags. it's what's giving you cancers and "ED". your dick's just sad, bro! #gtp get that pussy!
>>25074376
btw I jerk off at least once a day. what now, /r/nofap? face it, you're weak.
i fap once a week and still finish soft. i have a 6 inch dick when erect. its real brah.
>>25074376
I need the picture of big cums guy.
I lost it a while ago
Sorry wagecuck, it seems like all women these days crave the BNC (Big NEET Cock).
I'm a NEET myself, but even I'm not too far gone to acknowledge that this is light years from reality. ;_;
>>25074295
We can say cuck again?
>>25074295
this is the most laughably unrealistic thing I've seen. thank you for this laugh robot, I was feeling quite sad.