Are there any 25+ year old virgins on this board?
Please, tell us your story.
I don't think anyone younger than 25 has the right to complain about being a virgin.
>Please, tell us your story.
It's simple:
I can't get what I want and what I can get, I don't want.
It's better to be alone than to be with someone you don't *really* want to be with.
>>25067199
So...are you just gonna stay a virgin for the rest of your life?
>>25067273
Yes.
I'm pretty sure penetrating a hole blood comes out off with a sausage piss comes out off doesn't feel significantly better than masturbating anyway.
One of you robots have to be into EVE. I haven't played in ages. Does anyone have a good robot friendly corp?
>tfw you will never fly in faction warfare space disrupting communication and waging immortal electronic warfare.
PLEASE! I know you autistic fucks play this game! WHERE ARE YOU!!
I like the look of it, but I've never actually tried it. MMOs always look cool, but the gameplay ends up being repetitive garbage, and the combat is never engaging.
excessive fat
ok, i'm going to need some sauce on this image
>>25066742
>Trump face
That girl's face is disappointing.
Hi guys.
I decided to be an hero before Sunday, too many years of depression and a life in which I can't find any pleasure anymore also on things I liked before made me take my decision.
But before I have a couple of questions I would receive an advice about.
1) Should I write a suicide note? I always tought to do it if I decided to kill myself, but I'm not sure anymore.
I don't wanna write a suicide note in which I blame people I knew for the mean thing they did to me, but I don't wanna also write a note like "it was all my fault",...
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>>25066704
What method are you going to use? Call her.
>I don't wanna also write a note like "it was all my fault", cause it won't be the truth
Would you like to share?
Bro the depression meme has been played out. You should at least use a real disease to make it somewhat believable.
>>25066798
> What method are you going to use?
After thinking a lot about it, shotgun to the head. I don't wanna risk to suffer a lot of time for using a method that won't kill me immediately.
> Call her
Hoping she'll answer
>Would you like to share
English is not my native language, let's only say I never had a loving family. My father was a sick bastard, I feel ashamed all the time I...
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METRO BOOMIN WANT SOME MOAR NIGGUH
SIPPIN' ON DON PERIGNON FOR NO REASON
If yung metro sont trust u im gon shoot ya
>>25066669
JUMMAN JUMMAN METRO BOOMIN ON PRODUCTIONWOW
>I know I'm pretty serious on TV.. but I can be fun too!
>*takes the salt and pepper shaker*
>*moves them around as if they were people*
>*makes deep awkward voice*
>"Hey CNN chief political correspondent Dana Bash, wanna have lunch together?"
>It's you, Anon! Haha!
>CNN
Shit tier news. And your face looks like a horses'.
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>>25066467
You're on TV? What channel?
>>25066576
it's CNN
"Some things you'll do for money and some you'll do for fun, but the things you do for love are gonna come back to you one by one..."
Feels music while studying, feeling dead inside.
What are my fellow robots listening to?
>>25066354
Post more Clay
>>25066354
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PZKIh5aCYCI
Yo, some nights we got so drunk
Its like we miss the feeling
Of a never ending headache
And a spinning ceiling
Popped a Melax and a Restas, sniffed a line of dope, sipping on a cider. Probably pack a bowl soon. Painkilling.
>stressed/anxious
>horny
>zero friends
>>25066276
I hope you aren't implying thats you OP
Making threads about me again
>>25066276
if you want a belly gf thread just say so
Any good movies to watch on Netflix instant streaming.
Don't call me a normie, I'm stuck without my pc.
>>25066245
Fatherland tbhfam
Not really, actually thinking about cutting that shit off. I barely even watch it, anymore. Most of the good movies is already popular shit you probably already seen.
>this kills the craband this 4
Rate my new haircut /r9k/
Will I be able to pick up bitches now?
it's ice ice baby
You might look decent if you lifted weights you skinny Fuck.
Gay autistic wog
If I buy an android phone that's stuck on Kitkat 4.4, how long will it last me before normiebook/twitter/chrome don't work?
It will always work. Those website can run off web browsers.
>>25066175
I meant app support but I suppose I could just do everything via browser
>>25066141
Fuck off you dumb normie
Can we have one of these threads? I have a few but nothing too great
>One tard name Abdul or something
>Actually shaped like a potato
>Once sold pencils and things at a stand at lunch with a wrangler while wearing a tiara and smacking a wand against the table
>Once came into library bawling and clinging to wrangler
>Once burst into Spanish class and said some nonsense, I don't think he could actually say a coherent sentence
>Another tard looked like Kinaman (i.e. the ugly Dendy guy)
>Didn't do much, but made really disturbing noses in the bathroom. Not even jacking off, just moaning and whining to himself
>One wore a cheap suit and sneakers every day
>Another had a bizarrely high-pitched voice. Actually sounded like Micky Mouse
>Another was a real ugly fuck, looked like Dwayne Dibley from Red Dwarf
>>25065871
>Can we have one of these threads?
NO. There are fucking mean.
>>25065935
Muh hugbox. They're hilarious, stfu
>>25065935
>there are mean
Nice bate nigger
NEET COMEDY CLUB WHEN
>NEETs
>humor
Pick one.
>>25065803
The stage is being set, anon, don't you worry.
>>25065803
MAO
I have my first ever date tomorrow (I'm 24) with a younger girl(20), I like being straightforward and honest, is it a good idea to tell her that I have no experience with women and that I'm a virgin?
Maybe it will give us something to laugh and talk about.
No not really. Talk about something else. That just makes you look like an insecure little bitch. Most girls don't actually mind inexperience that much if you don't make too big a deal out of it
>>25065736
Never ever.
Also stay in control the whole time. Don't ask her "is it ok if I do that?" or stuff like that.
>>25065780
>>25065998
this. don't bring it up unless you actually have a chance at banging her. and don't say your a virgin. ever. just say that you don't have too much experience (you've only had a couple of girlfriends)
you better rub one out before the date, mate
today i crashed with a girl in stairs, this is the closest i have been with a girl, am i still a robot though?
It doesn't sound like you ever were a robot.
Piss off.
>>25065632
>robot
>going out of house
please mother fucker
>>25065676
i am a wagekek on training i have to attend college, i want to be able to buy myself things not everyone lives on a country that pays him for sitting home