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>log onto normiebook
>top story on my newsfeed
>oneitis tagged in prof pic with cute normie boy
>cucked.jpg
>mfw
FUGGG
I tried everything Anons, swear to Pepe.
>Fantasize beating up normie in a fight for dominance (probs could IRL but why? he already won in the only thing that matters.)
>Tell myself I'll self-improve for 2k16 and get cute gf that's cuter and more soulmate than oneitis.
>Re-watch The Black Pill and everything.
Nothing works.
Robots, what's the cheapest, quickest, most painless way possible to An Hero?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxjQ3M_v7xc
>>25074201
Just stop being a pussy and move on
>>25074201
>tfw watching eggys old videos
>tfw he's a normie
tfw i don't now what to believe now
>>25074245
Thanks Anon-kun! Whatever would I do without you!for srs tho: What are God-tier methods?
Alright faggots, listen up.
If any of these apply to you, you need to leave.
>Has friends
>Not a virgin
>Has or had a gf
>Female
Add more robots.
but wizchan already exists, maybe you should go there?
>>25074118
Fuck off normie.
Seriously, just fuck off already.
You've done enough damage
>>25074046
I have all of these things and I only come here to make fun of you losers.
You guys dug your own hole
You all lack will power
*signed chad
>browsing old forum posts from the early 2000's
>that eerie feeling you get when all those accounts are inactive. last posting years ago
>no new posts or members since 2006
>like even no admin posts
>an entire forum, and culture abandoned
It's creepy as fuck, like coming across a fucking ghost ship
>>25073822
It makes me feel sad more than anything. I wonder what all those people are doing now.
>>25073822
What forum do you have in mind OP?
I honed my trolling skills on various message boards in the early 2000s before Facebook dragged every normie onto the internet and fucked shit up. It's fun to read back on my old teenage posts and indulge in the nostalgia.
>had 11,700 people listed on an old chat app
>last time any of them were online was 2 years ago
>swarm ( filtered friends )last online 11 years ago
Man..
>used to date 9/10 girls
>started balding
>4s won't even talk to me now
>my last girlfriend was a 34 dd bomb shell with a thin waist and better tits than Kate Upton
>we used to walk around the mall together and go into changing rooms and get kicked out of stores
>I remember in forever 21 she dragged me in with her bra on and all I saw was her massive titties and one was so close to falling out it was so big and squishy
>I dated another blonde that was skinny and cute as fuck
>managed to bang her while she was still ptp
>had another decent girl but she was a pass around slut
>came in her face got blowjobs while playing vidya and fucked her every day
>she was 4'11 with a pornstar bod
>I banged them all on bc and didn't use a condom and came inside (their idea)
>actually had it all and didn't realize it
>I cheated on all of those girls with each other and ruined it
>now its been 2 years of me jacking off to their nude photos and trying to talk to ugly fat chicks
Should I be happy that I had the experience or should I cry knowing what love felt long enough just to lose it
>>25073617
How much can you bald in two years?
>>25073641
I didn't bald a lot but my best (only) feature was my hair now I have the hairline of Ben Stiller's dad without balding in the baxk
>>25073617
regardless of your shit, you're not welcome here.
if you want actual advice, shave your head fully and go to the gym a ton, it sounds like you already have chad features and most likely could recover them by becoming fit.
fuck off regardless.
THE VOICES ARE BACK AGAlN
>"you'll always be a failure"
>"you suck so bad"
>"you should just kill yourself"
MAKE THEM STOP PLS ROBOTS MAKE THEM STOP
>>25073550
Why not talk with them.
You know, they're somewhat sentient.
I think.. I dunno schizofrenia, which presumeably is awful..
But I actually wonder, and assume that perhaps developing a lovely egregore would be of relief, some closure and benefit.
Really, try it, or perhaps try some lucid dreaming to get some insight regarding Your sub- and/or super-conscious.
who /afrin/ here?
I've always struggled with allergies and nasal congestion. i smoke weed and that probably contributes to it. this stuff works like a charm
it's like fucking crack though, without it your nose feels like a block of concrete. i only do one side for that reason
>>25073379
My dad used this shit for 5 months straight everyday, he ended having to have surgery on his sinuses.
Be careful, it says on the bottle don't use it for more then 3 days for a reason.
>>25073442
Did he sue?
>>25073475
No, it says on the bottle don't use it for more then 3 days. He just ignored that shit and it fucked his nose up.
who else /mediocre/ here
there's nothing good about me, but the only really bad thing about me is that i'm not good at anything
i'm like a light to decent 5/10, i make okay music, i do okay in school, i'm kinda smart but not really
i'm just so incredibly unremarkable that there's no real reason for people to hang out with me, which is why they don't
Women are mediocre in everything too -except liying and manipulating, but that's because muhh instinct-
>>25073073
yo anyone have the link to that video of the guy in op's pic? he's like raging hard about some guy playing the sax or some shit saying it's not art or w/e
>turning 21 in a few months
>have never been good at anything in life
>always was a slow learner
>have self confidence and self esteem issues because of this
For now I'm just hoping I can get much better at shooting. I just want to be able to say I'm good at doing x without having to lie to myself.
>tfw fatty fat fat ass piece of fat shit
go get the fat sucked out and excess skin cut off
money can solve anything
but uh after you do that you have to keep up your diet and exercise
>>25072816
I wana see you jiggle jiggle...fo sure
>>25072816
Just eat less you fucking fat piece of shit. It's not hard.
>former fattie
who /sociopath/ here?
>tfw wish something bad would happen to me or family member to use as excuse to be NEET for a while.
Does that make me a sociopath?
nope, just makes you selfish
>>25072732
That doesn't make you a sociopath, faggot. An actual socialpath would go out and do something so they continue living in NEET-dom.
SUP FAGGOTS
Wanna watch a sad, pathetic waste of flesh finally END HIMSELF?
You want to follow the futile struggle of a fucking FAILURE as he tries to get a date or literally DIE trying?
Ok, I'm a robot, you're a robot. We are all fucking lonely ass useless pieces of shit. Well, I'm going to do something about that. AND YOURE GONNA HELP ME.
And if it doesn't work, you'll get a show.
Here's the rule for my little experiment:
IF I CANT GET A DATE BY NEW YEARS EVE I STREAM MY SUICIDE ON NEW YEARS DAY.
I will post a link to the suicide stream on 01/01/16 right here on this board of I can't get a date by New Years Eve.
CAN YOU SMELL THE RATINGS ALREADY?
If I do, by some MIRACLE get a date in time I will post proof.
Now, how does that sound?
Now ITT I want you to post how I should die. First to roll dubs wins.
Only rules are this:
>I don't own fire arms
>post something realistic
>and I won't go shooting up or otherwise harming other people
SOUND GOOD, YEAH?
jump off a building
I don't know how streaming it would work though. Do you have a laptop or something that you can use to stream? And then just jump with it in your arms while streaming?
>>25072658
Fuck I could easily blow what's left of my money on a goPro and strap it to my chest.
Lay down on the train tracks.
Are you going to use Tinder?
Daily reminder that life's struggle is internal.
It's not about combating degeneracy, fighting chads, or making love; it's about conquering yourself and becoming a better, stronger person.
Are you fit?
Are you happy?
Are you educated?
No to all, and I wish I had the guts to kill myself.
>>25072607
you don't get anything out of being better and stronger, it is the increased wealth and power being better and stronger gets you that is important
Also, in this world, normies basically put all their effort into obtaining wealth by working for Chad and his dad and clearly I can't even begin to compete
being a degenerate piece of shit is the next best thing and it is morally justified because obviously society never gave a shit about me or a whole lot of other people and isn't as righteous as it claims to be
I'm inferior. Whatever I do I will have worse results than Chad. What's the point?
>tfw the only sense of community and companionship I've ever had was on the internet or with friends that moved on with their lives
>tfw the happiest moments of my life were grouping up with some autists online just to have fun accomplishing the most asinine tasks ever conceived.
I just want to put aside my sadness for a few moments, just to have fun doing stupid shit together with people that won't go on to "live" their lives, leaving me here, still spending my days on the internet. I just want to be friends with somebody.
Do you guys ever want to just spend the day with a friend that sincerely cares about you? Did I do something wrong?
>>25072556
you didn't do anything wrong, it's not your fault people moved on and left you behind
people are selfish, they only look to gain things from others, once they gained things on their own, they did not need you once they achieved greater feats in person
don't give up on the internet, spend the rest of your years here until better ventures come your way
>>25072556
what's your skype senpai
distract yourself with new ventures
>>25072710
Heh. I don't have one. Never was one for showing face or talking. What ventures do you think will show themselves? Where can I find them?
>tfw can't draw for shit
I always thought drawing is a cool skill, but never actually tried to learn it. Is it possible for autistic 24yo shit like myself to get at least somewhat profocient, anons? Or is it just a talent you're born with?
andrew loomis fun with a pencil
It's possible if you get started immediately and put something on paper every day. Discipline is immensely important.
>>25072728
Fuck off /ic/
>>25072522
Anyone can become decent. It just takes talent to become great. Start practicing and you become good enough to post OC.
America doesn't exist. It only has the illusion of existence because millions of people agree of the concept of the United States - and armies with guns enforce its existence. However, it is not something that objectively exists. The same goes for any country.
>>25072288
Are you also an illusion?
What you posted has no worth whatsoever. It only has the illusion of worth because it is a collection of vaguely intelligent sounding words written in a decisive fashion by someone who thinks he's smarter than he actually is. However, it objectively is worthless.
damn brah that's 5deep3me tbqh
is the chance of white men ever getting a gf now officially over?
>>25071954
White men are annoying, whiny, ugly, and stupid. And they obsess over ugly Asians or trap looking white girls.
Why want them? Arabs, quadroons, and Hispanics are the wave now.
I'm white and I've got a gf, plus numerous other sluts who'd have a go if I wanted.
but hopefully this thread made you feel better about not being white!
>>25072022
He doesn't need this thread for that desu, being white has basically been branded by the media and the younger population at this point. Expect to see even MORE nig culture like "t.b.h" and "f.a.m" shit. Nig culture has already infiltrated 4chan for fuck's sake.
