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>haven't jerked off for 4 days
>timetofap.jpg
>start masturbating
>suddenly become gay
>look at gay porn
>download Grindr
>start talking to some adorable little femboy
>send each other pictures of our cocks
>he wants the D
>I want to give him the D
>try to arrange it
>so hard it hurts
>but he is at home and cannot leave tonight
>say goodnight
>continue masturbating
>cum
>regret everything
I think I'll hang myself tomorrow.
Been there
Don't worry, one day the post-cum regret will just stop happening
> suddenly become gay
I've got news anon, you were already gay/bi.
>>25054973
I'm worried that one day I will feel the post cum regret, look down and realise I'm balls deep in a guy's ass.Why can't girls be this easy
Found a highly rated escort who's hot and thinking of doing it robots... should I?
>>25054829
no, money > bitches
just jack and spend the money on something else
Wanna get an obscene amount of types of STD?
desu I would only go to one for a sloppy BJ, condor sex is just not worth it
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1330711
70 to just purely smash this chubby bitches throat for 30 minutes straight, not bad. Kinda sucks how you have to pay to watch the videos though. Can someone get them?
>I've never ever even spoken to a female before in my life
>but you can trust me completely when I tell you that women are whores
I'm female and I can tell you that women are whores
/r9k/: The Post
wtf someone said this before
>>25054758
please be my gf i'll kiss your feet 1000 times a day
if you're going to complain about chestlets, at least don't use an ugly girl to do it.
#yesallboobs
>Le yellow fever man
>>25055434
Fuck this is too perfect. Where can I get my asian gf?
This is how to deal with feminist scum!
#BoycottChloe
Boycott our queen, sure, sure.
>honeyview
patrician
>>25055816
>our queen
>a feminist
4chan became really a shithole!
How does one go about selling one's body for sex?
I'm considering prostitution as both a way to make easy money and to give in some gay fetish I've been developing since I'm 8.
I'm pretty hairy and fat, but somewhat cute since I had a few gfs. I've flirted many times with gay dudes online and they often proposed me money but I've always pussied out.
What's more, I'm concerned about anonymity and would not anyone IRL to know what I do online, so posting my face isn't a thing I'd like to do.
Please respond I don't know where to ask
>hairy fat
>also a pussy
Op in what universe did you think those were helpful attributes to being a prostitute
>>25055640
If that helps, I don't mind hairy fat men. As long as they're std free and white I will accept most likely anyone, for any fetish outside of scat (pissing on my face is fine for example).
>Check out the facebook of a kid who used to bully me in school
>He's dying of cancer now
Karma is a bitch
>>25054454
That could be you too, OP.
True story bro
>mfw school bully who dropped out of high school is now homeless
How do you get rid of a fetish? I wanna go back to getting rock hard from just pretty women.
>>25054377
Stop looking at porn and start reading vanilla-tier sex stories instead.
Don't jack off for about 2-3 days, if you are really fucked up go 4-5, then jack off to vanilla.
This also works for gaining fetishes, you wouldn't believe how easy it is to force yourself to find something attractive when you haven't jerked it for a week.
>>25054441
I've gone almost a month without jerking it, and it still wasn't enough. I must be too far gone...
Almost there guys, almost there
You can do itim going back to sleep now
>>25054237
lucky faggot. i'm still in cuckmode at work for another 2 hours. been here all night long. graveyard shifts suck but its an office job and i just sit on 4chan/reddit/youtube every single night.
thank god i take 6mg of xanax throughout the day and smoke like 3 bowls of kush when i get home. seriously fuck working fulltime. if i was sober i'd kill myself already. weed and xanax are literally my mom and dad right now
>>25054237
Thisis what I believe too.
>>25054237
What is this in reference to?
How is it possible for you to love a woman who's had cum on her face? Serious question.
How is it possible for you to love a woman who's pooping out of her ass and pissing out of her urethra? Serious question.
cum wipes off but love doesn't exist
>>25053918
You can't. I wouldn't.
If a girl said that she loved me, and has informed me that she wasn't a virgin, I would promptly hook her in the jaw.
Do you approve or disapprove of casual sex? Why or why not?
>>25053857
Disapprove
It's disgusting and degenerate. It shows that you have no patience or self-control. Like... an animal.
What happened to people believing they were above animals?
what the fuck, first it was video games, then it was shoes, then clothes, now SEX?
is there anything these fucking casuals won't ruin?
>>25053857
I don't disapprove of it, I just don't do it. Sex means a lot to me emotionally and I would be lying if I said that I can get it up when with someone I can't trust. Call it trust issues if you will
Who is this chocolate goddess?
Whoever she is she won't fuck me
some mulatto attention whore from /soc/
>>25053777
lucky roll nice
how do you know? do you see her post there often or something?
>a girl will never look at you and smile
those pretty gold eyes.
a girl does that to me every day at work and I thought she liked me but then I remembered reading online about how sometimes girls just do that to everyone you know they're just nice to people so the next day I paid more attention and I noticed that she smiled like that for women too
>tfw tipsy grill did the tongue-in-mouth bj gesture at me
>tfw too scared to do anything with it
>cute girl at work
>asks me to come live in her apartment (very kind i needed a place to stay)
>always wants to wrestle, while naked even (not a fan of wwe personally)
>says "i love you"
>i say it back (it's an in-joke i think but i'm not sure i get it)
>wants me to come meet her parents (???)
do you think she likes me?
are u chad? if u be no chad girl like you no. if u chad she do fuck want you
>>25054014
>taking bait
>not knowing originality
Fuck your shit
>I had a dream that a girl loved me, it felt so real.
>Then I woke up.
>>25053222
Trips confirm
If you post in this thread you must kill yourself due to depression
I'm out robots
Goodbye
>>25053222
Same thing happened to me 2 days ago, still feel like shit.
>>25053222
Stop holding onto hope then
